Twats Charlie Sheen's favourite charity Best story of the week. Lindsay Lohan is such a f-cking loser she's managed to make Charlie Sheen look like a goddamn philanthropist! Remember when Lohan showed up at AMFAR last week in New York and everyone was surprised because she's broke ass and definitely wouldn& By Lainey • Feb 13, 2013 11:45 am
BFFs Perfect Best Friends Lindsay Lohan somehow talked someone into giving her a ticket to the AMFAR event last night New York in advance of NY Fashion Week. Can’t believe she was allowed in wearing that f-cking weave. How is this considered acceptable hair? Anyway, Ashley Greene was also at the event and By Lainey • Feb 07, 2013 12:06 pm
Amazingness Lawyer in the corner and in the backseat Lindsay Lohan went out with my new favourite person last night after her court hearing in LA. That would be her lawyer, of course. Mark Heller is hilarious. And the comparisons are hilarious. Some have called him My Cousin Vinny. Others Saul Goodman. The best one I heard is from By Lainey • Jan 31, 2013 01:54 pm
Dumbass I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 03:01 pm
Twats How Lindsay Lohan prepares for court After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 11:25 am
Twats Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 02:47 pm
Douchebags In memory of Heath Ledger by Lindsay Lohan For the straggler who would still defend this loser piece of sh-t because of xyz excuse... Five years ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in New York after accidentally overdosing on prescription medication. He is survived by his daughter Matilda. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she tweeted By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:16 pm
Twats Oil Money Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a week. And everyone knew she couldn’t pay for it herself. This is a girl who was once offered $7 million for a proper Hollywood movie. Now when she goes overseas, we’re all asking ourselves who she had to f-ck to By Lainey • Jan 04, 2013 09:47 am
Lindsay Lohan Who’s paying for this? Lindsay Lohan is in London. She’s staying at the Dorchester. She’s going for dinner at Cipriani. She dropped a lot of money at Harrod’s... And she’s broke. She’s broke enough that she’s behind on her taxes and Charlie Sheen has to loan her money By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 01:26 pm
Lindsay Lohan When is your holiday office party? Mine is tonight, and f-ck, had I known we could have hired Lindsay Lohan, I would have reduced the amount of appetisers, and spent the $200 instead on bringing in that loser for a song and dance and several hours of excuses. According to Page Six, the situation is so By Lainey • Dec 17, 2012 04:20 pm
Twats An arrest to end the year Oh but there’s still an entire month to go. Is it a personal goal now? To get arrested at least once a year? As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan went to a club last night after Justin Bieber’s show at Madison Square Garden. At some point she By Lainey • Nov 29, 2012 11:29 am
Twats Here’s your future Oscar winner Lindsay Lohan was only two hours late last night to the Liz & Dick premiere. Response from the assembled media in attendance: well at least she showed up. All of her. All the cheapness, all the injections, all those lips. So much lip. Lips so large Nicole Kidman’s seem By Lainey • Nov 21, 2012 11:25 am
Twats Lindsay Lohan: babies and Oscar talk Lindsay Lohan gave US Weekly an exclusive interview leading up to the release of Liz & Dick...on Lifetime. Can we please remember that this is a TV movie of the week??? Anyway, some sh-t about how she’s definitely changed and learned and has no regrets and feels bullied By Lainey • Nov 20, 2012 12:22 pm
Dumbass Dear James Franco, tell us what to think of The Canyons But first... A quick update on the Loser of 2012, Lindsay Lohan. Lohan bailed on Barbara Walters on the good advice of her new PR team. Instead she’s doing The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Barbara is mad. And she played a clip from Part 1 of their interview, By Lainey • Nov 13, 2012 04:58 pm
Lindsay Lohan A rare good decision: Lindsay Lohan bails on Barbara Walters What? Lindsay Lohan has cancelled her interview with Barbara Walters. Lohan was supposed to be on Barbara to promote Liz & Dick. For about five minutes. Because, please. Barbara will go there. She will go all over there. And Lindsay Lohan no longer has the power to dictate what can By Lainey • Nov 09, 2012 02:51 pm
Douchebags Hurricane insight into Lindsay Lohan They’re bracing for a serious storm on the northeastern seaboard. Sandy could be one of the most catastrophic events in history. President Obama just addressed his nation, urging caution and pledging support. 67 deaths have already been reported in the Caribbean. As many as 50 million people could be By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 03:06 pm
