Lindsay Lohan Before Evan, there was Lilo? Much has been made of the icky relationship between Marilyn Manson and the very young, very impressionable Evan Rachel Wood. Something about a music video in which they may or may not have been f&cking for real and of course the fact that whatever they have resulted in By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Delusional is a Pre-Requisite Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, said earlier this week that rehab is not enough. That cleaning house, ridding her life of toxins literal and figurative, is what needs to happen in order for his daughter to turn her sh-t around. Crazy bastard but he does have a point, non? After By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck 2nd Time Promises As expected and as you already know, Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab…this time not at Wonderland, that f*cking joke of a treatment facility, but at Promises, where Britney did her time and countless others too. Including Ben Affleck. As expected, her publicist is asking for media distance By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan The Line Between Smut and Sad At a certain point, it ceases to be fun. At a certain point, it becomes dangerous…and very, very sad. Britney came close, Britney came extremely close. And now Lindsay Lohan is verging. I looked at these new photos and the snark was gone, replaced only by… pity. Once upon By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Hooch from a bottle source Vodka straight from the source – word is that’s how Lindsay Lohan chugs the sauce, the other day in NYC before catching a plane to LA at 3am. Apparently this is what Dina Lohan calls normal behaviour for someone who just exited rehab. It’s been a while since By Lainey • May 20, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley When the pout works The perma-pout is cloying…especially on a carpet. But if it belongs anywhere, it definitely belongs in Vogue. And so here is Keira Knightley, in one of the magazine’s most glorious photo shoots of the year, rockin’ that pout like nobody’s business, and looking appropriately morose and depressed… By Lainey • May 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Kevin Federline KFed spawns another The original married and destroyed Britney, KFed Junior married and is living off Tori Spelling. And now comes another: Calum Best, now KFed the Third, currently exploiting Lindsay Lohan and it’s working, don’t you think? How many of you had heard of Calum Best 2 weeks ago? Looks By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Pathological You know these two…they sound exactly the same, don’t they? A thousand excuses for everything and that mantra over and over again: She is an actor, she just wants to act. Are you rolling your eyes? If so, get ready to permanently lodge them in the back of By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Surprising… No Egos Here The best time of their lives, and it certainly looks that way, non? British rags are said to be highly disappointed that the two young starlets, dramatic in their own unique ways, have been getting on beautifully on the set of their new movie, getting along so well in fact By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards Bad Girlfriends always gets it back As Dina Lohan would say – Justice! Richie Sambora is a wealthy, wealthy man. And Denise Richards’s attempt at getting her pandering hands on any of that cash has failed miserably. Apparently her rep is telling In Touch that they’re over, that it was over two months ago but By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley The Lilo Mantra I’m an actress – I just want to act. How many times, gossip? How many times have you heard her repeat the refrain? A smart move, I suppose, because Lindsay Lohan isn’t known for acting anymore, is she? And so the reason behind the constant reminders, this time in By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Eva Mendes No Excuses Necessary Ten years ago, barely into her 20s, Kate Winslet was nominated for an Oscar, starring in the highest grossing movie of all time. Not exactly a low pressure situation. But for all the excuses made on behalf of Lindsay Lohan and the others – that it must be so difficult dealing By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Beach Ass Posing in the Bahamas Lindsay Lohan “candids” taken on minibreak in the Bahamas. Amazing how flattering she is from every angle, non? Amazing also how he’s kissing her while keeping an eye on the cameras, yes? Still…despite the alleged drugging, nice to see the Lilo isn’t emaciated. She looks good, actually. By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Fonda Hates Lohan, Lilo Loves Best Looks like Dina Lohan’s foray into red carpet reporting isn’t going so well… As mentioned yesterday, Dina Lohan was hired by Entertainment Tonight to work the carpet at the Georgia Rule premiere in NYC and as usual, she stupidly pimped out her kid with extremely embarrassing consequences. So By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Moss The Jamie Burke Connection Jamie Burke dated Kate Moss…then spent some time with Lindsay Lohan, all three were at the Costume Institute Gala on Monday night and Jamie came withOUT current girlfriend Sienna Miller who, like Lilo, just happens to be a wannabe Moss. Spoke to Jamie on the carpet – he was cleaner By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Child Pimping Pays Off How to Make a Career out of Pimping Your Kid – Dina Lohan’s life story. Not content to mother a cokehead (Lindsay) and an aspiring one (Ali), at this rate anyway, not satisfied with not having to work or to worry about money, likely not paying attention to any of By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
