Clown Still the asshole who namechecks the Oscars Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show aired this morning. She says she’s changed and learned and is ready to move on and whatever, the same sh-t she’s been saying for years. And then, of course, when asked what she’ll be doing in By Lainey • Mar 01, 2012 11:21 am
Clown All the wrong colours Lindsay Lohan went to court today and it’s been, oh, 4 months or so since she last f-cked up. The Judge was pleased that she’d completed the community service that was expected of her. Why are we being asked to stand up and applaud the fact that she By Lainey • Feb 22, 2012 02:17 pm
Famewhores Oh, it’s your birthday? Even if you’ve forgotten, or if you don’t care to know, Jennifer Love Hewitt will always remind you when it’s her birthday. She was at The Ivy yesterday (people still go there?) with some friends celebrating HER BIRTHDAY when, amazingly, the paps were able to shoot her By Lainey • Feb 22, 2012 01:21 pm
Bad Style This won’t get you work So...here’s how Lindsay Lohan looked last night at the AMFAR Gala in New York. Remember, she is only 25 years old. And apparently still wants to play Victoria Gotti even though that sh-t was shut down a long time ago. You know, there was a time when her By Lainey • Feb 09, 2012 10:50 am
Smutty Surgery Opportunistic Waitress Speaking of entitled losers... Hilarious item appeared on TMZ yesterday. Something about Lindsay Lohan getting closer to signing onto to the Elizabeth Taylor movie...on Lifetime. Click here for my thoughts on that if you missed it. And also, TMZ has been told that “Lindsay is actually getting more scripts By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 12:03 pm
Dumbass Elizabeth Taylor & Lindsay Lohan I’m sure you’ve heard... Deadline reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is negotiating to star in a Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. I know your first inclination is to punch yourself in the face from disgust. I get it. But... It’s not HBO. It’s By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 03:27 pm
Clown Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding Worst because obviously. Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 06:37 pm
Famewhores Heads up casting agents... Lindsay Lohan’s entire Playboy spread has been leaked online. So... Playboy’s million dollar investment is now available for free on the internet five days before newsstands sales. That’s a lesson for anyone making a deal with that piece of sh-t. They were stupid enough to do it By Lainey • Dec 09, 2011 03:09 pm
Smutty Surgery Giant Lips for Christmas It’s been something like 3 weeks since Lindsay Lohan called up the paps. They must have her on some kind of lockdown because you know she doesn’t have that kind of willpower. So here she is leaving the salon last night, getting her attention fix. I actually like By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 04:33 pm
Lindsay Lohan Intro for October 25, 2011 Dear Gossips, The Hollywood Film Awards went down last night. Just 5 years ago in 2006, Lindsay Lohan received the Hollywood Breakthrough Award at this event. I’ve attached a few photos of her from that night. And now... This morning’s headline: Lindsay Lohan to pose nude for Playboy. By Lainey • Oct 25, 2011 09:53 am
Clown Lindsay Lohan is unfulfilled She was back in court today. TMZ had the play by play. Judge Sautner revoked her probation. Lindsay Lohan is due back in court on November 2 - my wedding anniversary! - to see if she has to go to jail. Among the issues reviewed to determine if she violated By Lainey • Oct 19, 2011 02:33 pm
Dumbass A million little excuses We’ll get to her janky teeth in a minute... First there’s the matter of her community service. TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan was fired from the Downtown Women’s Centre in LA because, well, either she never showed up as scheduled or when she did she booked it By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 10:27 am
Clown Dentist. She needs one. Badly. This is Lindsay Lohan last night in LA at the Saints Row: The Third party. You know, I have to get over my prejudice against video gaming events as, like, celebrity stops. Video games are throwing the most money around these days. The famous people, they By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 10:25 am
Quiveration Shirtless Guy Big Thanksgiving bonus for all you Coldplay fans who are hot for Guy Berryman. Check him out, with his shirt off, after the band’s show in Cape Town earlier this week. He is beautiful, non? Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to make us think she was his girlfriend? Click By Lainey • Oct 07, 2011 12:44 pm
Clown The model with yellow teeth Lindsay Lohan went to Milan. She met a designer there. He’s called Philipp Plein. And all of a sudden, five minutes later, she’s the new face of the label, if you can call it a label, and is now, already, shooting the ad campaign. Ummm... You know who By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 01:43 pm
Clown Lohan throws a drink in front of her mother It’s fashion week in New York. Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s part of it. She’s been at a few shows. She thinks everyone is paying attention to her. And they are. But only because her lips are really f-cked up and she’s such a goddamn loser. Last By Lainey • Sep 15, 2011 06:11 am
