Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: campaign sunshine continued… Enough already. I’m sick of this b*tch and her nauseating campaign to smother her true sexpot and replace it with Reese Witherspoon. Because as you already know, it’s painful to watch a two bit actress overreaching her limits and trying to go for gold. Just ask Jennifer By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Mariah Carey The Daily Hoff: Eminem Mother of Goddess. A bad boy with botox and a bad bronze. Can you believe what has become of Eminem??? The more I look at it, the more I am convinced that he is indeed perfect for Mariah Carey. And I am oddly fascinated by his smooth ass. Rounded to By Lainey • Feb 05, 2006 07:00 am
Mariah Carey Best Jammed at the Seams – Mariah Carey Apparently that raging bulimic queen Karl Lagerfeld designed this for her himself. You could have fooled me. Or maybe it’s because on Mimi, the most precious of frocks can be reduced in a split second to a tarty piece of prom night confection. Still… how can anyone resist Mariah? By Lainey • Jan 16, 2006 07:00 am
