Douchebags A punk in red pyjamas Or is this a onesie? It's Justin Bieber, on tour in Sweden the other day, grooving onto his bus with a member of his entourage like he's some kind of badass. In his mind, this was a cool move in the moment. And, I guess, his By Lainey • Apr 26, 2013 12:50 pm
Hook Ups This may not be true by the time I land I thought about writing this article yesterday. Eventually I decided against it because if they got into a fight, it would have been a waste of my time and then I’d have to write another article to update the situation. It is now 10:30pm ET. So far, they By Lainey • Apr 23, 2013 10:16 am
Maple Leaf Ryan Reynolds vs Will Smith Every year a big budget movie takes a sh-t at the box office. The other day I predicted that Will Smith’s After Earth would hold that title in 2013. Sarah from Cinesnark didn’t disagree, but after the trailer for R.I.P.D. was released last week, she By Lainey • Apr 22, 2013 02:24 pm
Maple Leaf Freak Flags, no Bieber and... no Belly-cupping The Juno Awards happened in Regina last night. Carly Rae Jepsen won Album of the Year. And she beat out Justin Bieber for Pop Album of the Year too. Here’s what JB tweeted in response to that: @carlyraejepsen hey if I'm gonna miss one at least it& By Lainey • Apr 22, 2013 09:24 am
Maple Leaf This again?! I guess this is the age. You can make good decisions for two straight weeks. But then you’re dumb again the next day. According to TMZ, Selena Gomez is dumb again. Gomez was sighted on a flight from LA to Olso last night. Yes. Justin Bieber was performing there. By Lainey • Apr 19, 2013 11:16 am
Maple Leaf Anne Frank & Justin Bieber “I prayed, ‘God, you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?...God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label!’” -- Pattie Mallette in The New York Times, 2009. Mallette is Justin Bieber’s mother. She’s By Lainey • Apr 15, 2013 02:54 pm
Maple Leaf Baby's debit card Parents of teens -- this is for you. Justin Bieber has signed a $3.75 million year long deal with SpendSmart to launch a debit card aimed at adolescents. In short, mom and dad load up the card and Emmellee or Madycyn learn about how to budget on books and By Lainey • Apr 12, 2013 03:54 pm
Girlcrushes Canada’s Sweetheart stays in Canada You needed a Canadian palate cleanser after that, didn’t you? How about Rachel McAdams, our sweetheart? She really is. Rachel was on Kimmel last night in purple pants and a purple blouse that seemed, maybe?, a little too harsh with her hair? No matter. It doesn’t take away By Lainey • Apr 09, 2013 04:32 pm
Maple Leaf The anthem of the First Canadian Couple of Music Avril Lavigne, who will soon marry Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger, has released a new song. It’s called Here’s To Never Growing Up. Avril told Ryan Seacrest that Here’s To Never Growing Up is: “…a pop rock tune. And it's just about being young, having fun, By Lainey • Apr 09, 2013 04:05 pm
Quiveration Only God Forgives Ryan Gosling who doesn’t speak A red band trailer for Nicolas Winding Refn’s new film, his second in a row with Ryan Gosling, was released online yesterday. As you know, their first collaboration was Drive. Ryan Gosling didn’t talk much in Drive. If this trailer is any indication, he speaks even less in By Lainey • Apr 04, 2013 05:27 pm
Maple Leaf Trade Deadline with Rachel McAdams It’s NHL Trade Deadline Day. Which has nothing to do with Rachel McAdams, but she was photographed at Disneyland yesterday with her family wearing a Boston Bruins vs Vancouver Canucks Stanley Cup Finals cap so... As of this writing, there have been NO TRADES. TSN has been live all By Lainey • Apr 03, 2013 12:29 pm
Break Ups Blame Selena for all of us Justin’s problems Oh good. It’s time for our favourite excuse: blame the bitch for everything. Justin Bieber’s been behaving badly the last few weeks. He shows up late for his shows. He baby-fights the paps. He allegedly drives up and down recklessly on his street and spits in neighbour’s By Lainey • Apr 03, 2013 10:37 am
Maple Leaf Hermione isn’t f-cking around Sarah from Cinesnark is the comedy expert around here and I haven’t asked her yet what she thinks of the new red band trailer for This Is The End but me, since I still have the sense of humour of 13 year old, obviously I’m all over it. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2013 11:24 am
Maple Leaf Canadian Blake Blake Lively married a Canadian. She’s been in Canada for a good part of 2013 as her Canadian husband, Ryan Reynolds, has been working on a film here with Atom Egoyan. And not just big city Canada but small town Canada too. Click here for a refresher if you By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 12:28 pm
Maple Leaf Making enemies of rich people It's one thing to declare war on the paps. The paps don't have the resources Justin Bieber does. And many civilians would find it hard to sympathise with a pap. But Justin Bieber has a new adversary now. JB returned home yesterday and allegedly drove up By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 03:40 pm
Maple Leaf Little Baby’s naked phase I hear this from time to time from friends who have kids: “Oh she’s just going through a biting phase.” “Oh he’s just going through a fruit phase. He just wants to eat fruit.” And several times: “Oh he’s just going through a naked phase. He doesn’ By Lainey • Mar 26, 2013 04:08 pm
