Lindsay Lohan Attempted Murder is Not a Felony For you and me? Maybe. But for Lindsay Lohan? For a celebrity who twice – that we know of, that she was arrested for – climbs behind the wheel of her car, drunk and stoned off her tree, and attempts to murder everyone on the road...this is evidently not a felony. By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 03:17 am
Lindsay Lohan The Model Parents Tony Almeida was Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard from 2002 – 2005 and is graciously dishing on his former charge after what had to be a rather enticing offer from In Touch Magazine. But still…even though the story has been procured by a paycheque, it’s hard to deny its validity: By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 02:01 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo in Long Island, now Utah Not in rehab but on Long Island… Lindsay Lohan has returned home, staying at her mother’s house with her sister, actually succeeding at flying out of LA undetected into NYC. You see? It IS possible. As you would expect, Dina has told the press that Lindsay is doing “fine” By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan A Thief Like Mom On the heels of yesterday"s report Dina Lohan’s being sued for a $400K loan she failed to pay back comes word that Lindsay Lohan has no compunction about borrowing and not returning either. At the Elle Magazine cover shoot two months ago –the issue hits stands this By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan A Pimp AND a Thief Lindsay Lohan has some kick ass parents. The father is already a convicted felon who served time and found the Lord in prison. And then there’s that mother – her manager pimp, ready to exploit her child at every opportunity, living vicariously through a career she never had. And now… By Lainey • Aug 02, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan When Attention Whores speak... Access Hollywood and The Insider have become Dina Lohan’s personal publicists. Every day it seems she’s releasing a statement, telling off Jay Leno, telling off Rob Schneider, furthering her own agenda, instead of actually doing what she should be doing: mothering her children… properly. This time she’s By Lainey • Jul 31, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo Blames the “Black Kid” Three men have revealed to TMZ that Lindsay Lohan was indeed drinking and driving on the night in question. They were all at a party, she was not seen without a drink all night, did at least one shot, got into some kind of scrap with her assistant and yes, By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo & Dina: the excuses Here they come – a litany of reasons why Lindsay Lohan is a victim and not a criminal, as told to The Insider by Gina Glickman, some friend of Dina’s (of course) who calls herself a “Lohan Insider and Entertainment Correspondent”. Snort. I mean really… isn’t it a little By Lainey • Jul 26, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Truly Dina’s Daughter Lindsay Lohan to Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush: "Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they"re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin"s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy." Right. So… was she drinking and driving? Yes. Did By Lainey • Jul 25, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan All About Dina Always. Which is half of how this mess was started in the first place. She and Michael Lohan too who is whoring himself all over the damn place today proudly and publicly showing off the fact that he raised an irresponsible twat hellbent on repeatedly getting behind the wheel and By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: Recovery Begins Anew My mother’s favourite thing to say in English is: why you say sorry when you always sorry? It’s tough love and she’s a tough bitch but she has a point. So after worldwide coverage of her arrest, Lindsay Lohan’s attorney has released the following statement: " By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: pre-arrest drama Lindsay was in a Denali chasing another SUV when she was arrested. tmz.com reports the SUV belonged to her personal assistant’s mother and is saying that the PA quit and the drama quickly unfolded. There are however several variations on the story floating around Hollywood. Some say Lilo By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: Behind the Arrest It happened in Santa Monica late Monday night. TMZ tmz.com reports that she was driving a Denali, chasing some other SUV and when pulled over she failed a field sobriety test and was taken in to custody. In custody, cocaine was found in her pocket. She spent a few By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Intro for Jul 24, 2007 Dear Gossips, Well that didn’t take long! Only yesterday I was surmising about how long it would be before her next firing and the challenges with securing insurance on any of her projects. Needless to say, Lilo has proved us all right. Lindsay Lohan, arrested early this morning " By Lainey • Jul 24, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan New Hire, Next Fire Lindsay Lohan has reportedly signed on to a new movie in which she plays a tango-dancing prostitute in a biopic about tango legend Carlos Gardel. She is apparently now taking dance classes even with that alcohol monitor strapped around her ankle that is supposed to detect booze … and nothing else. By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo arrested, out of a job As I reported exclusively several weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan’s motivation to enter and extend her Promises treatment was allegedly primarily professional. The studio behind her next film supposedly could not get insured unless Lindsay submitted to rehab and made a big public stink of committing to getting clean. Unfortunately By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
