Ben Affleck Battle of the Daddies: Ben vs Ryan In one corner: Ben in White Rock (just outside of Vancouver) this weekend for a little family time. The reformed Ben Affleck, thanks to shades of Taupe and Violet, every inch the wonderful husband and doting father. In the other corner: Ryan Phillippe and the adorable Deacon and his sister By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Britney: Help and Hopes…dashed! F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Haylie Duff Worst Grammy Single: Hilary Duff Source Damn girl. Pull. It. Together. I can’t... I don’t… there are no words. Because while Drew and Kylie and Mischa and Sophia Bush, while all of these ladies are bringing Sexy to Single, Hilary Duff seems to be suffering from a serious Nicole Richie kick in the By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: Horny & Hungry? Us Weekly is reporting that Lindsay has found herself a new fixation: McDonalds for her stomach, Brody Jenner for her privates. And rather than pursuing her needs the old fashioned way, she has taken to texting him her request, writing in what was likely broken English that all she wants By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth hates Dina too! I love it when my two girls get along. And I love that my Lilo love has been validated by my one true love. Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Lindsay Lohan and in her patented Paltrow way – condescending, snide, judgmental – Gwyneth is also saying that Lindsay best to do without her By Lainey • Jan 30, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily Quiveration: Johnny on Stage Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice. Sigh. 43 years old and By Lainey • Jan 29, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears Gwyneth ain’t no Britney, gives advice to Lindsay So she’s being introduced at that reading event yesterday at Sundance and the kids were like: is that Britney Spears? As expected, my girl gracefully took it in stride and promised to work on her dance steps before launching into a song from Oliver! and pulling out Apple’s By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts,The Big Easy,The Gloat,and The Editorial Us Weekly laid claim to the official confirmation this week: Brad and Angelina have bought a home in New Orleans, the French Quarter, and are said to be enrolling their children into local schools, making a permanent move away from LA to The Big Easy. Warning: Gloat ahead. Stop reading By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Saving Lindsay Lohan Not exactly a surprise, is it? The pupils have been pinned for months, the behaviour erratic, the vocabulary atrocious, the spelling even worse, and the most disgusting, useless pieces of sh-t parents possible…is it any wonder Lilo has landed in rehab? Appendix my ass, and obviously following in the By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck The Golden Globes Always good for a surprise or two and this year the best chance for my Borat to be honoured. I think he’ll take Best Actor in a Comedy even in the face of formidable competition from Johnny’s Captain Sparrow. But the question is: will Sacha come as Sacha By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan: finger follies Crude? Yes. But I’m not the one getting pleasured under the table in front of a roomful of dinner patrons – so says Page Six. According to their sources, Dina was a the Kobe Club the other night, skirt hiked up and givin’er with some dude who had his By Lainey • Jan 12, 2007 07:00 am
Hugh Grant Drew & Fab: over…again? Apparently all the Angels are single. Also in this week’s Us Weekly – Drew cooling things off with Fab, not necessarily a permanent split but just a month before the release of her new movie with Hugh Grant, she finds herself suddenly single…again. Even though she just finished extolling By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: The Incurable Dirty Face Celebrities really aren’t “just like us”, are they? Not only are they thinner and richer and much more beautiful, their bodies also convalesce with almost immortal speed. As evidenced by Lindsay Lohan, in the hospital for a day, reportedly for “appendicitis”, released within 24 hours, clubbing just minutes after By Lainey • Jan 08, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Intro for Jan 08, 2007 Dear Gossips, Am in Toronto til Saturday, reporting for eTalk from the studio this week, huge thanks to OLIVER BARRET at The Village Park Royal in West Vancouver for the wardrobe assistance including my favourite new chocolate brown dress – love, love, love. Golden Globes just a week away, award season By Lainey • Jan 08, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: Schizophrenia, Weight Loss, or Lipo? TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized, this time for “appendicitis”…which means it’s time for us to figure out what she’s really getting fixed. Two years ago, her weeklong stay under medical supervision resulted in a 15 pound trimdown. Given that she’s been complaining By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
