Keira Knightley Keira"s great choices I had to laugh a few weeks ago when I read a piece on Lindsay Lohan - something about winning an Oscar within 5 years. Now y"all know Firecrotch is my girl but seriously… I think she"s clearly been damaged by all the sex. Because not By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Firecrotch overheats Have you heard? Lilo was hospitalised yesterday for getting too hot on the set of her new movie Georgia Rule. It was a scorching day in Hollywood and apparently she withered under the sun, after working for over 10 hours straight. Right. You ever been on a film set? You By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan La Lohan for Le Pivert I don’t often long for my 20s. Sure, sure…to you I might sound like a bitter aging bitch but to me, 30+ has been fun. More than fun. It’s been the best fun. Because if you’re able to exercise some moderation with sun and drugs during By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Love for America America Ferrera was the star of a gorgeous little movie called Real Women Have Curves. She also played Carmen in the film adaptation of The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants – one of my all time favourite teen book series. America Ferrera is 22, same age category as Lindsay Lohan, Keira By Lainey • Jul 21, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Lilo lifestyle at the Marmont It’s the place to be, it’s the place THEY want to be, and when you’re there, you see almost everything. Oh – and did I mention Lilo calls it home? Thanks to my lovely sources and the lovely “S” for the inside peek: Apparently, the hotel courtyard provides By Lainey • Jul 20, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Lindsay Lohan: fellating on film I"m sure you"ve seen these already but since I"m a day behind, you"ll bear the reruns, won"t you? Besides, what"s to complain about? Lindsay Lohan has her shoved in someone"s privates. Granted, it"s in By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Matt & Lance: Texas tailchasing at its finest They are, apparently, new BFFs. Single, horny, hot, fit, and constantly lookin" to score. What"s not to love? Have we talked about my once upon a time obsession with Lance Armstrong yet? Three years ago, almost exactly. Just after his fifth tour victory, post-Kik, pre-Sheryl, I fancied By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay: new man, new spread GQ that is. Check it out - La Lohan in all her tarty glory, showing us exactly why she"s dominating the smut scene these days, with a stern “f&ck you” message sent directly to Paris Hilton about who really owns it and who really deserves it. By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Great Lindsay Breast Debate Lilo turned 20 this weekend and spent a lot of time dangling her cleave around on the beach, prompting boobwatchers everywhere to speculate on whether or not she had them done. Yes, gossips. It"s that time again. The real or fake debate. My favourite game!!! And thank Goddess By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Mischa Barton: outside good, inside bad In London for the Pirates premiere the other night. Such a shame, non? That a package this gorgeous conceals a stinking rotten soul? Because Mischa Barton is undeniably beautiful. Great skin, great bone structure, great features - only she could rock this little frock and not elicit scorn. Only she By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Tara Reid: Drunkorexic I can"t take credit for coining the term. That distinction belongs to dear divine Dean at eTalk with whom I was just discussing the phenomenon a few days ago. Alright girls and gays…don"t lie. I know you know what I"m talking about. It& By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Faith Hill Everybody Hates Tori It is open war, y"all! And Candy Spelling knows how to play! Which means her pathetic plastic mess of a daughter really has no chance. On the heels of Tori"s ridiculous Us Weekly cover story, Candy and Randy Spelling released a statement today: "We are By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan About Hayden & Lindsay I"m going to preface this by gloating a little. I promise I have a point, I am not I"m doing it gratuitously, and it is all about setting a precedent. Waaay back, on January 15th, I was the first to report that Sienna Miller and Hayden By Lainey • Jun 30, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Firecrotch vs. the Free World You know she’s my girl right? So you know I have her back against Jessica and Paris and now even Diddy, right? Because whatever she did, she is only 20, and even if she was bratty and talking loudly, did he really have to get her kicked out the By Lainey • Jun 22, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Hudson Goldie"s Great Genes Do you remember Oliver Hudson from the final season of Dawson"s Creek? He played Eddie, Joey"s talented but troubled last boyfriend before the five year gap, whose storyline was never wrapped up in a way that satisfied my needs, but I digress. Like most of Joey& By Lainey • Jun 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Firecrotch & the War on all fronts Seems my girl Lohan is engaged in not one but two full scale catfights against a couple of equally lascivious opponents. On the left there"s Paris Hilton who, according to Page Six, is still holding a grudge about Lindsay"s shortlived romp with her Greek Giant. The By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
