Britney Spears Your girl-kiss is tired Two months ago when Miley Cyrus’s video for Can’t Be Tamed was released, I wrote this article laying back to back her effort in comparison to Lindsay Lohan’s for Rumours, both poor imitations of Britney Spears, especially the Sweaty Group Dancing. No wonder there’s panic in By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 06:33 am
Miley Cyrus Lollipops & Milkshakes What do they do all day? Like, is there a tutor situation? That’s probably a dumb question. Whatever she’s doing she’s doing it with Liam. At that age, the intensity you feel, it hurts to be away from each other even for 5 minutes. This is Miley By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 09:10 am
Parent Pimps You don’t love Daddy no more? Remember when Miley, at 16, was dating that 20 year old cheese loser Justin Something and he’d wear his cross around his neck and get papped with the family leaving church every weekend and Billy Ray Cyrus would have his arm around his shoulders and they’d go for By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 03:35 am
Miley Cyrus March Madness + Vegas That must be the reason. My excitement over wall to wall all basketball and being in Vegas at the same time and the bing bing bing sounds coming from the casino floor and free drinks and hopefully finding that Elizabeth & James jacket I should have bought in LA and By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 08:15 am
Miley Cyrus No, he needs something else We’ve all been watching Miley Cyrus fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 09:42 am
Miley Cyrus Three times Miley Miley Cyrus will be presenting next Sunday at the Oscars. For the THIRD YEAR in a row. So there’s George Clooney who refuses to go unless he’s nominated or a returning winner/presenter and then there’s Miley who, well, let’s face it, won’t be nominated By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 11:55 am
Parent Pimps She’s totally not having sex What? Disney JailBait? Of course not. She’s totally still a virgin. A virgin who travels on her own to spend time with her boyfriend in Australia. A virgin who has travelled back with him to LA. A virgin who was rolling around on the beach with him the other By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 03:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Miley meets the family Miley Cyrus, 16 years old, is in Australia with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth having arrived there on NYE to spend time with him and his family. The two were previously spotted together hand in hand romantic in Paris. Oh no. They’re not f-cking at all. Teens don’t have By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 12:06 pm
