Famewhores Lilo + Oscar She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 03:54 am
Donald Trump Lindsay Lohan: reality reject Oh you know it’s bad when… You can’t even get on a reality tv show. Donald Trump is putting together a new Celebrity Apprentice. Here’s who he’s recruited: LaToya Jackson, Lisa Rinna, Hope Dworaczyk, Nikki Taylor, Star Jones, Dionne Warwick, Meatloaf, Gary Busey, Mark McGrath, David By Lainey • Jan 14, 2011 03:07 am
Famewhores So much has changed Lindsay Lohan went to rehab for 3 months. So she’s clean now. And what else? What’s changed? Well, she was courtside at the Laker game last night. A few hours before tip-off TMZ announced that she’d be there which meant that every pap agency sent photogs to By Lainey • Jan 10, 2011 02:47 am
Clown You’re a f-cking idiot Living drama-free is obviously not a possibility. Not even in rehab. TMZ is all over it. On December 12, Lilo, as mentioned earlier, returned to the Betty Ford Clinic ten minutes after curfew. She hit up a bar, and when she came home, LATE, one of the staffers gave her By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 04:08 am
Dumbass A mountain of coke is the easy joke Especially when you read this quote. From Ethan Terra who just happens to be the o-owner of Dina Lohan’s production company. “Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from. When she is ready, we’d like to see By Lainey • Nov 26, 2010 05:30 am
Parent Pimps Dina vs Glee/GOOP Some people you love to hate. I love to hate Katherine Heigl. It’s so much fun. And Jessica Biel too. Very entertaining. Many of you feel the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow. I get that. She’s always there, giving you reason. But Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan you can’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 09:29 am
Dumbass Lindsay Lohan still not properly punished Written by Sarah When I was sixteen and freshly driver-licensed, I hit a parked car in a parking lot. Worse, I went home and lied about it to my parents. Of course my dad called it in to his insurance, and of course it came out that I hit parked By Lainey • Oct 22, 2010 06:46 am
Douchebags Are you giving or are you taking? It’s crazy to me why more people aren’t angry about this. How People.com can actually post the story straight, like she actually meant to be helping people at a homeless shelter. Really? HER??? It’s insulting and, well, it’s unconscionable, frankly, that she’s USING those By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 09:57 am
Lindsay Lohan Chelsea Handler’s VMAs… Written by Sarah Were boring. And old. And that wasn’t really Handler’s fault. She was a surprisingly on-point host, mixing her trademark raunch (“If you think Justin Bieber’s music is good now, just imagine how good it will be when he sees a vagina”) with the kind By Lainey • Sep 13, 2010 05:21 am
Hook Ups Jennifer Aniston: one degree of Firecrotch Jesus. It’s too much fontrum, please make it stop. Jennifer Aniston picked up from Jessica Simpson and invited John Mayer into her bed. Last night she was out for dinner with a mystery man. Radaronline.com has just revealed that it’s Harry Morton. Who? Pink Taco? Lindsay Lohan? By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 08:39 am
Clown Lohan replay and her weave falls out She covers the new issue of Vanity Fair in an interview that took place BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. And apparently at one point she goes to adjust her ponytail and one of the extensions comes out. All while Lilo is trying to convince the journalist that she’ By Lainey • Aug 31, 2010 04:58 am
Parent Pimps I want to be the producer Matt Lauer tried his best. But The Today Show is too dignified a program for someone like Dina Lohan. He pressed, she lied, and she deflected - the judge is to blame, the judge got fired, the paps suck, the tabloids are wrong, the judge, the judge, the judge. The By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:09 am
Parent Pimps Be glib if you want to... But don’t forget to be tough. He has to be tough. So TMZ reports that Dina Lohan, who can’t stay off camera, will be on The Today Show tomorrow morning for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss, obviously, Lindsay’s time in jail and how she’s By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 08:45 am
Lindsay Lohan Pre-jail fashion show She’s been cuffed, she has surrendered, and she’s on her way to jail, but not before one last photo opportunity and fashion show – this is Lindsay Lohan reporting to court this morning before being taken away to prison for the next 3 weeks which is how long they By Lainey • Jul 20, 2010 06:10 am
Parent Pimps Same Old Lohans Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 08:15 am
Dumbass Crank tweets: the human rights violation Lindsay Lohan managed to stay home yesterday following her sentencing. She actually did not go to her own birthday party. They must have had to strap that sh-t down to stop her from leaving the house. Forced to abstain from the circuit for just one night Lilo, naturally, tweaked out By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 04:02 am
