Dumbass Was rancid, now size 4/6 Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it... Rancid. So rancid she didn’t want her husband to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:14 am
Amazingness She was lowered!!!!! Thanks to Marissa P for sending me the video of my Mimi on Rosie yesterday talking about the 30 pounds of bullsh-t she’s dropping on us for Jenny Craig so that she’s now a size 4/6. As you can see from the clip, being substantially lighter hasn’ By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 01:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tonight’s the night It’s Mimi on tv! With dem babies! This is what Sasha and I have been emailing about today. Mariah Carey is our favourite topic. Why isn’t she YOUR favourite topic??? Mimi’s interview with Barbara Walters, debuting “Roc and Roe”, will air tonight on ABC. They released a By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 03:16 pm
Maple Leaf Mimi & Bieber Justin Bieber is putting out a Christmas album. November 1. Collaborations with some major names, his usual partnerships, and also... Mimi. Mimi and Bieber. All I Want For Christmas? I am ALWAYS happy when I hear All I Want For Christmas. I worry about the amount of joy in your By Lainey • Oct 06, 2011 05:07 pm
Amazingness Mimi: X Factor and puppy posing Let’s get the business sh-t out of the way first. Simon Cowell is finalising Mariah Carey’s deal with X Factor. She’s to be a mentor and work with competitors from his house. (Source) Great. Now here’s Mimi in a Twitter photo she posted the other day By Lainey • Aug 23, 2011 03:10 am
Mariah Carey This is beneath Mimi Or is it? I am sitting beside Sasha this week in Toronto at work. Sasha and our other friend Dean and I love Mimi together like extra a lot. I mean, she’s kind of our life force. So I just turned to Sasha after seeing these shots of Mimi’ By Lainey • Aug 22, 2011 07:32 am
Amazingness Mimi is bleak and pow pow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you feel like sh-t today, I PROMISE you, watch this, watch this RIGHT NOW, and Mimi will make you feel better. In fact, any time you feel like sh-t watch this. And Mimi will heal it all. Mimi was back on HSN this weekend selling her butterfly cheap sh-t. By Lainey • Jul 25, 2011 09:59 am
Amazingness Mimi’s on her feet again... Barely. How many personal trainers does it take to train Mariah Carey? There were a few of them surrounding her yesterday in New York as she was apparently headed to a workout. With full hair and makeup? Please. I don’t know why I bother asking. Having said that, I By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 03:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Monroe & Moroccan You think Mimi is pissed at her kids for coming on Royal Wedding Day and her anniversary? It means she has to share. Of course not. Babies are joy! And Mimi babies are more joy than any other joy! Anyway, she’s made us wait for the official names. Because By Lainey • May 04, 2011 05:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi slums it Oh butterfly, what is this crime? Mimi has been carrying around those twins on a very expensive couch for months, suffering and exhausted, and her reward, her sh-tty reward for all that effort is a pregnancy cover on Life & Style? Like, they were the only buyers? So many hit By Lainey • Apr 06, 2011 03:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What to buy a butterfly Mariah Carey will be returning the million dollars she was paid to perform for Muammar Gaddafi. "I was naïve and unaware of who I was booked to perform for. I feel horrible and embarrassed to have participated in this mess. Going forward, this is a lesson for all artists By Lainey • Mar 04, 2011 07:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi Cribs: LA Edition Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 03:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi in flats! What? And flipflops too! Please. My heart stopped beating when I saw these – our Mimi at the doctor’s yesterday not tottering around in 5 inch booties. Has she given up on life? Note how capably she’s able to walk around on her own, unassisted. It’s like… I By Lainey • Jan 07, 2011 05:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi’s babies > Christmas As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 08:00 am
Amazingness Christmas with Mimi and Hello Kitty Are you grumpy? Don’t fret. Mimi’s here to make it all go away. Did you watch her Christmas Special last night? If you missed it, you missed Joy. Everything she touches, from her microphone to her earpiece to that sleigh in the corner, all of it was tricked By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 09:32 am
Amazingness The best 7 minutes of today I’ve only been up for a couple of hours and already it feels like it’ll be a slog. But these are the times you need Mimi. Many of you emailed yesterday about the Mimi double amazingness post – her appearance(s) on the Home Shopping Network and the vocal By Lainey • Dec 01, 2010 01:30 am
