Famewhores Lauren Conrad on books, portion control, and editing I love people’s inexplicable celebrity follows. They’re not crushes, they may not even be people you like, but you follow them without realizing you’re doing it, spit out their resume without thinking every time someone idly wonders “whatever happened to”, and it inevitably proves to be embarrassing… By Duana • Aug 24, 2012 12:43 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Lauren Conrad's flowery dress Let's pretend she didn't write a book and isn't here promoting it. Let's instead admire this lovely dress with a subtle flower print. A classic cut, a flattering fit, and very, very pretty. By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 11:31 am
Gossip Girl Mr Schue & Lonely Boy While Blake Lively is probably trying to convince Ryan Gosling to make her his steady, her discarded ex-boyfriend Penn Badgley was invited to bro down with Glee’s Matthew Morrison in Punta Cana over the holiday. Thanks to a lovely reader called Kate for the tip. This week the two By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 04:13 am
Dumbass Dumb reading Her first book LA Candy was a bestseller. Now her second book Sweet Little Lies which literally just hit shelves 5 minutes ago is another bestseller. Lauren Conrad is now a two time bestselling author... Said Lauren of the quick success of her novels: "It's so gratifying By Lainey • Feb 12, 2010 02:23 am
Twats Dumbasses write books and make movies This is an I Hate People article. It will make you angry and punchy. You have been warned. Lisa Rinna “wrote” a book. It’s called Rinnavation: Getting Your Best Life Ever. Really? Her????? Yes. Her. Lisa Rinna can help you improve your life. Please. She was at a signing By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 05:18 am
Twats Sit your Hills ass DOWN F-cking eejit. So Lauren Conrad was at Deluxe last week and according to Radar was apparently caught up in some drama with her boyfriend over her claim that RYAN GOSLING HIT ON HER. Say what bimbo? Yes. This was her allegation. Whined Lauren to her boyfriend Kyle: "Who does By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 07:21 am
Dumbass All Hills look the same Viewership for The Hills has been steadily declining. Maybe it’s because they’re full of plastic sh-t. Maybe it’s because they’re all starting to look the same. California girls. Now that Audrina Patridge has lightened her hair, they’re all becoming one giant blonde Hill: long wavy By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:17 am
Maple Leaf Meet the Jessi As you know, Lauren Conrad has her own rather successful clothing line. One of the dresses in her Holiday 2008 Collection is called The Jessi…named after Jessi Cruickshank, the gorgeous and impossibly adorable host the MTV’s The Aftershow which is shot and produced in Canada. Word. What’s By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:49 am
Lauren Conrad If you care… That is Audrina Partridge last night leaving Crown Bar hand in hand with Justin Bobby. And this is Whitney Port in New York shooting The City, her new spin off. Laguna, The Hills, The City… The OC keeps giving and giving. Will Whitney become as incredibly famous as Lauren Conrad? By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 04:12 am
Emmy Awards 2008 Most Emmy Boring: Lauren Conrad Her own dress was boring as f&ck. The dress she designed for the statue girls was boring as f&ck. And her presentation skills were the most boring as f&ck. So boring that poor David Boreanaz who unfortunately had to share the stage with her By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:04 am
Lauren Conrad Anyone can write a book Except those who can actually write a book. Ugh. People is reporting that Lauren Conrad has signed a 3 book deal with HarperCollins – she will supposedly write them herself, a fictionalised version of her life… Because The Hills is so real? The series will gun for the YA reader and By Lainey • Sep 11, 2008 05:46 am
Lauren Conrad Rumey and The Hills New season of The Hills premiered last night. Am over it, didn’t watch. But apparently this is a minority sentiment. Here they are, all of them at a party to celebrate, and the cameras were there too. Of course. Heidi, in a Herve Leger and white heels, as usual, By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 03:49 am
Lauren Conrad LC EW Three weeks to go and then ...it’s that time again. The Hills Season 4. Am officially over it, but that’s probably a minority sentiment. As momentum builds for the latest round of scripted reality, the esteemed Entertainment Weekly, my favourite magazine, is featuring Lauren Conrad on its new By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 05:06 am
Twats The Hills: The Rolling Stones Cover Here it is… Heidi kills me. And poor Whitney doesn’t even get to show her face! Actually… NOT poor Whitney. Whitney was apparently the biggest bitch at this shoot. And Lauren was an insecure mess. And Audrina is dumb as f&cking ass. Click here to revisit my By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 04:47 am
Lauren Conrad The Hills: the Rolling Stone Photo Shoot Believe it or not, the girls of The Hills have landed a Rolling Stone cover. Exclusive details from the shoot to follow… Big surprise: Heidi is NOT the biggest bitch among the four girls. Well, she is. But not in the way you’d expect. More on that later. The By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 07:00 am
Lauren Conrad Thoughts on The Hills Many of you have emailed recently about Us Weekly and Janice Min’s fascination with the girls of The Hills – cover after cover, week after week… what’s the story? Obviously the premiere was last night, and judging by the buzz online and among my own friends leading up to By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 02:50 am
