Smutty Surgery Multi-expression Pretend-Face Megan Fox attended the Celebration of Jaguar Design & 50th Anniversary of the E-Type last night in New York. Paid? She brought along husband Brian Austin Green. Seriously, David Silver is hot. I included though the shot of him standing behind her as she handled a few interviews. This happens By Lainey • Apr 21, 2011 07:32 am
Megan Fox Megan Fox is not over When Michael Bay fired Megan’s pretend face from Transformers 3, a lot of people proclaimed that it was done for her. I’ve noted on several occasions that I didn’t know if I agreed with that. Michael Bay makes big movies, certainly, but he’s also a dickhead. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2011 08:11 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm in the pool? I heard that Jon Hamm, his too-small bow tie, and Jennifer Westfeldt hit up the Chateau Marmont at some point after the Globes on Sunday night. And he jumped into the pool, underpants only. (Thanks N!) No one had the good sense to send me a blackberry photo. Sometimes it’ By Lainey • Jan 18, 2011 09:01 am
Girly Throw Downs Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:30 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat While you expand... Over the holidays, here’s Megan Fox in Hawaii with Brian Austin Green, not an ounce of fat on her. This body is a combination of youth and willpower. I mean, you have to be a disciplined bitch to maintain that kind of leanness. It’s a discipline I don’ By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 02:43 am
George Clooney Front row Italian thigh squeeze Oh Ely. You good, girl. You very, very good. Yesterday we were treated to photos – click here for a refresher – of the Italian Queen getting nuzzled by George Clooney upon arrival at Giorgio Armani in Milan. Today it’s the front row thigh squeeze. Look how she looks at him By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 03:48 am
Assy Style TIFF Style Best & Worst … so far Written by Sasha The fashion extravaganza has begun and it’s time for my weekend fashion round up! Diving straight into it, my vote for most fashionable couple! There were a lot of Hollywood duos out this weekend—Ben and Jen, Jon Hamm and long time lady Jennifer, and Marion By Lainey • Sep 13, 2010 11:39 am
Quiveration Bill Murray memories & please don’t be mad at me I don’t hate on Megan Fox as hard as other people. She says dumb sh-t. She has a weird pretend face. She’s crazy and temperamental. But I have more time for Megan than, say, Shelfy. Which doesn’t mean I love her, of course not. Just that, well, By Lainey • Sep 13, 2010 05:37 am
Movie Reviews and Previews It’s all coming to TIFF Holy. Sh-t. More TIFF announcements, more major additions, so many world premieres at this year’s film festival including the Midnight Madness line-up and more potential award winners to the schedule covering the entire spectrum from elder Hollywood statesman to dirty tramps and roughnecks. Clint Eastwood will be in Toronto By Lainey • Aug 17, 2010 05:32 am
Smutty Surgery Teens love Pretend Face You keep asking whether or not Megan Fox will have a career now that she’s been dumped from Transformers. Well... if the teens are deciding, and the teens decide an awful lot these days, it looks like she doesn’t have to worry yet. Megan was voted Choice Hottie By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 03:22 am
Quiveration Love the way you lie As you know, I have an Eminem problem. I can easily lose an hour or two on Shady googling. And I could definitely lose an hour watching him in this video. Have you seen it? Rihanna is great. Eminem is talking to my lady business. Dominic Monaghan tries his best. By Lainey • Aug 06, 2010 05:29 am
Books Megan Fox, The Hunger Games, and where to eat Last Wednesday, the night I ate those bad clams and almost lost the will to live, I was out for dinner with someone who lives in LA who was telling a story about eating at the Cheesecake Factory and I was like –there’s food at the Cheesecake Factory? And By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 08:01 am
Megan Fox Marriage Analysis So their previous engagement lasted over 2 years and ended up broken. This engagement was a week long and culminated in a wedding. As you know, Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green in Hawaii, confirmed by their reps. I find it surprising that it’s the first for both. Shall By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 05:54 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jonah Hexed Written by Sarah Do you believe in voodoo? I do. Call it superstition, karma, witchcraft, bad juju. I believe that “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” And I walked right into a black magic trap over the weekend. I went By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 08:05 am
Smutty Surgery Her pretend face at the premiere Megan Fox’s weird pretend face was looking more weird and pretend than ever last night at the Hollywood premiere of Jonah Hex. Something about how flat the hair is on top, and the shape of her hair, it’s not a flattering look, it’s kinda like an alien By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:20 am
Megan Fox Unemployed and no photoshop Megan Fox spent the long weekend with Brian Austin Green in Hawaii not appearing to be too broken up about being replaced by that hot British model in Transformers 3. Fox will soon start heavy promotion for Jonah Hex. And not a bad way to kick it off given that By Lainey • May 31, 2010 07:58 am
