Dumbass Kristen Stewart: a Megan Fox moment Kristen Stewart is featured this month in Elle UK. Click here for the scans. The photographs are cute and sexy and irreverent, the interview is rather unremarkable save for a cheeky moment at the end when she shows the reporter a personal photo of what’s assumed to be Stewart By Lainey • May 31, 2010 07:30 am
Gorgessity Megan Fox’s replacement You wish Ashley Greene. Michael Bay was rather swift about finding a replacement for Megan Fox. Just Jared is reporting that taking over for her in Transformers 3 will be British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 23 years old, known for her Victoria’s Secret body, and was all over Jason Statham By Lainey • May 28, 2010 03:06 am
Girly Throw Downs Calling all starlets And they’re all calling their agents. Because Megan Fox has given them all a gift. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Fox will not be a part of Transformers 3. Nikki Finke at Deadline first broke the story yesterday – that Michael Bay had had enough of Fox’ By Lainey • May 20, 2010 02:56 am
Girly Throw Downs Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo? During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking movie By Lainey • May 10, 2010 03:46 am
Smutty Surgery Megan Fox’s pretend face Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 05:32 am
Assy Style Posh’s replacement is a brand mistake Megan Fox has taken over from Victoria Beckham at Armani underwear. The new ads have been released. Megan, unlike Victoria however, is allowed to wear some real clothes. Not sure what that’s all about. Here’s the problem with Armani’s Fox selection – and it has nothing to do By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 03:59 am
Girly Throw Downs Best of 2009: Blanchett BitchFace Somehow Megan Fox ended up front row at Armani in Paris. It was revealed later that she is the brand’s new underwear spokesperson. Photo Assumption says that that decision doesn’t seem to have been very well received by longtime Armani fan Ms Cate Blanchett, a style icon who By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 03:09 am
Girly Throw Downs Thumbs > Posh Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 04:37 am
Lainey Interviews About the Jennifer’s Body screening Thursday night to kick off Midnight Madness at TIFF – a screening for Jennifer’s Body starring, as you know, Megan Fox as a high school girl and boy murdering demon written by Diablo Cody. Starting with Diablo Cody… I had Diablo Cody fatigue after Juno. If I’m honest though, By Lainey • Sep 12, 2009 06:49 am
Maple Leaf No Tongue or Thumb for Seth LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 06:12 am
Twats Tongue Thumb vs Twi-Hards Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that there By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 09:41 am
Megan Fox Tongue and Thumb are coming to TIFF The Toronto International Film Festival has released more features on its schedule, most notably Jennifer’s Body on Midnight Madness Opening Night. You know what that means? Megan Fox headlines Jennifer’s Body. It’s her first non-Transformers film. There’s no doubt she’ll come to Toronto to support By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 05:10 am
Style Cate and the riffraff At the Armani Prive show in Paris, Mr Armani showing off his range of clientele – from the pathetic Elsa Pataky, no longer dating Adrien Brody and therefore no longer posing au cheese at his faux castle, and the trash ass of Megan Fox who cannot keep her mouth closed, to By Lainey • Jul 07, 2009 05:56 am
Johnny Depp You stay away from him Megan Fox brought her brand of low classy poor man’s Angelina to Letterman today and spiced it up with a little Dita von Teese. The Fox is feeling triumphant. Her movie, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, despite getting annihilated by critics, just set a box office record for a By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 12:10 pm
Frauds No thumb in Germany Amazingly enough, Megan Fox managed to keep her thumb out of her mouth on Saturday for the German leg of the Transformers promotional tour. Body is killer. That face though – again with that waxy wannabe Jolie face. From some angles you’d actually think this was her wax figure, non? By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 02:30 am
Twats Do you want to f-ck her thumb? Because she’s making it seem like it’s f-ckable. If only this could keep her from talking so much sh-t. Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf, who supposedly has creative uses for his own thumb, were in Paris today promoting Transformers. As you can see, the Poor Man’s Jolie By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 07:54 am
