Kevin Federline Lindsay Lohan: sober AND smart? As I said yesterday, the water bottle sobriety campaign is laughable at best. And still my bloated, bipolar Lilo is still not as dumb as Britney…thank Goddess. She may be a bigger trainwreck but intellectually speaking, I’m thinkin’ there’s more than a slight edge. Us Weekly is By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Joe Simpson: Pervy Pimp is Pissed Damn. Now I can’t decide who’s worse: Dina Lohan’s vicarious living or Joe Simpson’s child slave labour…sorry for the crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. So you know about Jessie’s meltdown at the Kennedy Center Honours, right? That she was subsequently By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Demi Moore Mandy & Wilmer Redux? Pre-Lilo, pre-Andy, pre-Zach, pre-blog, Mandy and Wilmer were lowkey sweethearts. Her first love, her not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman relationship, he says he took her flower but that it wasn’t “apple pie”, and she took the high road and refused to engage. Well apparently Wilmer has made it all better. Multiple publications are By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan This could be Lilo Drew Barrymore. Absolute f&cking gorgessity at the We Are Marshall premiere last night supporting McG, director of the film and also co-collaborator on the Angels. Let me pull a Cruise here and overdose on the superlatives: Drew is marvelous, magnificent, amazing, inspiring, beautiful, and above all, Drew is By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo De-Bloats? Maybe it’s just my holiday positivity. I asked for a geeky video game for Christmas, I think I might be getting it. Maybe that’s what it is – the thought of getting through the 3 days with my screaming nephews and niece hiding away in a corner with my By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Faith Hill Lilo: the unedited Way of the Future Slate.com has obtained an unabridged version of the email Lindsay Lohan sent out to 18 people as a war cry to save her career. They"ve also taken it a step further by attempting to contact those on the distribution list, including Lindsay"s publicist Leslie Sloane By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Lohan Value System These bitches need to make up their f&cking minds. TMZ has a clip of Dina Lohan’s comments on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning to promote Ali Lohan’s Christmas album. Shockingly enough, Ryan decided to grow some balls and ask Dina on the air about By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Miami Vice Exclusive Giveaway –the winners It’s a dead heat. Half of you think Britney is the greater trainwreck, the other half Lindsay. The winners and their positions below, don’t forget there’s the Desperate Giveaway that closes on Saturday, and another exclusive offer later today, with Runway coming next week. Oh and one By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: no dirty face at GQ Can’t say the same about the pinned eyeballs – and no, don’t tell me that’s just from flash. That, my fellow gossips, is the look of a girl stoned out of her f&ckin’ tree. But hey – at least the dirty face has temporarily receded, though it’ By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Britney vs. Dina: Battle of the Low Classy Mommas X17. Paparazzi videos. Greatest invention, like, ever. As I said yesterday, still photos are great, still photos are very informative…but moving photos? Live footage of the tarts on the town, full of drama, talking, walking, sobbing – I admit it, I am totally addicted. The latest gem is an 8 By Lainey • Nov 28, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: bare cooch, wonky tits Another night of hard partying, another night with Paris, and Lindsay too, but just to keep things fair, I’m told she did spend the entire day Monday at home in Malibu with her kids. And save your raggin’ - like I said, I’m giving her til after her By Lainey • Nov 28, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: compromised by assy hair Page Six is reporting that the Miu Miu campaign landed by Lindsay Lohan was originally intended for Jessica Simpson…but for one rather large snafu – Ken Paves. Apparently she refused to be photographed without his styling and so the opportunity fell through, given that professional fashion shoots are the opposite By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Britney & Paris: Matching Weave, Matching Cooch If you must, X17 has the uncensored photo of Britney flashing her bald little Brit, a move largely attributed to Lindsay Lohan these days but if memory serves, circa 2004, Diddy’s party at Cipriani - it was Paris who pulled out her poon in a bold attempt to wrench By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Lilo OD? The National Enquirer is owning the smut landscape these days, non? A new explosive report in their latest issue: Lindsay Lohan overdosed on coke and pills at the Chateau Marmont on November 12, her friend found her unconscious, called a doctor who discovered large quantities of blow and prescription drugs By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Firecrotch lights up London Source Stumbling around Area and Hyde in LA, drunk and stoned off her poon, seems to have lost its attraction compared to the endless pleasures of London – and who can blame her? London f&cking rocks! And London has provided Lilo with a new romantic interest. His name is By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
