Kid Rock A Great Title We Own the Night, Joaquin Phoenix’s latest with Mark Wahlberg, in competition here at Cannes although neither is expected – at press time – to attend in support. The screening in on Wednesday and the press conference Thursday – will let you know. Here’s a smutty detail though: Marky supposedly wanted By Lainey • May 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Bobby Brown Sexy Humour and His Wife My husband always brags about seeing Radiohead in the mid-90s at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver – small venue, legendary acoustics, a music lover’s dream. Now I have something to match him. Today, Jerry Seinfeld at the media presentation for Bee Movie – his animated collaboration with Dreamworks about the plight By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock The Example If only there were more Tina Feys in Hollywood…but then it wouldn’t be Hollywood, right? A stunning Tina Fey at the Time Magazine event the other night, earning and deserving a spot on the Time 100: - first female head writer on Saturday Night Live - one of By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock 45 Days for Rocky And why not? As I promised last week, if Rocky could secure a jail sentence for Hollywood Ebola, he would sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. But given Paris’s sentence, why not 45 days? That’s how long she’s supposed to be locked up, non? As By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Hollywood Ebola to Prison!!! He did it! Rocky did it! The LA Attorney"s office wanted to put that sh-t away and a judge has agreed - Paris Hilton will serve 45 days in jail. And unlike other Hollywood situations this was NOT planned - definitely conspiracy but this time on our side! By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John My Kiki: Birthday Best in NYC She turned 25 yesterday, also the NYC premiere of Spidey 3 - two changes, both rocked. First metallic for the season on the carpet. No nasty hair extensions, no fake nails, not much skin, not a pound of make up…I will take this every time over a strapless turquoise By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Chip & Pepper but not Posh Chip & Pepper, premium denim designers - did you know they were Canadian? Two crazy bitches… they were with us at the Junos, doing fashion commentary for eTalk, are now opening up their own stores, and will be launching their own line for JC Penney – huge, lucrative deal that will By Lainey • Apr 03, 2007 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Violet Forever I take after my mother one respect. Not so much in the extreme – she frightens children and animals – but like her, I’m not baby crazy or baby gushy and while I love the babies that belong to my friends, I am also very happy that those babies are going By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Battle of the Daddies: Ben vs Ryan In one corner: Ben in White Rock (just outside of Vancouver) this weekend for a little family time. The reformed Ben Affleck, thanks to shades of Taupe and Violet, every inch the wonderful husband and doting father. In the other corner: Ryan Phillippe and the adorable Deacon and his sister By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Kid Rock Jen and Violet in the Suburbs She’s in White Rock, about 45 minutes outside of Vancouver, a quaint affluent little neighbourhood with a beautiful beach and a super cute boardwalk. I’m told she passed over staying in a swank downtown hotel in favour of one less exposed, that she enjoys playing at the local By Lainey • Mar 01, 2007 07:00 am
Kid Rock Best Gay: TR Knight Never mind Patrick Dempsey. Never mind “The McDreamy Hair”. The McDreamy and the McDreamy Hair don’t hold a feather boa to TR Knight. Like, is he The Hotness or what??? Rockin’ his very own version of the do’, looking impeccable in black on black… my gays have been goin’ By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Kid Rock Latifah: Big Girls Rockin’ the Print Who says it ain’t ok? Have a look at Queen Latifah – every inch is far from not OK. Every inch, in fact, is absolutely delicious - a vision in print and the best example all evening of clever styling. And the best part is, on a starving rack of By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Kid Rock Happy New Year McGoslings! Every day for the last 3 days, the McGosling emails haven’t stopped – frantic queries as to their whereabouts, hands wringing, desperate for a morsel, any morsel regarding Allie and Noah, worried they’ve split, based on nothing other than the fact that they haven’t been sighted in several By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily DumbAss: Kate Moss Married According to the UK Daily Mail, an intimate New Year’s Day celebration in Phuket, she wore white Galliano, he wore black linen and a signature hat, and while the tabloid has not been able to confirm (at press time) whether or not the proceedings were legally binding, the presence By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Kid Rock Richard Gere, Sly Stallone…and the gerbil You’ve heard the gerbil story, right? For years people believed it was legit. Like that Phil Collins song about someone drowning in a pool and then he invited the guy to his concert and made him feel like sh-t – you know that story? Well that story totally never happened. By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Janet Jackson Pacey Rocks the Faux Hawk Total.Loin.Quiveration. Joshua Jackson in New York at an evening honouring the Laramie Project the other day modeling a new ‘do without as much flair as Becks or Maddox, for that matter, but just as adorable, especially so as he’s throwing his support behind efforts to fight homophobia By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am