Kevin Federline Dean McDermott defines Goldiggery Nothing to do on a 9 hour flight but stock up on celebrity rags and kill time. Made the mistake of reading the People Magazine article with exclusive details on Dean McDermott’s goldmine of a wedding in Fiji. Total trainwreck, y’all. You read and you cringe and you By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: non news & wishful thinking Like you were surprised??? On the off chance you"ve been confined to gossip detox for the last 24 hours, Britney Spears went on Letterman last night and confirmed the worst kept secret in Hollywood - that Kevin Federline is the most fertile man in the history of sperm By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: looking good in NY Speaking of clean…check out Britney Spears, refreshingly pulled together and delightfully pregnant, in New York to promote her fragrance which, in spite of her white trash descent and Federline contamination, appears to be making solid sales. Nice to know her fans are loyal. Bodes well for career longevity - By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori gets her Federline I have to give it to Dean McDermott. The man - a Canadian no less - has succeeded where Kfed didn"t. Because while Kevin stupidly believes that he will become more than just Britney"s husband, that his own career will really catch fi-ya, Dean is astute By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Behind Baby Scandal #2 Warring tabloids and a motherload of spin to sift through. As usual, Britney’s in the thick of it. Let’s to it, shall we? The ever reliable Star Magazine released their latest cover today – huge headlines blaring: Brit’s Baby Fractures Skull! According to Bonnie Fuller, wee Kevtwan LaBritnius By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline JLH: two faced and slutty For the love of Audrey, would this skank ass bitch PLEASE stop pretending she’s Hepburn? Ain’t gonna happen, honey. Because Audrey would never have let Wilmer Valderrama try out his 8 inches in her high class garage. She also wouldn’t blaze a trampy trail through half of By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney & Kevin: ugly but happy in Atlanta Mrs. Federline decided to send Janice Min and the folks at Us Weekly a huge "F&CK YOU" this weekend by showing up in Atlanta for Kfed"s weeklong birthday party. As you can see from the accompanying photos, the Federlines look happy. Oily and dirty, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2006 07:00 am
Hugh Grant Sharon Stone: old broads shouldn"t do pigtails Granted, this bitch is postal but I"d be willing to give up ciggies forever if it meant looking like this at 48 (from Saving Face). Surgery or not - and it"s not likely not - Sharon Stone looks fantastic in Berlin . However, I do draw the By Lainey • Mar 22, 2006 07:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Tori Spelling and the new Federline From JJB. I"d like to start by complimenting Tori Spelling. For a girl who looks like someone stepped on her face, I think she"s made the most of her deficiencies. There is a glass ceiling for de-uglification, you know. And no matter how hard certain people By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Christina Aguilera Christina looking good Though I shudder to think of what she looks like sans maquillage, I do like the married Aguilera (from JustJared). I like her style, I like her body, I even like her wig. Yeah sure, I’ll admit it borders on possessed porcelain doll and it would be nice to By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Tom Hanks: not sweet From Saving Face. Look, I hate to pick on Tom Hanks. He"s a terrific actor, he seems like a wonderful person, and he doesn"t do anything to court the kind of criticism usually reserved for useless pricks like Kevin Federline. But I am just not feeling By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney, KFed, Mystery Slut, and Jessica too Good Goddess it’s been an interminable week. And having to deal with KFed and his sh*t is making it even worse. OK, let’s recap. Britney’s been in Hawaii working on her comeback, leaving the husband to his own devices in LA. Then came the photos. Of By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears and People Magazine I’m a total sucker for a great People Magazine profile. From JustJared. This one about Britney is another one of those. Bullsh*t? Of course! But for the first time in a long time, I actually liked her a little, which is saying a lot. Now before some of By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed has her support If you"re still hoping that Britney"s going to dump her golddigging piece of sh*t, don"t hold your breath. My sources are telling me that things are better than ever. So good in fact that she has finally given his pathetic music career her By Lainey • Feb 07, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney"s baby drama I have heard from several of you today regarding Britney"s irresponsible mothering, captured by pappies as she made her escape from their "dangerous" pursuit. Here"s what Cathy wrote to me earlier, echoing, I"m sure, the sentiments of many parents out there: " By Lainey • Feb 07, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Ugly: The Federlines I have no idea why they felt entitled to attend a SAG post party but somehow, these low classy f&ckers made it in the door and tried to turn the place into a redneck prom. Forget the dress, I prefer to be offended by the cheap ass half By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
