Dumbass Express Yourself…by shutting your ass It’s a universal truth well illustrated recently by someone like Keira Knightley: there are no thoughts more wise, more profound, more deeply f-cking original than the thoughts that are thought by those in their early 20s. And if it happens to be an actor, that depth is even more By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 04:07 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo’s rejection weekend Was a busy day for Lindsay Lohan on Monday. First she promoted her line of leggings (modelling a pair with ladders all over them) at Henri Bendel – no Sam in sight. Rumours are swirling that things are not well. Rumours are also swirling that they’re engaged. Probably because we By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:00 am
Denise Richards Boyfriend Jeans and Hookers This is not Denise Richards. This is Lindsay Lohan. But at first glance, for half a second, I thought it was Denise Richards. And that is not a good thing. Because whatever Lilo is, she is most certainly not the worst Bond Girl/Former Heidi Fleiss Girl ever. Lilo also By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 05:35 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo sings for SamRo Here they are, still on holiday in Mexico and putting the paps to work. And why not? Apparently Lindsay’s new album drops in a month. Spirit in the Dark will be released on November 4th and now word is she will openly name Samantha in the sleeve notes, referring By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 03:22 am
Lindsay Lohan Up all night Restless all day. Apparently this is how she’s been spending her time. Here are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shopping at Fred Segal yesterday, then going for lunch after hitting the club scene several times the last few days. As you can see, Lilo looks super skinny in black By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 05:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Best Emmy Black: America Ferrera She’s perfect. And she glowed. And she lost to Tina Fey. Isn’t it an honour to lose to Tina Fey? I’d lose to Tina Fey every day and feel complete. Check out America Ferrera in a black gown she was born to wear. If she’s glowing By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 02:54 am
Lainey Interviews Lilo & SamRo at Ultra They took to the internets to call Sarah Palin a “narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe” but only after hosting the biggest party in the history of Ultra Supper Club in Toronto. That sh*t was bananas. Some have questioned after all her rehab drama whether or not Lindsay Lohan is By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 02:32 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo knows Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of the new Marie Claire talking Sam Ronson, talking RDJ, talking her new perspective on career and lifestyle, and talking about never going back there. It’s the never going back that so many people remain skeptical about, especially since the thinnification lately has By Lainey • Sep 10, 2008 02:55 am
Thinnification All Night LiLo & SamRo She actually came. First annual eTalk Festival Party went down on Friday night to celebrate TIFF – as mentioned last week, Samantha Ronson was spinning… and wouldn’t you know it, she brought Lindsay Lohan with her. She was propped up on the 3rd floor, the DJ stage was surrounded by By Lainey • Sep 08, 2008 02:14 am
Lindsay Lohan Diddy, SamRo…Lilo? Shameless self promotion. Click away if you don’t care. As you know, festival season begins in Toronto next Thursday September 4th and eTalk etalk.ctv.ca is all over it starting with the eTalk Festival Party on Friday, September 5th. It’s a live red carpet broadcast across Canada. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:26 am
Lindsay Lohan SamRo vs Katy Perry? E! is reporting that Katy Perry is planning a Sapphic smooch on the VMAs on September 7th and her first choice, naturally, is Lindsay Lohan, since Lilo is currently walking the gay way. Will Lilo accept? Please. An attention grab on MTV’s biggest night? Of course! Will SamRo be By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 04:29 am
Lindsay Lohan SamRo sellout? E! is reporting that Samantha Ronson has been telling friends she plans to write a book. Sam supposedly claims it’s about herself but most people are convinced it’ll really focus on Lindsay Lohan. Never one to hold back, Lilo’s opportunistic ex-con of a father, even though he’ By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 03:42 am
Parent Pimps Who needs Debbie Phelps? For someone like Dina Lohan, befriending Ann Dexter-Jones yields many more benefits. After all, Ann has an established place on the New York social circle, far from the fake nails and mall hair Long Island pond that Dina calls her kingdom. Ann entertains the likes of Al Pacino and David By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:49 am
Sports Cage Match: Dina Lohan vs Debbie Phelps Back in 2004 when she was still cute and not yet anorexic or a junkie but well on her way, Michael Phelps was asked about a celebrity crush. He answered Lindsay Lohan. These days, his celebrity crush is Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Lilo won’t let him go. Lilo was texting By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 04:51 am
Clown Apple Friends and Enemies A new Hollywood hotspot opened last night attracting all of Hollywood’s party players including Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Trouble? Not sure yet but all the ingredients were there including Calum Best, Lilo’s privileged douchebag of an ex boyfriend, Evan Ross, also a former fling, and Ebola Hilton By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:33 am
Lindsay Lohan Happy Birthday Holding Hands It’s been a hot Sapphic summer! Samantha Ronson celebrated her birthday yesterday with her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan who put on her best green dress to please her lover. Sam returned the favour with a pair of tuxedo pants and sassy white hat. Yum. Surrounded by photographers, the two showed By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 05:36 am
