Maple Leaf He's not the father of the kid(s) Earlier this year, some woman with four kids from Ontario called Karen Sala alleged that Keanu Reeves knocked her up and that he was the father of at least one of her children. He denied even knowing her. According to TMZ, DNA tests have proved that Keanu’s sperm did By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 03:04 am
Maple Leaf She paid for everything So that’s what she came for. It was a shopping spree. Celine Dion was photographed again in New York today leaving her hotel with a rack of items. And not from Topshop. I promise you not from Topshop. It’s no secret Celine loves the luxe. Here’s the By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 11:07 am
Sports Country B Thanksgiving Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher are still together. She was spotted in Ottawa this weekend and Carrie left Ottawa on Monday after an undercover Thanksgiving weekend while the Sens enjoyed a home stand. Apparently she caught a connection to Montreal. Kept her sunglasses on the whole time, acted like she By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 10:35 am
Maple Leaf Fromage! There she is! La Grande Fromage (let’s feminise it for her) was spotted in NYC today in a great dress, with a smile for photographers, almost 2 months after announcing her second pregnancy. It was widely reported at the time that she is due in May. As for what By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 08:41 am
Maple Leaf Pap GLEE! In light of NBC’s f-ckery, how about some Glee love? They’re starting to get papped! Lea Michele and Cory Monteith were in New York this weekend at a Broadway show on Sunday, Lea’s old stomping grounds, and were surrounded by fans and photogs. Cory arrived in NYC By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 05:25 am
Maple Leaf FASHION Twilight The cover of the new issue of FASHION Magazine has been taken over by a member of the Twilight New Moon cast. Noot Seear is Canadian, from Vancouver, and holy f-cking sh-t what a goddamn face. It would have to be, right? Heidi in the book is the ultimate draw: By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 05:12 am
Douchebags Crusty & Crusty holding hands That’s Scarlett Johansson under the cap and hood holding hands with Ryan Reynolds in New York yesterday. They really, really, really hate being famous and photographed. It must suck to only work maybe 3 months of the year and live the most privileged life and have to deal with By Lainey • Oct 01, 2009 04:32 am
Friday Night Lights October 28 They’re coming back. Home. Friday Night Lights. The best show you aren’t watching will return to DirecTV on October 28 with several new cast members, and a new team. We have a new team. This explains the opening cut video I posted this morning. Several fresh faces will By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 06:50 am
Girlcrushes Weekend Winner It’s an easy prediction. Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut opens on Friday and, without significant competition, riding the wave of positive buzz, calling on the “Girl Power” collective, Whip It should win at the box office this weekend. I’ve not seen it yet. I did however note the By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 03:47 am
Maple Leaf Work those hips Gerard Butler need not worry. About his career, yes. But about his pants problem? Not as much as Brendan Fraser. Last week I posited that Gerry’s pants were the most embarrassing in the business. That was before Brendan arrived at LAX looking like this. His are the mature version By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 03:45 am
Clown Same old Pam naked Note: Partial nudity Surprise! It’s Pamela Anderson in New Zealand walking down the runway for Richie Rich. And somehow her tit popped out. Oh and her ass too. They call it fashion. This is fashion??? She is supposedly broke. Apparently she’s $1.2 million in the hole after By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 04:44 am
Maple Leaf Happy Sarah has a new man Sarah McLachlan delivered a stirring performance last night at the Emmy Awards during the In Memoriam section of the show. Sarah left Vancouver on Friday with her girls for a few days in LA looking healthy and gorgeous and glowing and fresh… It’s been a wonderful summer. She’s By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 05:27 am
Break Ups Ebola destroys again This comes as no surprise. For many reasons. Us Weekly reports that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are done. That she told him she wanted out and that divorce papers will be filed imminently. He is apparently “crushed”. Avril married when she was 21. You’re only, like, half a By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 08:42 am
Hook Ups Ryan & Kat: Twitter clues Ryan Gosling is now on Twitter. As I reported a few weeks ago, the two are rumoured to be dating. Click here for a refresher. Twitter’s not the most slamdunk source for smut, but occasionally it can yield some intriguing clues. Yesterday Ryan posted this photo of a tire By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 02:59 am
Girlcrushes Robin, Keanu, and fangirling for Rebecca The Private Lives of Pippa Lee premiered at TIFF last night. I was assigned to the cover the carpet for etalk and when Rebecca Miller arrived, it was like Robert Pattinson for me. No one but Rebecca Miller could wear what she wore. I know you think it’s weird, By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 12:38 pm
Douchebags Saturday Night foundation Ryan Reynolds will host one of the first 4 episodes of Saturday Night Live this season. Don’t ask me to tell you which one because I’m too lazy today to look it up, especially not for him. Can’t wait to see his foundation face. If you’re By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 09:35 am