Girly Throw Downs Teen Triangle! F-ck the Brange and Aniston. Teen cheating is what it’s all about. So Taylor Swift was dating one of the Jonas Brothers. Joe, I think? Whatever. They broke up, she decided not to take the discreet route, told everybody he did it over the phone, in like, 27 seconds, By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 02:06 am
Maybe Gaybes His expression, her expression Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway? Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 11:19 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Will at 40 Is damn fine. Look at that skin! Will Smith celebrated his 40th birthday yesterday and was joined by family at his son Trey’s football game. Do you see Carlton? It’s Carlton! Will shares his birthday with Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas… which has always had me wondering By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 03:52 am
Maybe Gaybes But where’s the witch boil??? First they said she removed it, then her people claimed she didn’t. Do you see it? Never mind the marriage to Dandy – THIS is the burning question. While we’re at it though… as you recall, it was reported last week that Matthew Broderick had been caught cheating on By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 03:15 am
Maybe Gaybes Kanye TV? Love him. So talented, so obnoxious, so insufferable, so unapologetic, and SO entertaining… Which is probably why HBO wants so badly to give him his own show, enlisting the services of the producer from Curb Your Enthusiasm to work on a “single-camera series that would follow the busy life of By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 03:12 am
Ebola Victims Another Maybe Gaybe Has a Baby Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:57 am
Maybe Gaybes Gaybe Claybe made a Baby??? Shiloh Jolie Pitt! TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken will be a father. The baby mother’s name is Jaymes Foster. Just to clarify, because in this case there should be clarification, Jaymes is a woman. A Woman. She’s David Foster’s sister and she was apparently artificially inseminated. By Lainey • May 29, 2008 06:53 am
Maybe Gaybes Who are the Hip Hop Homos? Terence Dean was an executive at MTV. He’s now about to release a book called Hiding in Hip Hop and word is he’ll be exposing the gays. Apparently there’s an underground “gay subculture” in the business and now everyone is wondering who’ll be outed. Said the By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 06:50 am
Maybe Gaybes Without Michael What a waste. A woman who looks like this reduced to old lady diamonds and ball gowns every time she steps out with her man. Does Zeta have a face or what? Gorgessity. Work done, yes. But gorgessity all the same. At the Australian premiere of Death Defying Acts today, By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 11:37 am
