Xenu Smut Birthday Shave The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre celebrated its 45th anniversary on Saturday. I just… I can’t… We can’t talk about Michael Pena. So let’s focus instead on John Travolta who was there with Kelly Preston, because they’re always there, because when they’re not there he By Lainey • Aug 11, 2014 09:41 am
Maybe Gaybes Is it off-centre? John Travolta’s chin growth was at the IIFA Awards in Tampa, Florida this weekend. Hands on hips. Few men pose with their hands on their hips. It’s a strictly female pose move. And the man DOUBLE hands on hips is even more rare. So good on JT for By Lainey • Apr 28, 2014 04:55 pm
Break Ups Vagina Virgin + Twilight C-List: it’s over You know, I thought about putting an exclamation point after the title but then again, who’ll be reading this story with any kind of enthusiasm or excitement? I mean, their relationship ended the way it started– with a lot of try, and very little care. On our part. After By Lainey • Mar 17, 2011 03:32 am
Maybe Gaybes The Mighty is not a lesbian There’s a new interview with Barbara Walters. There’s a double Barbara tonight – the Mighty and also the Most Fascinating People of the Year. While talking with Barbara, Opes addresses the lesbian rumours: "I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even kind of a lesbian. By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 06:09 am
Maybe Gaybes Who’s next? Celebrity marriage is taking a beating this week. Laura Dern and Ben Harper, Cox-Arquette, Christina Aguilera, all over and done. A friend of mine emailed this morning wondering if Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale could be next. What? You’ve heard about his admission in Details Magazine, haven’t you? By Lainey • Oct 13, 2010 03:23 am
Maybe Gaybes Big balls on the carpet It was a testosterone-fueled premiere last night in LA for The A-Team – tanks and guns and other forms of penis enlargement all in service of what they hope will be one of this summer’s biggest box office hits and making it two for two for Bradley Cooper following The By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 04:31 am
Hook Ups The Only For Sookie look Remember True Blood last season when Sookie dreamt about being in bed with Eric and they were sex talking and she was all like, I know you’re not an asshole through and through and he answered something to the effect that his soft side was “only for Sookie”? Well By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 01:50 am
Maybe Gaybes 2 minutes of amazingness And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the fist pump. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 01:51 am
Maybe Gaybes Mr Schue isn’t gay That’s what he said. New interview with Elle Magazine. Pretty funny, actually. Asks him point blank about those rumours. No doubt you’ve all seen that photo of him supposedly kissing some other dude in a club? It was a fake. So he claims he’s straight, then he By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 09:59 am
Maybe Gaybes A well timed date The cutest dimpliest couple in Hollywood stepped out last night for a dinner date followed by ice cream. Awwwww. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner worked together on Valentine’s Day, then when released from set, they hooked up at Benihana finishing their night off with dessert. Adorable, yes. Well timed? By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 02:03 am
Maybe Gaybes What’s up with Dandy? Matthew Broderick is working on a new Broadway production called The Starry Messenger. According to the New York Daily News, during the first preview on Monday night, theatergoers were bitching that he was completely unprepared, had to be reminded of his lines at least 10 times, and repeatedly muttered apologies By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 08:00 am
Break Ups Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 08:35 am
Famewhores How do you dump a Vagina Virgin? Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:50 am
Maybe Gaybes Grammy Vagina Virgins: The Jonas Brothers As mentioned before, the little one, if I had to pick, is my favourite. I can hear my friends groaning already – of course he is, they’d say. Don’t even bother, Duana! I’m not hearing you! But seriously, the little one – Nick? – he’s the cutest and is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 04:50 am
Maybe Gaybes NYE Vagina Virgins Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown. We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 06:06 am
Maybe Gaybes LipGloss cockblocked! By his own girlfriend! Zac Efron took Vanessa Hudgens were courtside at the Laker game last night and even though his hero Leonardo DiCaprio was there too poor LipGloss was obliged to stay close to his alleged love interest. He looked much more excited last time, non? As if Leo By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 03:41 am
