Movie Reviews and Previews TMNT WTF? Variety reported yesterday that Megan Fox will star as April O’Neill in Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Bay also confirmed it on his website. It is not an animated movie. When Sarah messaged to tell me this, my first reaction was disappointment. Maybe a little sympathy. As By Lainey • Feb 22, 2013 02:07 pm
Smutty Surgery Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 12:32 pm
Jessica Alba Hushpuppy and Lindsay Lohan got robbed! But first... Can we play Photo Assumption on this shot of Megan Fox and Jessica Alba? Fox being there, I sort of understand, because she’s in This Is 40, coming out very soon. Alba...? What was Alba’s last movie? I don’t remember Alba’s last movie. Does By Lainey • Dec 13, 2012 12:02 pm
Famewhores Oh no, 8 cm isn’t private at all The rule from these assholes is that you’re not allowed to ask them about their personal lives. You’re not allowed to ask them if they’re dating X or if they broke up with Y. Because it’s private, they say. And it’s insulting to be talking By Lainey • Dec 12, 2012 03:36 pm
Smutty Surgery Post-Natal Pretend Face Megan Fox is promoting This Is 40. She was at a press conference in Beverly Hills the other day, one of her first official work engagements since having her baby, which, I don’t remember his name right now and can’t be bothered to Google but my point is By Lainey • Dec 03, 2012 03:44 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Unlikely Naming Skills: Fox and Green So Megan Fox and Brian (Austin) Green’s son was born at the end of September and we’re just now hearing about it. Does it make you love them a little bit? It does, right? I have bad news – you might be about to love them more. If you’ By Duana • Oct 17, 2012 04:07 pm
Famewhores Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now We had to wait a few days before getting access to these shots as they’d been held exclusively by other outlets that were able to bid at a higher level to publish them first and with a long lead time. As you can see, very obviously, Megan Fox and By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 04:35 pm
Dumbass Is there a behind-the-scenes? Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. But what about what happened behind-the-scenes? How much do By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 11:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Fast Bumps, Slow Bumps, and Salad Bumps People keep saying Megan Fox is pregnant. Was there an official confirmation? There was no official denial; I suppose that's the same thing. Some celebrities announce they're expecting and immediately their growing bump starts punching you in the face over and over and over again. Every By Lainey • Jun 07, 2012 03:37 pm
Josh Duhamel The Oscars & Transformers The Academy has released a trailer in advance of this year’s awards. Billy Crystal must be found. Celebrity cameos happen in service of his finding. And Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel get the most airtime... If you knew nothing about the Oscars, and you watched this preview, wouldn’t By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 10:34 am
Smutty Surgery It’s so puffy! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Puss in Boots LA yesterday which I will watch in theatres because...have you seen the trailer? It looks awesome. And early reviews are very, very good. The kids will love it. The grown-ups too. So it By Lainey • Oct 24, 2011 03:21 pm
Smutty Surgery Another monumental As IF Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher. Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 03:31 am
George Clooney Shia is not Clooney but he had sex w/Megan Fox New Details. Shia LaBeouf on the cover. I would LOVE to interview Shia. Because he hasn’t figured out the canned answer yet. He will open his mouth and give you the amazingness. This may be his best one yet. You will likely read excerpts over the next few days. By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 03:21 am
Smutty Surgery Photo Assumption: Megan Fox & the Other Under 30s Just for fun. From the Maui Film Festival. It’s Megan Fox with Olivia Wilde, Andrew Garfield, and Garrett Hedlund. All of them are receiving awards at the event. I’m not sure Megan’s award is acting related though... Anyway, the way I photo assume this first image it’ By Lainey • Jun 16, 2011 05:49 am
Girly Throw Downs Rethinking Megan Fox I interviewed Megan Fox on the red carpet at TIFF 2009. She was promoting Jennifer’s Body. She was just 23 at the time. She’d been shooting her mouth off for 2 years since Transformers. It was easy to dislike her. I disliked her. But after talking to her By Lainey • Jun 03, 2011 09:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews I miss Megan Fox Please. You might be wondering what sentence you just read. I’m still wondering what sentence I just wrote. Michael Bay has a way of turning your sh-t around in ways you least expect it to. Would you ever have expected to MISS Megan Fox? Or to, in comparison, actually By Lainey • May 19, 2011 06:11 am
