Amazingness Mimi: X Factor and puppy posing Let’s get the business sh-t out of the way first. Simon Cowell is finalising Mariah Carey’s deal with X Factor. She’s to be a mentor and work with competitors from his house. (Source) Great. Now here’s Mimi in a Twitter photo she posted the other day By Lainey • Aug 23, 2011 03:10 am
Mariah Carey This is beneath Mimi Or is it? I am sitting beside Sasha this week in Toronto at work. Sasha and our other friend Dean and I love Mimi together like extra a lot. I mean, she’s kind of our life force. So I just turned to Sasha after seeing these shots of Mimi’ By Lainey • Aug 22, 2011 07:32 am
Amazingness Mimi is bleak and pow pow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you feel like sh-t today, I PROMISE you, watch this, watch this RIGHT NOW, and Mimi will make you feel better. In fact, any time you feel like sh-t watch this. And Mimi will heal it all. Mimi was back on HSN this weekend selling her butterfly cheap sh-t. By Lainey • Jul 25, 2011 09:59 am
Amazingness Mimi’s on her feet again... Barely. How many personal trainers does it take to train Mariah Carey? There were a few of them surrounding her yesterday in New York as she was apparently headed to a workout. With full hair and makeup? Please. I don’t know why I bother asking. Having said that, I By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 03:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Monroe & Moroccan You think Mimi is pissed at her kids for coming on Royal Wedding Day and her anniversary? It means she has to share. Of course not. Babies are joy! And Mimi babies are more joy than any other joy! Anyway, she’s made us wait for the official names. Because By Lainey • May 04, 2011 05:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi slums it Oh butterfly, what is this crime? Mimi has been carrying around those twins on a very expensive couch for months, suffering and exhausted, and her reward, her sh-tty reward for all that effort is a pregnancy cover on Life & Style? Like, they were the only buyers? So many hit By Lainey • Apr 06, 2011 03:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What to buy a butterfly Mariah Carey will be returning the million dollars she was paid to perform for Muammar Gaddafi. "I was naïve and unaware of who I was booked to perform for. I feel horrible and embarrassed to have participated in this mess. Going forward, this is a lesson for all artists By Lainey • Mar 04, 2011 07:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi Cribs: LA Edition Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 03:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi in flats! What? And flipflops too! Please. My heart stopped beating when I saw these – our Mimi at the doctor’s yesterday not tottering around in 5 inch booties. Has she given up on life? Note how capably she’s able to walk around on her own, unassisted. It’s like… I By Lainey • Jan 07, 2011 05:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi’s babies > Christmas As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 08:00 am
Amazingness Christmas with Mimi and Hello Kitty Are you grumpy? Don’t fret. Mimi’s here to make it all go away. Did you watch her Christmas Special last night? If you missed it, you missed Joy. Everything she touches, from her microphone to her earpiece to that sleigh in the corner, all of it was tricked By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 09:32 am
Amazingness The best 7 minutes of today I’ve only been up for a couple of hours and already it feels like it’ll be a slog. But these are the times you need Mimi. Many of you emailed yesterday about the Mimi double amazingness post – her appearance(s) on the Home Shopping Network and the vocal By Lainey • Dec 01, 2010 01:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Mimi and her ma throw down Many of you have emailed me the last few days about Mariah Carey on the Home Shopping Network. I don’t know how to find the HSN on my tv. And why is it that you all are watching this? What are you buying??? A question for another time... The By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 04:00 am
Amazingness Mimi on gender neutrality Did you watch our Mimi on Ellen yesterday? Did you see the amazingness? It’s 7 minutes of amazingness as only Mimi can deliver it. From the moment she waddle-tottered onto the set, Mimi kept going, and it’s hard, you know? It’s hard to decide the highpoint of By Lainey • Nov 03, 2010 03:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 04:12 am
Amazingness Please let there be better photos Kristi emailed me yesterday with this Twitter link and the following message: RIGHT NOW: Mariah Carey arriving @ LAX in a wheelchair (Tu 1:04pm) What? No, she’s fine. She’s just... Well you know she never liked to walk to begin with right? Standing is sometimes a stretch. And By Lainey • Sep 29, 2010 03:40 am
