Cheese Cheese Caffeine It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the paps By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:58 am
B-tch please Nobody puts Cheesy in a corner Earlier this week at the inauguration, Mimi was forced to sit among the likes of Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J Blige, Alicia Keys, and Bruce Springsteen in the VIP section. This did not please the Cheese. She apparently lost her sh-t when she found out her seat was not with By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 06:26 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese at the AMAs My favourite moment? Nick Cannon’s useless cameo! Oh Mimi... Only Mimi… As Mimi took the stage, her husband waited to take her hand, helping her down one little step, then was banished away into the wings having fulfilled his only duty. He was called on to do the same By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 02:19 am
Cheese Cheese Toe Christmas Hello Kitty Mimi’s on the cover of the holiday issue of Redbook. As usual, because she’s generous like that, Mimi doles out some cheesy gems, including how she plans on celebrating Christmas with her new husband Nick Cannon. "I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 11:07 am
Cheese Look for the Cheese Toe! You know she wants you to! Mariah Carey in leggings and a t shirt flirting with a camel toe. Do you see? Here’s our gift that keeps giving: Mimi Cheese arriving at her hotel in London today in advance of her appearance on X Factor. As you can see, By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 02:53 am
Cheese The Naked Holiday When did Halloween become an excuse to take your clothes off and call it a costume? Actually, applying that criteria, every day must be Halloween for Mariah Carey. Check out Miss Cheese last night undressed as a fireman with her husband Nick Cannon in New York for a party. I’ By Lainey • Oct 31, 2008 03:39 am
Mariah Carey What Mimi gave Nick It’s Nick Cannon’s birthday today. His 28th. To celebrate, Mariah Carey hosted a party for him last night at Pure in Vegas and on the occasion of his first birthday as a married man, Meems presented her husband with the gift of Equality. Temporarily. He was allowed to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:07 am
Girly Throw Downs Mimi vs Angie Saturday night in New York, Angelina wore Versace to premiere The Changeling. Saturday night in Vegas, Mariah Carey wore the same Versace to host a party. One dress, two broads, and both in Spanx….who wins? Oh Mimi. You never want to go head to head against the Jolaire.* Mimi By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 10:26 am
Cheese Never stand in front Or risk instant divorce. Must have been part of the prenup. Nick Cannon accompanied his wife to the screening of her movie Tennessee on Friday night and spent the entire evening making sure never to stand in front of her. Hovering always just behind her, holding her hand or her By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 11:22 am
Cheese Nick Presents Mimi! Now here’s an occasion when The Presentation is actually warranted. Of course Mariah Carey should be presented. Of course she should be guided around by her consort, presented like a princess at a Hello Kitty ball. Of course she should be. She makes for a much better than Katie By Lainey • Sep 05, 2008 05:54 am
Douchebags Granny Freeze: like Mimi at the Hotel Concierge.com has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room. Needless By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 07:05 am
Cheese Cheese and Rainbows Mimi brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix. Amazing. Two items to note here: First – Mimi wants you to see that her abs are still as flat as ever, that her new body is as fit as ever, that she is no By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 02:40 am
Mariah Carey The Cheese That Keeps Giving I don’t understand how people can hate on Mimi. Mariah Carey is a gift to us all. Anything, anyone who can make you smile so broadly, who can make you laugh so heartily, who can amuse so consistently is undoubtedly a creation of her Holiness Shiloh Jolie Pitt. Here’ By Lainey • May 30, 2008 06:49 am
Mariah Carey Mimi Loves the Frenzy She loves it. She can’t get enough of it. And look at the size of that f&cking ring! Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon went out for dinner in Beverly Hills last night and were greeted by a pap army upon leaving, all of them eager By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:00 am
Mariah Carey Mimi’s Wedding Cheese People’s interview with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon about their wedding is seriously, like, the best thing ever sprinkled with many, many moments of gooey cheese, butterflies, and cotton candy…just like Mimi! Some of my favourite parts: People: When did you first know that (you two had a By Lainey • May 09, 2008 02:48 am
Mariah Carey Mimi’s Hot Young Cheese WAY hotter than Beyonce and Jay-Z! People Magazine bought the exclusives – Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding photos and details in the new issue. The cover was released today…and as you can see, Mimi looks ridiculously and naively in love and, most importantly, extremely sated. And why not? By Lainey • May 07, 2008 08:48 am
