Assy Style This won’t get you work So...here’s how Lindsay Lohan looked last night at the AMFAR Gala in New York. Remember, she is only 25 years old. And apparently still wants to play Victoria Gotti even though that sh-t was shut down a long time ago. You know, there was a time when her By Lainey • Feb 09, 2012 10:50 am
Smutty Surgery Opportunistic Waitress Speaking of entitled losers... Hilarious item appeared on TMZ yesterday. Something about Lindsay Lohan getting closer to signing onto to the Elizabeth Taylor movie...on Lifetime. Click here for my thoughts on that if you missed it. And also, TMZ has been told that “Lindsay is actually getting more scripts By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 12:03 pm
Dumbass Elizabeth Taylor & Lindsay Lohan I’m sure you’ve heard... Deadline reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is negotiating to star in a Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. I know your first inclination is to punch yourself in the face from disgust. I get it. But... It’s not HBO. It’s By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 03:27 pm
Twats Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding Worst because obviously. Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 06:37 pm
Famewhores Heads up casting agents... Lindsay Lohan’s entire Playboy spread has been leaked online. So... Playboy’s million dollar investment is now available for free on the internet five days before newsstands sales. That’s a lesson for anyone making a deal with that piece of sh-t. They were stupid enough to do it By Lainey • Dec 09, 2011 03:09 pm
Smutty Surgery Giant Lips for Christmas It’s been something like 3 weeks since Lindsay Lohan called up the paps. They must have her on some kind of lockdown because you know she doesn’t have that kind of willpower. So here she is leaving the salon last night, getting her attention fix. I actually like By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 04:33 pm
Lindsay Lohan Intro for October 25, 2011 Dear Gossips, The Hollywood Film Awards went down last night. Just 5 years ago in 2006, Lindsay Lohan received the Hollywood Breakthrough Award at this event. I’ve attached a few photos of her from that night. And now... This morning’s headline: Lindsay Lohan to pose nude for Playboy. By Lainey • Oct 25, 2011 09:53 am
Twats Lindsay Lohan is unfulfilled She was back in court today. TMZ had the play by play. Judge Sautner revoked her probation. Lindsay Lohan is due back in court on November 2 - my wedding anniversary! - to see if she has to go to jail. Among the issues reviewed to determine if she violated By Lainey • Oct 19, 2011 02:33 pm
Dumbass A million little excuses We’ll get to her janky teeth in a minute... First there’s the matter of her community service. TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan was fired from the Downtown Women’s Centre in LA because, well, either she never showed up as scheduled or when she did she booked it By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 10:27 am
Twats Dentist. She needs one. Badly. This is Lindsay Lohan last night in LA at the Saints Row: The Third party. You know, I have to get over my prejudice against video gaming events as, like, celebrity stops. Video games are throwing the most money around these days. The famous people, they By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 10:25 am
Quiveration Shirtless Guy Big Thanksgiving bonus for all you Coldplay fans who are hot for Guy Berryman. Check him out, with his shirt off, after the band’s show in Cape Town earlier this week. He is beautiful, non? Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to make us think she was his girlfriend? Click By Lainey • Oct 07, 2011 12:44 pm
Twats The model with yellow teeth Lindsay Lohan went to Milan. She met a designer there. He’s called Philipp Plein. And all of a sudden, five minutes later, she’s the new face of the label, if you can call it a label, and is now, already, shooting the ad campaign. Ummm... You know who By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 01:43 pm
Twats Lohan throws a drink in front of her mother It’s fashion week in New York. Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s part of it. She’s been at a few shows. She thinks everyone is paying attention to her. And they are. But only because her lips are really f-cked up and she’s such a goddamn loser. Last By Lainey • Sep 15, 2011 06:11 am
Parent Pimps Another Lohan, just a matter of time Everyone is talking about these new photos of Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali taken on Tuesday in Beverly Hills. Does she look really, really different? Ali is only 17. And, you know, teen faces change all the time. This is why I don’t always think it’s fair when By Lainey • Sep 08, 2011 04:26 am
Twats Of course she wore white That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if By Lainey • Aug 22, 2011 04:58 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Mylo Xyloto...Lilo, and JT! I cannot wait to see what Lindsay Lohan will say about the new Coldplay album. How she will somehow find a way to hint that she’s heard it already, well before the world, well before even Gwyneth Paltrow who doesn’t know who to bang to get a copy By Lainey • Aug 12, 2011 06:20 am
