Maple Leaf Rehab for PR We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:02 am
Maple Leaf Smirk Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. With By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 09:38 am
Maple Leaf Meanwhile...Selena... All smiles, here's Selena Gomez in California today hitting the gas station for snacks and smokes. Someone looks relieved she wasn't in Miami. Or, is that another emotion? Like, smug. Like, hey motherf-cker, this is why I broke up with you again last week. Yeah but By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 03:51 pm
Maple Leaf Baby’s first mugshot! It’s an important day in every child star’s life – the mugshot…and we get two of them! He’s smiling in the straight-on shot. But he gave us a pout in the side angle too. I was worried we wouldn’t see JB’s signature facial expression. You By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 12:04 pm
Maple Leaf Why is it always a Lamborghini? You remember what Chris Brown was driving when he beat Rihanna? Justin Bieber was allegedly driving a rented Lamborghini too when he was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach. He’s being charged with DUI. And something about resisting arrest without violence which means he wouldn’t take his By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 09:44 am
Maple Leaf Intro for January 23, 2014 Dear Gossips, It's almost like Justin Bieber didn't want Rob Ford to be the only douchebag from Canada making headlines. The two were trading dick moves last year, one outdoing the other with pussy jokes and prostitute hookups. So Rob Ford drops some bumbaclots and how By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 09:06 am
Maple Leaf Rachel away from Toronto Rachel McAdams is in LA, walking a dog with her sister. Her dog? Not sure. Possible. You can easily travel a chihuahua. It's -20 in Toronto today and there's no windchill. So, if I were her, I'd probably stay a few days in gross By Lainey • Jan 22, 2014 04:02 pm
Maple Leaf Intro for January 20, 2014 Dear Gossips, Flowers In The Attic did not deliver on Saturday night. But you know who did? Drakob! The people who follow Drake’s career in microscopic detail (Duana) weren’t surprised. The thing about Drake is that he never half-asses. He was great in his sketches and really great By Lainey • Jan 20, 2014 08:00 am
Maple Leaf Saturday: Duana’s happiest day If I could have I would’ve planted a hidden camera at Duana’s this week just to watch her skipping around. She won’t admit it but I promise you, she’s been skipping in anticipation for Saturday – which will be her happiest day. All her texts to me By Lainey • Jan 16, 2014 11:33 am
Maple Leaf Eggs & Cocaine The cops came down on Justin Bieber’s house today. It had to do with him allegedly egging his neighbour’s house last week. So they raided his home and found cocaine. And now his friend Lil Za has been arrested for possession. TMZ has the full report. And, curiously, By Lainey • Jan 14, 2014 03:45 pm
Maple Leaf JB eggs TMZ reports that Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house. There’s video with audio. This f-cking punk… I don’t want to talk about why he did it because we all know why. He’s a PUNK. No discussion/debate necessary. He’s been badly behaved the last few By Lainey • Jan 10, 2014 01:45 pm
Hook Ups Drake & Zoe are wearing me down As you know, Drake and Rihanna are my jam, my Genie wish. But as I also said last week, Drake managed to find an exception. It’s not like Matt Kemp who went from Rihanna to one of Kanye West’s fiancee’s sisters. There is not only no shame By Lainey • Dec 23, 2013 11:21 am
Maple Leaf Flex Bieber Justin Bieber is currently on tour in Australia. He just played Brisbane. Here are some photos from the show. As you can see, JB is all about the flex right now. He’s a big boy with big boy muscles. Please look at the big boy and his big boy By Lainey • Nov 27, 2013 11:31 am
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber and his Frankenstein I finally had the chance to read The Hollywood Reporter article on Justin Bieber this morning. I also finally had to poo this morning, my first since Sunday. So I did them both together. It’s a five page article so the timing was perfect. I highly recommend. Not because By Lainey • Nov 21, 2013 11:54 am
Maple Leaf Robert Pattinson in Rob Ford’s afterglow It is a new day. And Mayor Rob Ford is at City Hall in Toronto. The morning is full of possibilities. Yesterday morning Ford talked about eating pussy and how much pussy he gets at home with his wife. Right now, as I write this post, I’m listening to By Lainey • Nov 15, 2013 11:18 am
Maple Leaf Benedict Cumberbatch’s lock of hair Maybe it’s because I’ve been listening to the words “eat pussy” come out of Rob Ford’s mouth all morning but suddenly everything seems brighter, nicer, easier to look at. Seth Meyers is apparently strongly considering making it a sketch on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Or at By Lainey • Nov 14, 2013 12:04 pm
