Famewhores Skinny Bitch & Old Hag Lindsay Lohan and her older sister Ali went shopping yesterday. As you can see, she’s loving her weight loss. Loving it. And she’s pretending she’d actually eat that pizza. Right. Those “on set” photos released yesterday – likely not from a film but from some low classy budget By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 05:12 am
Twats Bottom of the barrel Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it. But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 01:49 am
Thinnification She needs Tina A very, very, VERY thin Lindsay Lohan was spotted with her 40 year old sister Ali yesterday. Quite an achievement - to win a skinny-off against a 14 year old. Her legs in those jeans! Word is Lilo is in total denial about her relationship with Samantha Ronson. Apparently Samantha By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 05:47 am
Parent Pimps Interview with the eternal victim Her mother taught her well. Dina Lohan’s mantra? Wah wah wah. Needless to say, it’s the same for Lindsay Lohan. New interview with Interview Magazine interviewed by Lauren Hutton who isn’t herself the picture of sanity. Lilo complains and complains. About the situation she finds herself in. By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 04:54 am
Break Ups Self spinning drama And she has to do it for herself. Because it’s not like she has a job or anything. So her publicist has nothing to promote. As such, on top of all her other daily activities – shopping, melting down, smoking, getting cranked – she’s now charged with the task of By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:42 am
Lindsay Lohan Coming down drama All night partying, coked out of her mind, you think her drama is off the charts when she’s fully cranked? How about when she’s coming down? Click here to read about Lindsay Lohan’s NYE meltdown from yesterday. The next day she and Sam were spotted at the By Lainey • Jan 02, 2009 03:51 am
Girly Throw Downs NYE Lilo Dramz Like you’re surprised? There was a party, Lindsay Lohan was inside, she flipped out. Just another night. So you know she and Samantha Ronson were booked at Mansion in Miami for a NYE gig. Well Nik who runs the website TheDirty.com (thanks to Jon for the link) claims By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 07:49 am
Thinnification Spittle and Lilo in Miami Separately…but you know he likes to party and leer at the ladies. Will he show up at her bash at Mansion tonight? This is Gerard Butler in Miami last night, a prelude to what will likely be a full spittle affair in South Beach as he rings in the By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 07:03 am
Twats A Lohan Holiday Is all about class. Just before Christmas, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her MySpace, because this is where we should all reveal our family secrets, telling her fans that her dad admitted recently that he’d fathered another child while cheating on her mother. Then she compared herself to By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:30 am
Twats Shopping cures all Samantha Ronson thanked fans on her blog for their concern about her hospitalisation this weekend: "Thanks for all your messages. I'm home and all good. Was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Chanukah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me. By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 01:56 am
Lindsay Lohan Let me guess… Exhaustion? Or was it an “asthma attack”? TMZ.com is reporting that Samantha Ronson checked into hospital this weekend – not serious but also no disclosure at press time what exactly was ailing her though it won’t be too hard to predict. She’ll probably borrow from Lilo. And Lilo’ By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 04:32 am
Twats Rehab at Bardot Last night in LA at a club called Bardot – Lindsay Lohan, with Samantha Ronson, Kelly Osbourne, and Kirsten Dunst, all present and accounted for, all with their own rehab history, at the same places too! Lilo and Kelly both chose Promises. Lilo and Kiki both chose the Cirque Lodge. Lilo’ By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 02:37 am
Best of 2008 Best of 2008: Low classy Lilo NYE Lindsay Lohan rang in 2008 in low classy assy style, spreading her dirty orange firecrotch all over some Italian dude at a party in Europe…to the delight of photographers snapping every single moment: As in a new rehabbed Lilo, looking drunk off her rag, straddled across the man on By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 03:53 am
Twats In LA Lilo lurks After a whirlwind week in Europe promoting Twilight, Robert Pattinson returned home to LA yesterday. Home. To LA. Boo. Me I’m an anglophile. So of course I’d choose London over LA. But LA undeniably strips away all good things. Including accents. Kate Beckinsale was on Leno last night. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 06:27 am
Lindsay Lohan What causes fragility and paranoia? Lindsay Lohan made an in store appearance at the Grove Nordstrom last night to promote her leggings line 6126. According to Chismetime.com, Lilo was even more of a disaster than usual. Perhaps it was the low turnout that set her on a slide. Apparently there were only 60 people By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 04:47 am
Hook Ups Lindsay, Sean, Sam, and Dominick’s Roger Friedman who is several cuts above Life & Style, and Star Magazine, and In Touch is reporting today that Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn were “nuzzling” last week in New York. Sean hosted a dinner party to celebrate Milk and Lilo apparently showed up without Samantha Ronson and before By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 06:32 am
