Dumbass Bear is being watched An interesting article appeared on PEOPLE.com today titled: Jennifer Lopez Becoming Short-Tempered Around Casper Smart Whaaaat???? But they're not even married yet. Everyone knows she doesn't actually open her eyes and stop thinking with her dumb heart until she marries them and gives away too By Lainey • Aug 03, 2012 06:14 pm
Media Manipulation Co-ed Katie Katie Holmes was photographed in New York yesterday. Tom Cruise took Suri to Disney World so she's on her own in the city. She looks like a college student, non? It's yet another side of the new single Katie. She takes cabs. Her hair is long By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 12:45 pm
Media Manipulation Tom’s studio support Tom Cruise was photographed out for lunch this weekend in Malibu with Ron Meyer, head of Universal Studios which is distributing the upcoming Jack Reacher. Universal is obviously protecting its investment. Universal therefore is supporting Tom Cruise. Money, always money. Until he doesn’t make money which... is what they’ By Lainey • Jul 30, 2012 11:37 am
Dumbass Kristen Stewart’s problematic apology Click here if you missed my article last week about Kristen Stewart’s embarrassingly beggy public apology last week. As noted then, I think it was a mistake. A totally unnecessary mistake. And it ended up being an invitation to ask more questions, question more details, demand more information, a By Lainey • Jul 30, 2012 09:57 am
Dumbass But it wasn’t her vagina so that’s ok Right in line with Duana’s previous article, see below, Gossip Cop just posted the most ridiculous item about Kristen Stewart’s cheating: KRISTEN STEWART NEVER HAD SEX WITH RUPERT SANDERS (EXCLUSIVE) Gossip Cop is celebrity-friendly. The site appears to have a good relationship with celebrity publicists; its mission is By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 02:33 pm
Famewhores The other working mom in the city Whatever, Katie Holmes. Go on with your single freedom, taking cabs all over the place like you’re in gen pop now, and not combing your hair because life in New York as Courage Mom, superhero, is simply too busy. It can’t be more busy than Jessica Alba’s. By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 01:08 pm
Hook Ups Demi is not despondent It’s cheating day today, apparently. Which reminds me I received a really great message last week; I’ll post it at the end of this article. Over the last week or so, since Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been more and more apparently MORE, stories about a despondent By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 01:18 pm
Famewhores Is that you, Joey Potter? Check out Katie Holmes with her hair up in this purple dress for C Magazine. First of all, that’s an updo from 2002. But also... Total Joey Potter styles, right? Is that what Holmes & Yang, her clothing line, is for? Joey Potter? The C Magazine shoot happened a By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 11:28 am
Famewhores Shy Blake, Shy Ryan at LAX Of course they are. After all, somehow a lone pap found them in a dinky little town in Utah last year and just happened to catch them kissing and hugging, positioned right beside a sign bearing the name of her sister’s bed and breakfast. Click here for a refresher By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 10:18 am
Media Manipulation Eat, Pray, GOOP But first... Even though Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna won’t admit it openly, the two broke up a while ago. There were reports however that G was at MDNA in Hyde Park the other night. But no pictures. And she was confirmed to be at Pump in Chicago with Chris By Lainey • Jul 19, 2012 04:20 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Oh, you too Johnny? This is Johnny Depp at Nice airport today with his children Lily-Rose and Jack. Apparently they’re on holiday in the South of France. Given that he’s packing some beer along with them, perhaps they’re heading out on the boat? The boat is called Vajoliroja - Vanessa, Johnny, By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 04:10 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Sad Skinny Tom Here’s the new PEOPLE cover. As you can see, they picked a shot of his “sad eyes”. His world is “shattered”. It’s his “private pain”. That’s what we, the women, respond to isn’t it? Tom Cruise the victim? He is hurting. He needs a hug. That By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 11:31 am
Media Manipulation Pacing Anne Hathaway Have I mentioned how obsessed I am with Anne Hathaway’s hair? I have, I know. And it won’t stop. Here’s Anne, the Catwoman you all insist on hating, at the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises last night in New York. And that is a great dress By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 04:16 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie Holmes from Bountiful Bountiful is a small town in British Columbia, Canada. Of polygamists. I mean, it’s FAMOUS for the polygamy. Anyway, Duana made this brilliant observation yesterday about Katie Holmes’s hair: “I am seriously one to talk, but that long, never-tended hair on both of them feels kind of sister-wife By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 11:45 am
Girly Throw Downs Katie the Disciplinarian Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise continue to get papped incessantly in New York. They went to a pet store the other day. Suri wanted a puppy. Katie said no. Suri pouted. She ended up wailing on her way out. Good decision on Katie's part. Pet stores support puppy By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 11:55 am
Break Ups Suri In The City One day, if all goes according to plan, Katie Holmes’s plan that is, Suri Cruise will call herself a New Yorker. Katie intends for Suri to grow up in the city. I know she’s only 6 but do you see Suri Cruise as a New York City girl? By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 11:53 am
