Music Mimi + Miguel = #Beautiful Been listening to this all day. Sasha was on Dean and me right away this morning about it too. She mentioned that Mimi’s voice is still amazing. I had to be the c-nt bitch to wonder if, um, she could throw this down live. BUT... It’s a GREAT By Lainey • May 06, 2013 03:34 pm
Amazingness It’s CHRISTMAS Every day should end like this. I want you to make sure you don’t get interrupted. No phone calls. No children needing you. No distractions. I want you to enjoy the next 6 minutes fully focused. It’s the only way. Mimi and Nick Cannon were married again at By Lainey • May 02, 2013 05:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Disneyland Bride A few weeks ago, I shared my thoughts on adults at Disneyland. And some of you yelled at me. Last night at Disneyland, Mimi married Nick Cannon again. They marry each other every year on their anniversary. Last year, they did it in Paris -- click here for a refresher. By Lainey • May 01, 2013 11:32 am
Mariah Carey Intro for May 1, 2013 Dear Gossips, Do you know what happened yesterday? It was the only thing worth knowing. Mimi and Nick Cannon have a wedding every year. But this year, it was FIVE years. So... They went to Disneyland. Please. You understand what that means, right? Mimi + Wedding... at DISNEYLAND. I’m just By Lainey • May 01, 2013 08:32 am
Girly Throw Downs NOW do you know JLO? American Idol ratings have been sh-tty this season. They’re blaming it on the fact that Mimi just sits there with her tits on the table, pausing only to throw fairy dust in people’s faces. Or maybe there are just too many goddamn singing shows!? Whatever. They’re blaming By Lainey • Apr 24, 2013 02:57 pm
Amazingness Champagne & Baths for breakfast Let’s ease into it today, like she does. At 5:49am this morning, Mimi tweeted this photo of herself... in the bath. With this message: Breakfast: #np champagne & bubbles..also on the menu... Peking duck & peeking toe https://instagram.com/p/X4mwnZLeIz/ Mimi has champagne for breakfast? By Lainey • Apr 09, 2013 10:03 am
Amazingness Mimi’s Anniversary Easter This first photo needs no caption. Just enjoy it. It is meant to be ENJOYED. As previously mentioned, it was Mimi’s birthday last week. Only…she doesn’t call it a birthday. She calls it the 327 Anniversary. God I love her. Anyway, here are some pictures she posted By Lainey • Apr 01, 2013 02:29 pm
Amazingness Red leopard in the morning Why not? It’s our Mimi. And she’s making the rounds on the morning shows, presumably to promote American Idol. Heard she was amazing on Kelly & Michael this morning which starts here on the West Coast in a few minutes. Will set the PVR and enjoy later with By Lainey • Mar 01, 2013 01:47 pm
Amazingness Mimi declares ownership of Valentine’s Day Mimi’s already taken over Christmas and now she’s decided that Valentine’s Day must be hers too. Think of every Valentine’s Day cliché and convention. Red? Petals? Balloons? Butterflies? Bubbles? Carriage rides? Please. Mimi’s covered it all. She’s worth half a billion dollars and everything By Lainey • Feb 15, 2013 11:02 am
American Idol Mimi: this ring is nothing That’s a wrap on Mimi at American Idol auditions! Last night the final search for contestants ended in Oklahoma City. Did it end with a bang? Not really. It ended with a glance, Mariah looking up at another mediocre wannabe, as she does, and having basically nothing to say. By Dean • Feb 01, 2013 12:41 pm
Mariah Carey Intro for January 31, 2013 Dear Gossips, 30 Rock ends tonight. Most of the time when shows end, they promote it so hard, the ending of it, that by the time it actually ends you’re thrilled that it’s finally ended. Why has the end of 30 Rock seemed so quiet? “It’s not By Lainey • Jan 31, 2013 09:49 am
American Idol Mimi’s Tears - Mariah Carey American Idol Week 2 recap “Burnell, you made me cry!” *Randy Jackson voice* Yo for me, dawg, for me, Burnell Taylor’s audition in Baton Rouge last night, THIS is the most interesting moment of Mimi on Idol so far! Here’s the thing about Mariah on Idol - she can act so self-obsessed and By Dean • Jan 25, 2013 03:23 pm
Amazingness The Mariah Carey Show recap - Episode 1 American Idol, Season 12, Episode 1 recap. (Lainey: Dean thinks the Mimi-Minaj drama is a fraud. I, as you know, think it’s legit. But I suck at recaps, and Dean’s more advanced at Mimi knowledge than I am. So here’s the first installment of what’s becoming By Dean • Jan 17, 2013 11:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Nicki got a Bitch Coach Last fall, when the Mimi vs Nicki Minaj drama first blew up during American Idol auditions, I wrote that Mimi was outplaying Nicki and that Nicki needed a proper Bitch Coach. Click here for a refresher. You can’t lose your sh-t on Twitter and win against the Mimi. Mimi By Lainey • Jan 15, 2013 01:53 pm
Girly Throw Downs I love life If you’ve looked through these photos, you need no explanation. If not, by the end of this article, you will too love life. American Idol panelled on TCA yesterday featuring all judges, including, yes, Mimi and Nicki Minaj. And, well, journalists at the TCA, especially at panel sessions, don’ By Lainey • Jan 09, 2013 05:34 pm
Amazingness Look at Mimi’s abs This is the idea. Here’s our Mimi on the beach in Australia after performing three shows there over the holidays. She’s home now but this photo was released yesterday, just making sure you know that she’s fit...if, ahem, you believe that this image is completely untouched. By Lainey • Jan 08, 2013 12:38 pm
