Cheese Look for the Cheese Toe! You know she wants you to! Mariah Carey in leggings and a t shirt flirting with a camel toe. Do you see? Here’s our gift that keeps giving: Mimi Cheese arriving at her hotel in London today in advance of her appearance on X Factor. As you can see, By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 02:53 am
Cheese The Naked Holiday When did Halloween become an excuse to take your clothes off and call it a costume? Actually, applying that criteria, every day must be Halloween for Mariah Carey. Check out Miss Cheese last night undressed as a fireman with her husband Nick Cannon in New York for a party. I’ By Lainey • Oct 31, 2008 03:39 am
Mariah Carey What Mimi gave Nick It’s Nick Cannon’s birthday today. His 28th. To celebrate, Mariah Carey hosted a party for him last night at Pure in Vegas and on the occasion of his first birthday as a married man, Meems presented her husband with the gift of Equality. Temporarily. He was allowed to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:07 am
Girly Throw Downs Mimi vs Angie Saturday night in New York, Angelina wore Versace to premiere The Changeling. Saturday night in Vegas, Mariah Carey wore the same Versace to host a party. One dress, two broads, and both in Spanx….who wins? Oh Mimi. You never want to go head to head against the Jolaire.* Mimi By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 10:26 am
Cheese Never stand in front Or risk instant divorce. Must have been part of the prenup. Nick Cannon accompanied his wife to the screening of her movie Tennessee on Friday night and spent the entire evening making sure never to stand in front of her. Hovering always just behind her, holding her hand or her By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 11:22 am
Cheese Nick Presents Mimi! Now here’s an occasion when The Presentation is actually warranted. Of course Mariah Carey should be presented. Of course she should be guided around by her consort, presented like a princess at a Hello Kitty ball. Of course she should be. She makes for a much better than Katie By Lainey • Sep 05, 2008 05:54 am
Douchebags Granny Freeze: like Mimi at the Hotel Concierge.com has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room. Needless By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 07:05 am
Cheese Cheese and Rainbows Mimi brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix. Amazing. Two items to note here: First – Mimi wants you to see that her abs are still as flat as ever, that her new body is as fit as ever, that she is no By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 02:40 am
Mariah Carey The Cheese That Keeps Giving I don’t understand how people can hate on Mimi. Mariah Carey is a gift to us all. Anything, anyone who can make you smile so broadly, who can make you laugh so heartily, who can amuse so consistently is undoubtedly a creation of her Holiness Shiloh Jolie Pitt. Here’ By Lainey • May 30, 2008 06:49 am
Mariah Carey Mimi Loves the Frenzy She loves it. She can’t get enough of it. And look at the size of that f&cking ring! Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon went out for dinner in Beverly Hills last night and were greeted by a pap army upon leaving, all of them eager By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:00 am
Mariah Carey Mimi’s Wedding Cheese People’s interview with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon about their wedding is seriously, like, the best thing ever sprinkled with many, many moments of gooey cheese, butterflies, and cotton candy…just like Mimi! Some of my favourite parts: People: When did you first know that (you two had a By Lainey • May 09, 2008 02:48 am
Mariah Carey Mimi’s Hot Young Cheese WAY hotter than Beyonce and Jay-Z! People Magazine bought the exclusives – Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding photos and details in the new issue. The cover was released today…and as you can see, Mimi looks ridiculously and naively in love and, most importantly, extremely sated. And why not? By Lainey • May 07, 2008 08:48 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Mimi Married Doesn’t look like Ashton had anything to do with it! Nope… Mimi’s just crazy! And crazy in love. One of Nick Cannon’s relatives reportedly confirmed the news to E! and the New York Post is suggesting that it happened so quickly, she actually went ahead with it By Lainey • May 02, 2008 04:04 am
Famewhores Mimi Marrried: True, False, or Ashton? Mariah Carey is working, working, working her new album and so far the press surrounding it has largely focused either on her body, how much weight she’s lost and her love life – whether or not she’s engaged to Nick Cannon, and did they just elope…??? Seriously… Do you By Lainey • May 01, 2008 06:45 am
Hook Ups Mimi Cheese & Cannon LOVE it! Mariah Carey showed up at the Tribeca Film Festival last night dressed down in a simple white button down and jeans in order to properly show off her huge honkin’ new ring. Nick Cannon also happened to be at Tribeca and the two held hands afterwards at a By Lainey • Apr 28, 2008 07:03 am
Mariah Carey The Thinnification of Mimi At Idol Gives Back last night, Mimi posed in a tank top and jeans with a super flat stomach, little arms, a whittling waist, and not a trace of chubb. She says she’s been working hard with her trainer and eating well… it shows! Mimi Cheese has a slammin’ By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 05:01 am
