Keira Knightley Lilo: London Ladders & Missing Items My girl was looking rather unkempt in London at the weekend – check out her hose. Now if Eva Green was walking around with ladders in her nylons, I’d be all over it with praise. But on Lindsay Lohan, it’s just another complementary attribute to her Dirty Face and By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: self harming? According to The Sun, these marks on her wrist are the result of cutting – contrary to what her publicist said about a fractured wrist or a minor scrape, The Sun had a medical professional analyse the marks and contends that my Lilo’s wounds could be self inflicted. Nothing to By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: DirtyFace does London...again Sigh. It’s back. Lilo and her foundation problems – what the FRUCK is the problem??? Here she is, newly arrived in London, eager to hit the circuit – first stop Bond, the premiere then the afterparty, dirtyface noticeably dirtier as the night wore on, bloatface also present and accounted for. Interestingly By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira Knightley: The Underbite in Profile Although she looks much lovelier without makeup than she does with, for me it’s the underbite and by association, that jaw that has always kept Keira off my list of girl crushes. Watch her, any of her movies, you will note that the bottom set of teeth matches up By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Lindsay Lohan: clean for Bobby Mathematically speaking , Lindsay Lohan won’t win an Oscar until she’s 35 but I do applaud the singleminded determination with which she’s approached the task. Who wants an Oscar more than Lilo? Who talks about winning an Oscar more than Lilo? Who else is this desperate for Oscar? By Lainey • Nov 02, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank The Daily Gorgessity: Kate Winslet Love.Her. Consider this: Hilary Swank, that deceitful little bitch, has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet, the beautiful, the talented, the incomparable Kate Winslet, has none. WTF??? The good news is Little Children should earn her another nomination in what promises to be a tough year and while I would not By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Lilo & Nicole: unravelling together Widely believed to have entered rehab for an eating disorder last week, Nicole Richie was – where else? – at Hyde on Saturday night and reportedly collapsed and had to be carried out. Later that evening/near dawn, Lindsay Lohan appeared dishevelled and disoriented, pulled over on the side of the road, By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Kate Bosworth: from Three Whiskers to Firecrotch Source Lindsay Lohan has landed a new friend. In France for Tommy Hilfiger, ciggies in hand, other things in nose, ready to light up Paris. A perfect alliance if you ask me. Both have never proven themselves on the big screen in a grown up way. Both crave fashion stardom. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Keira clean face New photos of Keira and Rupert. Not a fan of her jaw line or the ridiculous pout but wow - from this angle, it"s gorgessity. Glasses, very little makeup, hair unstyled, but that bone structure, those cheekbones...it"s the best I"ve ever seen Keira By Lainey • Oct 18, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Cameron Diaz: the anti Kidman I admire that she hasn"t frozen the sh-t outta her face. It"s not a great face to look at, especially when the makeup comes from Dirty Lohan but at least it moves, at least her eyebrows don"t stretch to the back of her head, By Lainey • Oct 18, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Lindsay Lohan: handicapping Oscar She"s still my girl but I"m thinkin" the same explanation behind her pupil pinning is also to blame for the delusions of grandeur. Being tabloid fodder is one thing…but believing that that translates to Oscar gold is another matter entirely. You have to wonder By Lainey • Oct 17, 2006 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Jen on Oprah v 2.0 Sixty minutes of contrived emotion - not just when Jennifer Aniston comes to visit but Oprah"s show in general. It"s textbook, non? Here"s when you"re supposed to get choked up with emotion, here"s when you"re supposed to pump By Lainey • Oct 17, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo"s Little Clone I suppose it was inevitable. Rumer Willis wants to be an actor…or maybe she just wants to be a star, but with three A-list parents - can you blame her? Rumer is 18 and for an 18 year old, Lindsay Lohan must seem like the ultimate role model. Notorious By Lainey • Oct 16, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Another Gorgeous George You don"t have to be Canadian to appreciate this, especially the tale about when he met Angelina Jolie. But if you ARE Canadian, you need no introduction to George Stroumboulopoulos. And if you"re American, you wouldn"t have needed an invitation if ABC had avoided By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Mischa Barton: dead-eyed beauty I"ll tell you right now - she and Cisco do NOT have matching cheekbones. In fact, I"m hardpressed to find anything matching between the two. And still she stays. She is gorgeous and light and fresh and numb to the world, barely conscious perhaps, but she By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
