Douchebags SAG Boss: Mark Wahlberg There’s been no mention yet of James Franco I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Why? Because his ego penis was nowhere near as intrusive as Mark Wahlberg’s last night. Wahlberg dragged his balls on stage and cockily took up our time to stroke his own dick. Did you see? By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 04:42 am
Maple Leaf Mrs Wahlberg’s BitchFace And here we thought she was just a garden variety model wife. A very fertile one at that. But Mrs Wahlberg, also known as Rhea Durham, she has a raging bitch inside of her. And when she lets it out? Look. The. F-ck. Out. It’s amazing. The background: I By Lainey • Jan 18, 2011 04:15 am
BFFs Worst Friend Whore: Diddy This is why the Globes are by far the most fun to watch. Because of the cutaways. Because of what happens right before they go to commercial. When these motherf-ckers get up and start mixing tables. Like when Diddy stood behind Marky Mark, practically panting, waiting for Marky to turn By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:03 am
Christian Bale Bale’s the lock? Last year Christoph Waltz was a lock on Best Supporting Actor. This year the category, at least at this stage in the game, appears to belong to Christian Bale with Geoffrey Rush the closest contender. Bale has taken the NBR and he just took the DC Critics. By all accounts By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 06:16 am
Mark Wahlberg Does he bring his own clubs? I played two rounds back to back this weekend. Jacek played three rounds, and 36 consecutive holes yesterday. Am currently golf obsessed. It becomes more addictive when you start putting shots together. 97 is my new PB after breaking my old record on Saturday and I’m now totally jacked By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 04:16 am
Eva Mendes The King of Comedy Written by Sarah The first time I saw Will Ferrell was at a comedy showcase in Los Angeles. Ten stand-ups, me included, were invited to perform for an industry crowd. TV execs, studio reps, and agents were the only invitees--the absolute worst crowd a comic could ever go in front By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 05:33 am
Maple Leaf For Lolan Lolan is a longtime reader. LONG time. And Lolan was not happy with me yesterday: Kellan Lutz bone to pick with you. Lainey, you really screwed your readers over by not including some sort of disclaimer with your "A Shirtless Career" post about Kellan Lutz. I clicked on By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 05:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Never not pregnant I tweeted the following yesterday: Is Mark Wahlberg’s wife never NOT pregnant? Because for real, she’s pregnant, like, all the time. It’s remarkable fertility. Anyway, so many people Twitter replied at me with sentiments similar to the following: If I was his wife I would be pregnant By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 05:11 am
Brad Pitt Who’s the other one? LOVE this video. Chris Rock and Nia Long are promoting his documentary Good Hair. During this random, hilarious interview, somehow the discussion turns to white dudes dating black girls. And then Justin Timberlake comes up. And then Marky Mark. And then Brad Pitt, at which point Chris reveals that he By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 11:08 am
Mark Wahlberg He’s a cop Again. Why do I feel like he only plays cops? This post is for my friend Ammie. We talked last night after not talking in forever – we’re busy, she has a baby, they live in Toronto – and Ammie LOVES Marky Mark. He’s in New York, photographed today on By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 07:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Ready for a rant-off? Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg have signed on to a new biopic called The Fighter about Irish Mickey Ward. Bale will play Marky Mark’s half brother who ends up training him. As E! pointed out, the director is none other than David O Russell who, like Christian, had a By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 07:54 am
Quiveration Best Date Ever Are we there yet? How about now? The wait is too long! Tina Fey and Steve Carell starring together in a comedy called Date Night. Please. That alone would be enough. But add Leighton Meester to the mix to bring some Blair Waldorf flavour, and a touch of the impossibly By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 04:27 am
Girly Throw Downs Marky Mark hates Xenu This is Mark Wahlberg with his long suffering but ultimately rewarded baby mother today at a medical centre either on his way to play golf or just coming back from. Max Payne, Mark’s most recent film last month came and went at the box office, no doubt a major By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:53 pm
Adrian Grenier The Man Show is back Never met a straight dude who didn’t like Entourage. Like it’s a handshake or something. Even if they don’t like it they have to like it. The show’s fifth season begins on Sunday on HBO and on TMN and Movie Central in Canada. Full cast and By Lainey • Sep 04, 2008 02:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Marky Mark to marry Mark Wahlberg last night in New York for the premiere of The Happening. It was announced earlier this week that Marky and his baby mother were expecting their third child. He also called Rhea Durham his “future wife” last night on the carpet, finally willing to make it official. Funny By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 02:20 am
Ryan Gosling Ryan Gosling: Not Mr Salmon He’s been chubby for a while, gaining weight to play Susie Salmon’s father in the film adaptation of The Lovely Bones directed by Peter Jackson. Filming just started yesterday and Ryan and Susan Sarandon (who plays the grandmother) were both spotted in Malvern, PA over the weekend eating By Lainey • Oct 22, 2007 03:16 am
