Amazingness Mimi’s open letter > everyone’s open letter I should have known. It’s a holiday weekend. It’s THANKSGIVING. And you know what happens at holidays? Holidays are for Mimi. Because Mimi is a giver. She just can’t help herself. She cannot contain her generosity. Be thankful for Mimi. Because Mimi just wrote us an open By Lainey • Oct 11, 2013 02:26 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi’s physio There’s been so much heavy sh-t today. And it’s Friday. I’m ready to not deal with heavy sh-t. As always, you know who’s good for that? Come on. Mimi. OF COURSE. Here’s the last photo she posted on Twitter. And this is the caption: Roc By Lainey • Oct 04, 2013 04:00 pm
Amazingness Mimi can’t ride a bike…or hear? A blind item was posted on The Wrap, a pretty legitimate site, yesterday, so full of amazingness and flavour, that it will save you from whatever it is you need saving from as you slog your way to the weekend, the penultimate weekend of the summer. The article was written By Lainey • Aug 22, 2013 09:20 am
Amazingness Mimi’s sling steeze Have you figured out who was 15 minutes late to The Butler press conference yet? That was basic level gossip, right? Here she is, our lovely, at the premiere last night in a leather studded sling because she clipped her wing. Did you forget that SHE IS INJURED? How could By Lainey • Aug 06, 2013 05:10 pm
Amazingness Mimi’s sling change There is no heart like the one of a butterfly who must ENDURE, you know? Our sparkle butterfly endured an injury last week but she found the strength, the courage to carry on. I realise this means nothing to you unless you know her song lyrics but still… Mimi’s By Lainey • Jul 15, 2013 05:58 pm
Amazingness The Show Must Go On I was despondent over the news the other day that our Butterfly Mimi had been injured because some motherf-cker let her walk around by herself in heels without holding her. Mimi dislocated her shoulder and cracked her rib. It was bleak, as she would say. BLEAK. But she managed to By Lainey • Jul 12, 2013 03:50 pm
Amazingness The Sparkle Butterfly clipped her wing How many people were fired because of this? And they should be! Our Mimi, God help us, she is INJURED!!!!!!!!!! Page Six reported yesterday that while shooting a video for the #Beautiful remix on Sunday night, Mimi “tripped and fell while dancing and singing in her trademark high heels”. Well By Lainey • Jul 09, 2013 09:37 am
Amazingness How Mimi spent the Fourth of July How? Going by her Twitter and Instagram feeds, she celebrated by watching herself, obviously. And stepping all over her 18 bikinis. And prancing around her apartment in tight clothes with full hair and makeup. No, seriously, that’s what happened. She tweeted a photo of herself on television performing on By Lainey • Jul 05, 2013 01:52 pm
Mariah Carey Intro for July 4, 2013 Dear Gossips, The Lone Ranger is getting some really sh-tty reviews. Which isn’t necessarily an obstacle for a blockbuster but in this case, some analysts are saying it might not make back its production budget. If so, Johnny Depp may not be as reliable as he used to be. By Lainey • Jul 04, 2013 10:00 am
Amazingness Mimi’s Happy Canada Day Look at my lovely. Look at her in silver, celebrating herself, with sequins and rhinestones, making sex eyes and breathing with her mouth open, being all extra with her (fake?) vocals last night at the BET Awards. You know, people are criticising my Mimi today for her sh-tty lip-synch but By Lainey • Jul 01, 2013 02:04 pm
Amazingness Holidays with Mimi Mimi recently announced that she’s pushing back her new record release. The reason she gave is creative – she needs more time to work her magic. The reason being speculated is that #Beautiful didn’t sell as well they’d hoped. If that’s the case, should she just stick By Lainey • Jun 28, 2013 02:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Frontal Mimi Before we break off for the weekend (Smutty Tingles is still coming), let’s get ourselves in the best mood possible. You know who’s good for that? Come on. You KNOW who’s always good for that. It’s our Mimi. Mimi appeared to be in Monaco this week. By Lainey • Jun 14, 2013 02:56 pm
Mariah Carey Intro for June 6, 2013 Dear Gossips, Mimi confirmed yesterday that her new album drops on June 23. "A new era begins," she tweeted. New era? What is this new era? Not entirely sure Mimi knows what an era actually is. I love it when she talks nonsense. Mostly though, I love seeing By Lainey • Jun 06, 2013 08:50 am
Amazingness Mimi in the morning What a great start to Memorial Day Weekend for those of you in America: Mimi on GMA. It had all the elements of a classic Mimi appearance: -She needed help walking. Several times. She SUMMONED help walking. Several times. -Her dress almost fell off. Because she always wears clothes that By Lainey • May 24, 2013 02:22 pm
Girly Throw Downs Mimi vs JLO on stage Season finale of American Idol last night. Both Mimi and JLo performed. Mimi threw down a medley of her greatest hits -- I always forget how much I love We Belong Together -- culminating in her current smash #Beautiful. It was... a little lip-synchy, right? Maybe not the middle section By Lainey • May 17, 2013 11:21 am
Amazingness Mimi is #Beautiful There's no better way to start the weekend than with some Mimi. And this kind of Mimi means it could be a spectacular weekend. I know I ask you for a lot. Here's another request: promise you will watch this. Because I promise you that there By Lainey • May 10, 2013 03:13 pm
