Gorgessity Pretty Sienna not so happy & RPattz/KStew/Lilo I keep saying it and she keeps proving it – Sienna Miller and Jude Law are at their prettiest when they are together. Right now, she is prettier than ever. SO pretty. Really, really pretty. This is Sienna two days ago at the London Fashion Week presentation of Twenty8Twelve, the fashion By Lainey • Feb 23, 2010 07:20 am
Lindsay Lohan On Lilo’s tabloid interview She has resurfaced in the States after spending a few days in London but during her time in the UK, Lindsay Lohan granted an interview to The Sun, not exactly People Magazine friendly, borderline trashy, a popular British rag, but also known for questionable reporting, especially as it relates to By Lainey • Feb 23, 2010 03:52 am
Parent Pimps Is she still a minor? Ali Lohan is 16 years old. Believe it. She was in London the other night with her older sister Lindsay and was photographed out on the town looking like this. THIS. 16 is still underage right? So, like, she should be supervised by an adult? And Lindsay Lohan, in and By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 05:31 am
Twats Diary of 2 trainwrecks Mischa Barton lightened her hair yesterday. Actually looks a lot better. Has an old Hollywood feel to it. Mischa has been rough, like ROUGH ASS, for weeks. Perhaps this will signal a lift. It’s definitely an improvement. And while it might not get her leading roless, it just might By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 02:16 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo for charity and a bump Lindsay Lohan is in London to host a charity event this evening in support of Haiti. It’s also time for the Brit Awards which means tonight will be a hard party scene. Perfect. This, after all, is priority #1 in Lilo’s life. Some people, like George Clooney, they By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 02:27 am
Hook Ups Lilo, Joaquin & Phillippe Let’s express our collective relief, again, that Joaquin Phoenix has emerged from his vain ass art project last year clean shaven and (sort of) hot again. He’s also reengaging with the Hollywood party circuit. Oh, how f-cking celebrity of you. Joaquin was spotted leaving Voyeur the other night By Lainey • Feb 02, 2010 03:34 am
Twats Not far from an extra... Speaking of the shames, while Mischa Barton is hustling as an extra on Law & Order SVU, Lindsay Lohan, still unemployed, has been invited as the guest of honour at the annual Vienna Opera Ball. By all accounts, it’s the tackiest sh-t ever and if her predecessors are any By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 02:34 am
Hook Ups New year, new crack love Or she’s trying to make Samantha Ronson jealous. Paps caught Lindsay Lohan out last night with a new beau. His name is Aurelien Wiik. He’s a French actor. To me he’s an Adam Brody clone. French Adam Brody and Lilo were kissing. At a private party inside By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 07:15 am
Twats Big lips, polka nips, and a sex tape It’s this week’s episode of Lohan Mayhem 2010. Lindsay Lohan showed up last night at the Vida International Launch Party wearing a sheer polka dot blouse hinting at a pair of hard nips. I’ve been looking for them. Don’t lie. You’re looking too. She stayed By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 03:16 am
Parent Pimps Drama always wins Lindsay Lohan. She can’t follow up a win with a win. And you’d think that, especially with so few wins in her life these days, she’d at least want to savour a rare one. Oh no. This is the Lilo. And the drama always overrides everything. Friday By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 02:48 am
Break Ups Crack tweets and thieves Happy New Year Mayhem! We’re only a full week into it and Lindsay Lohan is already f-cking around. First, she broke up with her BFF. Nickname is Pooty. Real name is Patrick Audadouche, or something. This is not important. What’s important is that she accused him of stealing By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 03:51 am
Parent Pimps Lohan Mayhem 2010 Lindsay Lohan promised on her Twitter at New Year’s that 2010 would be all about the Lohan Mayhem. In a “positive” way. Please. Is that possible? Lilo is currently with Ali in St Barts. The mother is nowhere to be found. They’ve been walking around in their bikinis, By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 04:22 am
Dumbass Lilo: on India and Rihanna Crack head is back from India where she claimed to have been on a humanitarian mission with the BBC to film a documentary on child trafficking, a decision that has come under heavy criticism. The Guardian asks the right question: What Has India Done to Deserve Lindsay Lohan? Child trafficking By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 03:53 am
Dumbass Lilo pisses on Johnny & Kate Blasphemy. They were one of the most iconic couples of the last 20 years and together, improbably, after his previous iconic coupling with Winona Ryder. Johnny Depp and Kate Moss. Painfully beautiful, painfully dramatic, too intense, too young, too photogenic, and eventually too much… But the photographs. I spent hours By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 02:38 am
Cheating Loins Lilo crosses Alba Oh there will be hell to pay. Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan hit up a club last week with Cash Warren and according to witnesses, within half an hour, the two were mashing mouths: "It was raw. They were not shy." Lilo has denied the claims, insisting By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 02:47 am
Parent Pimps It’s not too late for the younger one You’re about to choke. Because this is Ali Lohan with her mother yesterday volunteering at a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon serving over 200 people with disabilities. The Lohans giving back – with cameras in their faces – and Ali Lohan, normally aged 40, actually looking like a teenager. Pause until the room stops By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 02:23 am
