Parent Pimps Crank Fugitive? Lindsay Lohan is on probation. One of the court ordered conditions of her probation is that she attend alcohol education classes every 7 days. The alcohol education classes do not take place at the Chateau Marmont. Needless to say, she hasn’t been in compliance. And TMZ reports that the By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 05:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank tweets vs the ex Like clockwork. Lindsay Lohan is hating on Samantha Ronson again. Somehow they ended up at the same party last night. And of course they decided to Twitter fight about it. Lilo’s tweets are, not surprisingly, totally incomprehensible. Samantha’s are particularly sharp. VERY sharp. She drops the c-word. But By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 06:45 am
Parent Pimps Bottom is still a long way off During my conversation with Maureen Callahan at the New York Post for her article on Lindsay Lohan – click here to read it if you missed it yesterday – she asked me why the public still cares. Why, when it’s the same drama day after day, why we’re still following. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 04:48 am
Amazingness The Charismatic RDJ I talked to Maureen Callahan of the New York Post this weekend about Lindsay Lohan for an article she wrote about Crank Tweet and her ongoing shenanigans – click here to read. My contention is that it’s very unlikely that Lilo will come back. And then she asked why Robert By Lainey • Apr 26, 2010 09:03 am
Twats Crank jokes! Remember yesterday, at the cranking hour, when Lindsay Lohan crank tweeted about Samantha Ronson spitting on her and leaving with Miley Cyrus’s ex boyfriend? Jokes, baby. It was all jokes. Of course she pulled that sh-t down as soon as the pills wore off. Of course she claimed, via By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 10:19 am
Lindsay Lohan Crack Tweets from Coachella Like we could get through a music festival without some Lilo crank tweeting. Please. At approximately 2am this morning, the usual cranking hour for Lindsay Lohan, she posted this on Twitter: Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 03:34 am
Twats Clubbing with the Crank Lindsay Lohan these days is not unlike Ebola Paris Hilton. You must be careful with the association. Because that sh-t will bring you down. And there’s no benefit to befriending Lilo right now. Maybe anymore. Especially not with a career as hot as Sam Worthington’s. Although he’s By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 08:32 am
Parent Pimps Crank tweets and tabloids Lindsay Lohan showed up at Perez Hilton’s party the other night even though he regularly calls her a f-cking mess. Last night she was at the Star Magazine Young Stars event. A tabloid party? I mean... this is a new level of desperation. Especially since it’s been a By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 05:02 am
Parent Pimps Your mother is missing By now I'm sure you've seen these photos of a busted face Lindsay Lohan out and about in LA the other night with curious white powder floating out of her shoes. Automatic assumption would be cocaine. Obviously. I mean it's Lilo after all. However, By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 08:25 am
Lindsay Lohan The Cranking Hour I was up this morning at 5am. I was up before Lindsay Lohan left the party. At 5:30am. She has nothing better to do. Some time last year I was on my way to studio and listening to Jim Rome on the radio. The dumbasses in Vancouver decided to By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 04:17 am
Twats The perfect marriage Lindsay Lohan + Ed Hardy. Right? At this point… definitely. We walked to Fashion Show Mall in Vegas the other day because I was hunting for my Elizabeth & James jacket at Nordstrom which I eventually ended up finding at Neiman Marcus and didn’t end up buying because they’re By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 09:20 am
Girlcrushes Talk show boots Tina Fey, in addition to all her other jobs, is also busy promoting Date Night. Last night she stopped by Letterman. You’ve seen the Letterman arrivals. They’re always in their tight dresses and high heels. In the rain however, Tina Fey has no time for that. Yellow wellies, By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 06:28 am
Girlcrushes Please be Portman and not Lohan As I’ve already noted several times, for the last few months, they have successfully whipped me into a frenzy for Kick-Ass. It’s been a brilliant online campaign. And finally I’m seeing it at a screening later on this morning. Can’t wait. Unfortunately reviews have been embargoed By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 03:34 am
Twats Lilo vs the Club Ho This is what her wreck of a life has become. So Lindsay Lohan has been seeing some model called Adam Senn. According to X17 she hit up Voyeur the other night and saw him there talking to another girl. Lilo is nothing if not jealous and possessive. Especially when she’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 10:28 am
Dumbass Crank litigation When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic. I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:08 am
Hollywood Drugs Lilo OK! for Sarah S This is for Sarah S who’s received some devastating news and has requested some “crack tweets/Lilo smut” for a temporary distraction. I’m so sorry to hear. Sending you a hug and some Lindsay Lohan f-ckery. Ready? Like it wasn’t bunk ass enough she had to stoop By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 04:12 am
