Marc Anthony Katie and JLo: Robo-brides Aside from bowing down to Leah Remini’s scientological finger, do Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez have more in common that we originally thought? Gossip still coming in from the Globes afterparties, this time at the CAA event held at the Argyle where even Sean Combs was turned away in By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Kimberly Stewart Why Martha is better than Oprah She took on Borat like a champ on Jay Leno last month, now it’s on to Howard Stern. I have to tell you – I love Martha unclenched. So Martha went on Howard’s radio show last Thursday and since it’s Howard, he asked about sex and prison and By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Marc Anthony Britney: always dumb, still blind Look at this f*ckin’ tool. Britney’s new man, the one she was making out with, I can’t be bothered to learn his name. He might have a job and he may be helping her produce a decent record but still…why does she insist on dudes who By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck All of Liv’s Lovers Last year, at this exact moment, I was pining HARDCORE for Joaquin Phoenix. Email arguments with my friend Erin over who deserved him more, daydreams, repeat viewings of Walk the Line…it was sick, it was twisted, it’s the same now with Leo but we won’t go there. By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. Check it out – JLo last night at By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes JLo & the GMD As you know, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to the wedding…some say it’s because Marc has been asked to perform – innocent enough, right? Hmmmm… Do you recall JLo’s growing bond with Leah Remini? Over the summer, shopping, lunching, walking, scientologising perhaps for the benefit of By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Johnny & Jennifer: just one night It"ll never happen. Never, ever, ever, ever…I KNOW. But as much as Marc Anthony is her aesthetic opposite, isn"t Johnny Depp her aesthetic match? Here they are in LA at a charitable event the other night - she presented him with an award - and By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: family time My hate for the Vampire has long since evaporated and as I’ve been saying for some time now, if it makes her happy, it makes me happy. Especially since I’m not the one sleeping next to it. Sorry about the visual. So in the spirit of all this By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez shops and covers I"m not native to LA but I"ll hazard a guess and say that in the middle of the afternoon during the month of May, you don"t need a wool sweater. Not that that"s definitive proof that La Lopez is expecting…but still. By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Marc Anthony Keira:her man, her pout, and his pointy cheekbones So there"s chiseled and then there"s just Marc Anthony. And in his case, I"m afraid we"re leaning toward the vampire variety. Here are Keira and her boyfriend, Rupert the-guy-who-was-in-Pride-&-Prejudice-with-her-and-I-don"t-care-enough-to-remember-his-name, out for an evening of boozing in London the By Lainey • May 30, 2006 08:00 am
Marc Anthony PS - The Pellicano Tapes Let me start off by saying I don"t know what will be revealed...but by all accounts, it is going to be a mutha frickin" bombshell. Long story short. Anthony Pellicano was a private detective. Tom Cruise hired him in the past. He"s being investigated, By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez La Lopez: happy and fit As illustrated in these attached photos from JJB, Jennifer Lopez is clearly not pregnant, unless ass deliveries have become the new breakthrough in celebrity birthing technique. Damn that booty is something else. And what I would give to rub my cheek against it before settling in for a mac truck By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Best Colour: Jennifer Lopez Perhaps a little overbronzed but can you deny that La Lopez was magnificent in olive? On a carpet full of bone, her booty was refreshing and delicious. I liked the way this gown flowed across the stage when she was presenting and I was even more amused to see that By Lainey • Mar 05, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez in Milan Pregnant? Umm…doesn’t look like it. Especially not at the D&G show in Milan for Italian fashion week. So the question is – is she adopting, per recent tabloid reports? Now there’s a rumour that sounds more plausible, all things considered. Especially since we certainly don’t By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: Faghag #1 Me too! Me too! Love love love my queer boys! Except that I wish Jessie could find a better homo. Seriously, everything about Ken Paves (her hairstylist) gives me the willies. From the gaunt, stubbled face, to the too-thin-to-be-natural frame, to the Euro pointy man-flats which might be all the By Lainey • Feb 05, 2006 07:00 am
