Twats You’re a f-cking idiot Living drama-free is obviously not a possibility. Not even in rehab. TMZ is all over it. On December 12, Lilo, as mentioned earlier, returned to the Betty Ford Clinic ten minutes after curfew. She hit up a bar, and when she came home, LATE, one of the staffers gave her By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 04:08 am
Dumbass A mountain of coke is the easy joke Especially when you read this quote. From Ethan Terra who just happens to be the o-owner of Dina Lohan’s production company. “Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from. When she is ready, we’d like to see By Lainey • Nov 26, 2010 05:30 am
Parent Pimps Dina vs Glee/GOOP Some people you love to hate. I love to hate Katherine Heigl. It’s so much fun. And Jessica Biel too. Very entertaining. Many of you feel the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow. I get that. She’s always there, giving you reason. But Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan you can’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 09:29 am
Dumbass Lindsay Lohan still not properly punished Written by Sarah When I was sixteen and freshly driver-licensed, I hit a parked car in a parking lot. Worse, I went home and lied about it to my parents. Of course my dad called it in to his insurance, and of course it came out that I hit parked By Lainey • Oct 22, 2010 06:46 am
Douchebags Are you giving or are you taking? It’s crazy to me why more people aren’t angry about this. How People.com can actually post the story straight, like she actually meant to be helping people at a homeless shelter. Really? HER??? It’s insulting and, well, it’s unconscionable, frankly, that she’s USING those By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 09:57 am
Lindsay Lohan Chelsea Handler’s VMAs… Written by Sarah Were boring. And old. And that wasn’t really Handler’s fault. She was a surprisingly on-point host, mixing her trademark raunch (“If you think Justin Bieber’s music is good now, just imagine how good it will be when he sees a vagina”) with the kind By Lainey • Sep 13, 2010 05:21 am
Hook Ups Jennifer Aniston: one degree of Firecrotch Jesus. It’s too much fontrum, please make it stop. Jennifer Aniston picked up from Jessica Simpson and invited John Mayer into her bed. Last night she was out for dinner with a mystery man. Radaronline.com has just revealed that it’s Harry Morton. Who? Pink Taco? Lindsay Lohan? By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 08:39 am
Twats Lohan replay and her weave falls out She covers the new issue of Vanity Fair in an interview that took place BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. And apparently at one point she goes to adjust her ponytail and one of the extensions comes out. All while Lilo is trying to convince the journalist that she’ By Lainey • Aug 31, 2010 04:58 am
Parent Pimps I want to be the producer Matt Lauer tried his best. But The Today Show is too dignified a program for someone like Dina Lohan. He pressed, she lied, and she deflected - the judge is to blame, the judge got fired, the paps suck, the tabloids are wrong, the judge, the judge, the judge. The By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:09 am
Parent Pimps Be glib if you want to... But don’t forget to be tough. He has to be tough. So TMZ reports that Dina Lohan, who can’t stay off camera, will be on The Today Show tomorrow morning for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss, obviously, Lindsay’s time in jail and how she’s By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 08:45 am
Lindsay Lohan Pre-jail fashion show She’s been cuffed, she has surrendered, and she’s on her way to jail, but not before one last photo opportunity and fashion show – this is Lindsay Lohan reporting to court this morning before being taken away to prison for the next 3 weeks which is how long they By Lainey • Jul 20, 2010 06:10 am
Parent Pimps Same Old Lohans Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 08:15 am
Dumbass Crank tweets: the human rights violation Lindsay Lohan managed to stay home yesterday following her sentencing. She actually did not go to her own birthday party. They must have had to strap that sh-t down to stop her from leaving the house. Forced to abstain from the circuit for just one night Lilo, naturally, tweaked out By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 04:02 am
Lindsay Lohan See you at the club tonight? First off... I LOVE TMZ. Because was the best sh-t I’ve seen in weeks. From that hardass prosecutor who would not relent, to Judge Revel who gave it to her in the end, and of course courtesy of Lindsay Lohan herself, and the tears, and the wailing... The wailing! By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 12:29 pm
Smutty Surgery New crank lips for court Lindsay Lohan has been in court all day for f-cking up her life. TMZ is the best source for the blow by blow but in short – she has a kick ass lawyer, the prosecutor is out for her ass and claims that there are witnesses and a lot of proof By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 09:33 am
Parent Pimps Lilo tests clean? Apparently she tested alcohol-free after her scram went off. This is what her lawyer says, and TMZ reports that the Probation Department has cleared her, which means the judge will likely not be pissed in July when she’s supposed to show in court for a hearing that could have By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:05 am
