Famewhores Shelfy come running You know what Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is doing, like, right now? She didn’t sleep, panicked as soon as she saw the photos after refreshing Gettyimages.com every 5 minutes, and probably booked the first flight from LA to NY… Last night at the CFDA Awards Pippy attended solo, By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 02:32 am
Maple Leaf The Time Traveller Trailer It’s been pushed back time and again, now finally scheduled for the dog days of August, not usually the best time to release a film, especially since originally they had hoped it would be a Christmas movie… And the trailer has just been released. Bad thoughts. Looks awful. Again, By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 09:50 am
Quiveration TK got the part! As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago – click here for the article - when I spoke to Taylor Kitsch at the Grey Goose party in Cannes, he was hoping for some good news. He’d just come from LA, auditioned for what he called was something “HUGE”, and he By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 03:16 am
Sports Country B hometown for his birthday This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Carrie likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Carrie has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that she has let go of Mike Fisher. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 04:21 am
Douchebags Sandra in NY, Ryan in Toronto Promoting their film The Proposal. Sandy taped an appearance for Letterman last night, pictured outside the theatre with a Cruella-ish blonde stripe – don’t like but whatever, it’s Sandy. She’s the best. And she had to work with the whiniest. That would be Ryan Reynolds who was in By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 03:48 am
Quiveration He’s getting papped now! These are not the best photos of Taylor Kitsch. The combination of beard and the way his hair is flipped out at the sides… I can’t defend it. At least he doesn’t care though. At least it’s not planned that way. But how proud are we that By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 05:28 am
Douchebags Sandy & Smug Bitch At the premiere of The Proposal last night in LA. See I love Sandra Bullock. I have loved her since Speed and way back when my dad bought me an illegal pay tv box in university, I watched While You Were Sleeping at least once a day for months because By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 04:13 am
Famewhores Watching…or working? Hayden Christensen normally looks like a ragamuffin when he goes out in public… Today at the French Open, with fiancee Rachel Bilson, Hayden combed his hair, styled it in a pouf, and put on some clean new clothes. Just watching the matches? Or working? Totally working. He reps Lacoste, non? By Lainey • May 29, 2009 09:40 am
Douchebags Punk Ass gay and single? Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you By Lainey • May 27, 2009 04:44 am
Maple Leaf FNL > J&K+8 Ugh. Almost 10 million watched that f-ckery Jon & Kate can’t afford to support all their babies so they exploit them on tv show last night. 10 MILLION. This morning I was on The John Gormley Show (he’s adorable and I love him) and he got me on By Lainey • May 26, 2009 04:01 pm
Maple Leaf Anyone can be Angelina Jolie And Evangeline Lilly could have totally been Angelina Jolie. This is what she’s telling Women’s Health. “It frustrates (producers) that they've given me this chance to become the next Angelia Jolie" but apparently Evangeline never wanted that for herself. Remember, this is also a girl By Lainey • May 26, 2009 06:49 am
Douchebags She’s singing again Scarlett Johansson. This time an album of duets with Pete Yorn called Break Up that was recorded before her Tom Waits f-ckery in 2006 due out on September 8th but the first single Relator is available today. Click here to listen. It’s actually... not bad. Scarjo hasn’t been By Lainey • May 26, 2009 05:07 am
Maple Leaf Diane Kruger’s Basterd day She looked incredible at the photo call in the morning. Amazing. The hair! Will be copying the hair. Last night on the carpet – meh on the dress. Guess why? It’s Marchesa! And Inglourious Basterds has Harvey Weinstein all over it. Anyway, Diane’s profile has been pretty low key By Lainey • May 21, 2009 04:23 am
Quiveration Get me to New York Ryan Gosling. Why can’t it be Ryan Gosling shooting in Vancouver for months on end? Have just squandered 15 minutes of valuable blogging time mooning over these photos – Ryan and Michelle Williams in New York shooting a tender kiss scene in My Blue Valentine. The way he’s grabbing By Lainey • May 21, 2009 03:47 am
Famewhores Christmas in Cannes They say there’s a recession but you wouldn’t know it here in Cannes. They say the studios have scaled back a fair bit. It’s my fourth year, so far it doesn’t seem so different, but then again, I’m not wheeling and dealing in backrooms. Whatever’ By Lainey • May 18, 2009 02:35 am
Quiveration Canadians in Cannes Saturday night, Grey Goose party at the Chateau de la Napoule. A real chateau. Not some fake Adrien Brody upstate New York cheese ass girlfriend sh-t. Legit French chateau, spectacular setting. Grey Goose parties are the best. If you ever get invited to one, put aside everything and go. Be By Lainey • May 17, 2009 10:17 pm
