Faux Gossip Oh reeeeeallly X 2 Say it like Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers. Oh reeeeeee-leeeeee? Two instances of Oh Really have come up today. The first… How about the ass-licking People.com? Earlier today I wrote this article about Lindsay Lohan’s broke ass ways. Near the end of the post, I included a link By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 10:23 am
Girly Throw Downs Did he collect? After the New Moon premiere in LA last night, Kellan Lutz hit up the Roosevelt…with Samantha Ronson. Did she pay him back? Or is it an off week? I think it’s an off week. This week she and Lindsay are “off”. So Lindsay will have to settle her By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 04:49 am
Hook Ups Lilo & Spittle? According to the UK tabloids which are mostly full of sh-t, Gerry Butler sprayed his spittle this weekend all over Lindsay Lohan. They were both flown into Morocco for some hotel opening and spent the night grinding up on each other on the dance floor – so reports The Mirror claiming By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 04:11 am
Famewhores She says she’s going to India… For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 01:55 pm
Assy Style 3 cracked out blondes Can you tell them apart? Barely. Lindsay Lohan is too busy to attend alcohol education classes. Because there’s a party every night. Monday evening in New York was the Whitney Museum Gala. Lilo arrived with the worst coloured face ever and a pink coat and flaunted her drugged up By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 03:59 am
Hook Ups Lilo: party all weekend! The official excuse from Lindsay Lohan in court on Friday, for which she was 90 minutes late, was that she was too busy, and her schedule too full, to complete her alcohol education program. Busy with what? It’s not like she acts anymore. Still, the judge pretended to buy By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 03:32 am
Lindsay Lohan What’s another year? Written by Jacek Lainey’s out at a photo shoot and this can’t wait until Monday. Lilo was in court today looking fresh as a daisy. Apparently she has missed some of her “alcohol education classes” – I love that – and was in to review her probation as a result. By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 10:10 am
Parent Pimps She sucks but it’s not her fault Of course not. It’s never her fault. Two weeks after everyone else, People.com is finally acknowledging that Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro debut was the total sh-ts. When asked about her sucky runway styles, Lilo blamed it on “coming in so late and having not that much time to By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 05:57 am
Lindsay Lohan Crack Tweets from Paris Ungaro is still footing Lindsay Lohan’s hotel bill in Paris. They won’t be so generous when her sh-t doesn’t sell. Because the buyers were not impressed. Still, being the daughter of Dina Lohan, Lilo is immune to criticism. She’s been taught to love herself too much. By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 04:19 am
Dumbass Shoe-Han!!! Media outlets today received this in their inboxes. Me too! It’s a press release. About Dina Lohan. See below: Contact Josie Z DINA LOHAN, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS MOTHERS TO ANNOUNCE HER OWN DESIGNER SHOELINE ''SHOE-HAN'' AND BECOME NATIONAL SPOKESMODEL AT By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 09:01 am
Parent Pimps Lilo pill popper It’s always a revelation when her pimp dad starts talking. Either one of her parents, actually. Because they live through her, and they suffer through her, and they famewhore through her. Even when she’s a f-cking mess. And she’s been a f-cking mess for years. So Michael By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 04:37 am
Assy Style Lilo stains Ungaro Her collection debuted at Paris Fashion Week yesterday. And it was a disaster. An unmitigated disaster. Women’s Wear Daily called the Lohan-inspired designs “an embarrassment” while the NY Times compared the effort to a “McDonald’s fry cook taking the reins of a three-star Michelin restaurant.” Oh… Shame…. The By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 02:57 am
Lindsay Lohan Ungaro's New Employee Lindsay Lohan is in Paris “working” for Ungaro. She and sister Ali attended a party last night looking older than Joan and Jackie Collins. Evidently they borrowed from their closets too. So Lilo is at Fashion Week in her official capacity as the newly installed “artistic consultant” or some sh-t By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 05:57 am
Girly Throw Downs Scurry aside for Beyonce Lindsay Lohan was hired to show off her new lips in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 07:38 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo plumpers? Lindsay Lohan is in Singapore hosting an F1 rock event. She was actually asked to fill in as a last minute replacement for Nicole Scherzinger after she dropped out? Who? Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the Pussycat Doll who always dances at the front of the formation. That’s right. Lilo By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 03:30 am
Lindsay Lohan Emmy Crack Tweets Samantha Ronson dj’d at an Emmy afterparty last night. Needless to say, Lilo was not invited. So she crack tweeted about it for our pleasure. Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter really does provide endless, endless amusement. It started around midnight last night: Nice to see @samantharonson has found a 90210 By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 06:40 am
