Kevin Federline Homewrecker Hunting in Vancouver Heads up Vancouver - Tori and KFed Jr have landed. This just in from my girl Jen P who saw them walking along Robson. Not sure why they"re here, I"m guessing Pam"s new movie Blonde & Blonder? Like I said, just a guess...but By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Kevtwan Labritnius…or Kevtwan LaBritnia??? Multiple news agencies are now reporting that SPF v 2 may not be SPF v 2 but a little girl named Jayden, at least that’s what KFed’s grandma or some other member of the illustrious Federline family has taken to calling their second bank deposit. People Magazine is By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Mischa Barton & the sour suck Though I"m not a fan of the dead eyes, I am a fan of Mischa style. I also think she"s extraordinarily pretty…when she"s not doing the sucker pucker - at least a 10 year age difference. AT LEAST. Fact of the matter is, By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Heather Mills plays the victim card This bitch is brilliant. Masters of Golddiggery and Manipulation generally are and as we all know, Heather Mills has achieved the kind of enlightenment in both categories KFed only dreams of. But then again, we are dealing with Sir Paul"s billion dollar bank account…she really did have By Lainey • Oct 18, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Blender knows best: KFed sucks ass Shocker of shockers…we aren"t the only ones unimpressed by his beat-me-face. And beyond the blog universe, it"s nice to see that even Blender Magazine is speaking the gospel, listing Kevin Federline in their list of the 50 Worst Things Ever to Happen to Music. Best By Lainey • Oct 16, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Only Britney loves the Beat-Me-Face My dog Marcus has a Sleep Smell: it wafts around the house when he"s hunkered in deep slumber, especially after a long hike or a day at the beach, he burrows into the couch and gives off this ... smell. It"s not putrid, it"s not By Lainey • Oct 13, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori Transformed As we all know, a child"s power is infinite and while I don"t have one myself, nor do I ever intend to, I can certainly appreciate the transformational properties of pregnancy and how it can enhance even the most wretched. Here"s Tori last night By Lainey • Oct 13, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: Philanthropic Fishy-ness New photo of Angelina en route to the set, ridiculously beautiful as usual. But because it’s Angelina…a new scandal has emerged… A new report was released yesterday from Radar Online with alleged information that the Pitts have reneged on a pledge made to a Namibian pre-school originally made By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears The Charmed Lives of KFed & The Junior The incomparable Thomas Hardy on Jack Durbeyfield from Tess of the D"Urbervilles: "Durbeyfield was what was once called a slack-twisted fellow; he had good strength to work at times; but the times could not be relied on to coincide with the hours of requirement; and, having been By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears On Sutton Pierce Federline SPF v2.0, initials to match his older brother, a name chosen presumably for its air of old money and class, amusing enough considering the Spears/Federline family tree probably hasn’t extended itself beyond trailer thug territory but admirable also since Britney clearly aspires to a certain distinction for By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline 2 for Britney, 4 for Kevin As I’m sure you’ve heard, Britney’s 2nd child and Kevin"s 4th, made his debut very early on 12 September, reportedly a boy, reportedly 6 pounds and them some, reportedly via c-section just to squeeze in that tummy tuck, and we can only hope her womb By Lainey • Sep 13, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney spawns fourth Federline? UPDATE: no baby, just a gordita. As of press time (2:30 am EST) word on the street is that Britney Spears is about to or already has delivered her 2nd child. Hopefully this time they’ll name it what I had originally suggested: Kevtwan LaBritnius Federline – has a nice By Lainey • Sep 08, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Most Useless Piece of Sh*t: Kevin Federline I was so thrilled to see Britney, she really really looked amazing. And then dirtbag had to come in the shot and soil the experience. Did you see him? Did you see the flippant look on his face as he was announcing Beyonce’s win? Beyonce. Accomplished on her own By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Kevin Federline Fame Transfusion Am a firm believer in the concept that just as you can give someone your blood, you can also give someone your fame. Hence fame transfusion, apparently what Britney Spears is willing to do for her golddigging jerkoff of a good for nothin" husband. After all, what"s By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Teen Choice 2006: Best & Worst I have to tell you…I was worried. I was worried that Kevin would actually be good. I was worried that I’d have to be objective and grudgingly write my approval. Like the time Paris Hilton came out with a decent, cute, vocally engineered song and we all had By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears & the power of packaging Have you seen this??? Taken during the inaugural summer of Federline love, while Britney still had a cute body and a loyal fanbase, it is a heartbreaking glimpse into the reverberating void that is her brain, and also illustrates perfectly why home videos are a publicist"s worst nightmare. By Lainey • Aug 07, 2006 08:00 am
