Douchebags Sandy & Smug Bitch At the premiere of The Proposal last night in LA. See I love Sandra Bullock. I have loved her since Speed and way back when my dad bought me an illegal pay tv box in university, I watched While You Were Sleeping at least once a day for months because By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 04:13 am
Famewhores Watching…or working? Hayden Christensen normally looks like a ragamuffin when he goes out in public… Today at the French Open, with fiancee Rachel Bilson, Hayden combed his hair, styled it in a pouf, and put on some clean new clothes. Just watching the matches? Or working? Totally working. He reps Lacoste, non? By Lainey • May 29, 2009 09:40 am
Douchebags Punk Ass gay and single? Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you By Lainey • May 27, 2009 04:44 am
Maple Leaf FNL > J&K+8 Ugh. Almost 10 million watched that f-ckery Jon & Kate can’t afford to support all their babies so they exploit them on tv show last night. 10 MILLION. This morning I was on The John Gormley Show (he’s adorable and I love him) and he got me on By Lainey • May 26, 2009 04:01 pm
Maple Leaf Anyone can be Angelina Jolie And Evangeline Lilly could have totally been Angelina Jolie. This is what she’s telling Women’s Health. “It frustrates (producers) that they've given me this chance to become the next Angelia Jolie" but apparently Evangeline never wanted that for herself. Remember, this is also a girl By Lainey • May 26, 2009 06:49 am
Douchebags She’s singing again Scarlett Johansson. This time an album of duets with Pete Yorn called Break Up that was recorded before her Tom Waits f-ckery in 2006 due out on September 8th but the first single Relator is available today. Click here to listen. It’s actually... not bad. Scarjo hasn’t been By Lainey • May 26, 2009 05:07 am
Maple Leaf Diane Kruger’s Basterd day She looked incredible at the photo call in the morning. Amazing. The hair! Will be copying the hair. Last night on the carpet – meh on the dress. Guess why? It’s Marchesa! And Inglourious Basterds has Harvey Weinstein all over it. Anyway, Diane’s profile has been pretty low key By Lainey • May 21, 2009 04:23 am
Quiveration Get me to New York Ryan Gosling. Why can’t it be Ryan Gosling shooting in Vancouver for months on end? Have just squandered 15 minutes of valuable blogging time mooning over these photos – Ryan and Michelle Williams in New York shooting a tender kiss scene in My Blue Valentine. The way he’s grabbing By Lainey • May 21, 2009 03:47 am
Famewhores Christmas in Cannes They say there’s a recession but you wouldn’t know it here in Cannes. They say the studios have scaled back a fair bit. It’s my fourth year, so far it doesn’t seem so different, but then again, I’m not wheeling and dealing in backrooms. Whatever’ By Lainey • May 18, 2009 02:35 am
Quiveration Canadians in Cannes Saturday night, Grey Goose party at the Chateau de la Napoule. A real chateau. Not some fake Adrien Brody upstate New York cheese ass girlfriend sh-t. Legit French chateau, spectacular setting. Grey Goose parties are the best. If you ever get invited to one, put aside everything and go. Be By Lainey • May 17, 2009 10:17 pm
Maple Leaf Fence sitting Brooke Last week, after Kiefer Sutherland decided to smash his head up against another dude’s face causing injury – in defence of Brooke Shields – a statement was released on her behalf that effectively sold him out. At the time, she supposedly announced via her publicists that she’d no idea why By Lainey • May 11, 2009 08:10 am
Douchebags Punk Ass like Porny? A little, right? I smell some Jessica Simpson on Avril Lavigne…you? Porny would totally wear this tacky ass dress. She’d fill it out better up top but still, there’s an unmistakable trace of hillbilly trailer flavour here that has suddenly splashed itself all over Punk Ass Avril By Lainey • May 11, 2009 06:22 am
Quiveration Why can’t it be Taylor? Ryan Reynolds is getting his own X-Men Deadpool spinoff. Ugh. Why can’t it be Taylor Kitsch? Taylor only attended ONE Wolverine carpet – the big splash in Tempe, Arizona. Likely because he’s busy shooting in South Africa. Good for him, sucky asses for us. You all quickly came to By Lainey • May 07, 2009 04:43 am
Douchebags Kiefer did this His name is Jack McCollough, one of the designers of Proenza Schouler. As you can see, he has a cut on his nose. He received the cut courtesy of Kiefer Sutherland’s head. After the Met Gala on Monday night, Kiefer was at a party talking to Brooke Shields. He By Lainey • May 06, 2009 08:00 am
Douchebags Can you do what he does… Ryan Reynolds? Ugh. Ryan Reynolds is getting his own Deadpool spin-off. Great. He has the body for it but does he have the attitude? Can he do what Hugh does? Because Hugh can sell a movie. He sells it wholeheartedly. He engages the fans, he works hard for the fans, By Lainey • May 06, 2009 03:23 am
Maple Leaf Coast to coast with Josh & Diane Joshua Jackson came home last week to Vancouver. Spent some time in Gastown, visited with friends in Kitsilano, and had dinner with his lovely Diane Kruger at Opus on Thursday night. By Sunday night they were back in New York – see attached. Casual, chic, soooo pretty both of them. He By Lainey • May 04, 2009 08:46 am
