Lindsay Lohan Lilo & the Elvis Bloat Contrary to popular opinion, I wouldn"t call this a double chin. A true double chin emerges without provocation and in this case, since she seems to be pulling her face towards her neck, it really doesn"t count. I"m more alarmed by the condition of By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Drew Barrymore: hope for Lilo Total gorgessity at the Sony event for Marie Antoinette the other night, getting better and better every time we see her, and an uncanny physical similarity to Linday Lohan - or vice versa. I"ve noted the parallel before but never on the physical, yet now that you see By Lainey • Oct 02, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: the love scheme, the love lies I can"t get enough of Lindsay Lohan and even I"ve had enough of Lindsay Lohan. So if you"ve done your gossip homework, you likely know about: 1. the reported flirtation with Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton"s ex-Greek 2. the subsequent leak of aforementioned By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Dear Gwyneth: what friends are for I frequently contend that much of the ridiculous that "TRANSPIRES" in Hollywood can be attributed to the fact that these people are desperately lacking in genuine friendship, with a loosely formulated theory still in its infancy that supposes that the more famous the celebrity, the less authenticity exists By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Donald Trump The Lilo Split: Exit Harry, Enter Anorexia And maybe some hardcore drugs while we"re at it, since nothin" works like heartbreak to get rid of that extra summer weight which is exactly what happened last time, post-Wilmer, and a brand new Lindsay 25 pounds lighter. In case you haven"t heard, according to By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: Mama Drama & The Hospital ... again Drew Barrymore all over again… don’t you think? Once again, Lilo was taken to hospital, the 5th or 6th time in less than a year, this time for a “fractured” wrist, something about slipping and falling at a Milk Studios party, something about a lawsuit because the establishment didn’ By Lainey • Sep 18, 2006 08:00 am
Brandon Davis Lindsay Lohan: Feng Shui Firecrotch is a victim Heartbreaking photos of my girl from TMZ after thefts made away with her bag at the airport, the contents of which are reported to be nearly $1 million. In addition to the jewellery, Lindsay also lost her meds – she suffers from asthma, you see, and the drugs are an absolute By Lainey • Sep 08, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Lilo: dirty face goes to Venice It’s been a while since I called her that but I fear that after a healthy break, the foundation problem is upon us once again. What is with the splotchy face anyway? And if her boyfriend is supposedly so “clean living, on the straight and narrow”, as her publicist By Lainey • Sep 06, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Gospel of The Karl In the upcoming issue of Harper"s Bazaar, the world"s most fashionable manorexic has weighed in on celebrity - Lagerfeld Lessons that you best heed before he bitchbeats you with his fan. On Jessica Simpson: Ecch. I"m not that impressed. I"m not that By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: Becoming Mary Kate Check out Lilo the other night at Hyde - we"ll get to her skitty appearance in a bit but the blatant MK rip off is undeniable. Who knew that little Olsen had this much clout? As for my girl…my Lindsay…have to tell you, I"m By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Lindsay Lohan: big sister Everyone seems to be making a big deal about Demi’s little red nose the other night after celebrating Rumer’s 18th birthday in LA, alongside family and friends, including the notorious Lindsay Lohan. And while I prefer to turn a naïve and blind eye to whatever it was that By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: a real bitch never learns Wishful thinking I suppose but not even a lightning bolt can tame the terror that is Jessica Alba. And she continues to rage across my great country, unable to suppress the insurmountable C-bomb forever housed inside her perfect physique. If there were anyone deserving of that word…it is most By Lainey • Aug 17, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Lilo like Mama Not that there was still any doubt but is there any wonder why my Lilo is a boozing, spreading, snorting mess? For me it"s not the messy room or the hooch presumably thrown back straight up like every casual underage drinker… that"s not what will ultimately By Lainey • Aug 17, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: ass in mouth disease Someone. Anyone. Please stop her. Please stop my girl from going Britney - a verbally incontinent, ignorant young star too stoned and too stupid to understand the ramifications of her actions. Once upon a time, starlet breakdowns consisted of leaving your man at the altar and taking off with his By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan An Ally for Lilo? Who can out-drama Lindsay Lohan these days? My girl is owning it and she is living it and like all spoiled celebrities, she has now taken to complaining about it. Praise Goddess - what would smut be like without Lilo? I"m sure you"ve heard the latest, By Lainey • Aug 07, 2006 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Mother Firecrotch to the Rescue If, on the off chance, you’re mystified about the source of Lindsay Lohan’s assy behaviour, one need look no further than Dina Lohan, a woman so hellbent on living the high life THROUGH her daughter, she’s clearly willing to SELL her daughter – quite possibly the finest example By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
