Quiveration Adrien vs Spittle Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 09:30 am
Media Manipulation A crusty Clooney makes it up George Clooney’s crusty sh-t at the Oscars was widely noted, and not only on gossip blogs. He and the Italian Queen were way off game that night. Word is, during the ceremony, there was some stank floating between them too. After the awards, he was off to Hawaii, she’ By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 07:19 am
Media Manipulation Creating Sam Worthington Now here’s a PR strategy, a well executed sales pitch. Sam Worthington’s people, no doubt, will tell you there’s no manipulation involved here because it’s not necessary, because their client is that genuine, that authentic, that REAL, even in UNreal Hollywood. Sure. Whatever the reason it’ By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 05:29 am
Media Manipulation Can you see her hoo-hoo? The Bounty Hunter must be really sh-t. Because Jennifer Aniston is pulling out all the tricks. One trick in particular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in a shorter dress. This is not a bend over dress. This isn’t even a take wide steps dress. Yeah, By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 08:14 am
Media Manipulation Jen and an urecognisable Gerry That much hyped W Magazine cover. For weeks we were hearing that they went into the desert and practically f-cked for the cameras. And while that may have been the case during the shoot, the photos they’ve chosen to release speak to something decidedly less sexy. Jennifer Aniston and By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 02:38 am
Media Manipulation What are you trying to say? She’s a two time Oscar winner, and you already know my thoughts on that. And she won both awards playing androgynous characters. And she most recently played Amelia Earhart. And now all of a sudden she shows up at the Vanity Fair party pretty much forcing her tits down By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 08:36 am
Famewhores What are you up to... Hilary Duff? Just in case you haven’t seen them yet, the paps shot Mike Comrie proposing to Hilary Duff in Hawaii– click here to see the photos. Her people have since confirmed the engagement. The entire world is now also aware that he presented her with a $1 million By Lainey • Feb 24, 2010 07:19 am
Media Manipulation Pip and Clingy Fashion Week Jessica Biel was all over New York at the shows yesterday. She’s thinnified her body, she’s in with Wintour thanks to Justin Timberlake, now she’s trying to reinvent herself as a fashion girl, understanding that many of her more talented peers have signed prestigious endorsement contracts. Always By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 07:05 am
Sports The ultimate case study I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 10:40 am
BFFs Hollywood backscratchers Remember last year, when Madonna was supposedly f-cking ARod, they would steal away to Jerry Seinfeld’s place in the Hamptons? It seemed random, non? All favours in Hollywood are eventually repaid. Now Jerry Seinfeld is returning to television. It’s a reality show called The Marriage Ref featuring “opinionated By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 05:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Venetian Brange It’s been a week since the Brange killed the latest round of rumours about their split. And therefore a week since we’ve heard from Ian Halperin or the tabloids proclaiming Brad Pitt’s reunion with Jennifer Aniston. It’ll likely be another week until they conjure up another By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 04:21 am
Media Manipulation Lovebirds leaving together The pretend kind. After a few days in Mexico celebrating her birthday, Fabulous at 41! was photographed leaving via private plane with Spittle and friends yesterday. This of course just days after Spittle made out with some random on the street in Venice Beach, much to the embarrassment of Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 02:15 am
Pitt Porn Brange Bowl Pitt Porn WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 02:04 am
Famewhores She’s in the right neighbourhood Jennifer Aniston, SO private, has opened the doors of her multi mullion dollar home to Architectural Digest after spending 2.5 years and many more millions renovating it. Click here to read all about the luxe features including her bridge over the koi pond. Yeah, she would TOTALLY be your By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 06:48 am
Famewhores Shelfy + Taupe = Bore These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 01:57 am
Media Manipulation Mr Taupe is contrite Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave an By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 02:23 am
