Megan Fox Megan vs Middle America Something is up with me today. I should call my mother. This is Megan Fox on the Transformers promotional train in Korea. Really like her dress. That’s a first. But how much plastic surgery has this girl had? Was she born with that face? Doubtful. Anyway, say what you By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 08:09 am
Gorgessity Sienna in Spain She turned up there today promoting a new fragrance for Hugo Boss called Boss Orange. Looks really pretty, looks very relaxed, and seems to be enjoying being single for a change. Good. But bad too. There are many married men out there. Or maybe Sienna’s tastes have changed. Maybe By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 07:38 am
Twats Foxy Wax Face Remember when Angelina showed up on carpet after carpet this past awards season with a weird waxy face? Guess who borrowed it last night for the Movie Awards? Her imitator. The Poor Man’s Jolie Megan Fox. Give.It.Up. Bathed in grease and fighting Christina Ricci’s forehead with By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:03 am
Twats Even through security… She has a porn star face. This is why Megan Fox will always be a skin rag girl. Low rent. Megan was photographed today at LAX heading out for a couple of quick days of promotion before returning by Sunday for the Movie Awards. She and Michael Bay will introduce By Lainey • May 28, 2009 01:52 pm
Twats More AssTalk from the Fox Still can’t believe she and John Mayer haven’t hooked up yet. He’s a depraved douchebag, she’s as stripper skank as they come. And neither of them can stop yapping. Perfect together. Please make it happen. Anyway, we’re a month away from Transformers which means we’ By Lainey • May 13, 2009 07:37 am
Dumbass Her kind of man Megan Fox covers the new issue of Elle and reveals that she’s not interested in guys in their 20s because she’s too articulate for them: “Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is By Lainey • May 07, 2009 12:15 pm
Hook Ups Mayer & Friends...and Fox? 'One Splendid Evening with John Mayer and Friends' benefit on the new Carnival Cruise ship Carnival Splendor last night. Friends did not include Jennifer Aniston but did include Jordin Sparks, Gavin Rossdale, Eve, and even Kevin McKidd. You know him from Rome. Or, if you’re still watching By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 04:23 am
Break Ups Opening the door for Mayer and Fox Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships? Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Last week he was ordering By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:14 am
Twats Toxic tweaky love Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were in Santa Monica together yesterday dining together at the Ivy by the Shore obviously unable to stay apart. Or maybe she hasn’t found anyone better to launch off to yet. Unfortunately the night after they hung out Robert Pattinson took off for By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 04:32 am
Hook Ups Vancouver Vampire and a Fox Yes. I can confirm that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are currently in Vancouver prepping for the Twilight Sequel New Moon. Go get her Emily! Arrived yesterday late afternoon, Rob was taken out a side/back entrance to avoid being attacked by twi-hards. Ugh. In my city. They are nothing By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 05:05 am
Famewhores Because John Mayer didn’t call Megan Fox was spotted out and about furniture shopping with not so ex Brian Austin Green today before heading back to his place. So are they or aren’t they? Who the f-ck cares? The point is she’s NOT with John Mayer. Because he didn’t take advantage and By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 02:45 pm
Break Ups Waiting for John Mayer She’s keeping her options open, making sure there’s always a Plan B. Us Weekly broke the story earlier this week that Megan Fox finally cut it off with her dead weight fiancé Brian Austin Green. She was spotted this afternoon however visiting Brian’s son Cassius at school. By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 09:59 am
Break Ups Tell John Mayer… That Megan Fox is single. Because she is totally his type. This is after all a dude who used to admit to racking up thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on internet porn and phone sex. Something tells me Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly the go-to beat off inspiration By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 08:47 am
Anne Hathaway Intelligence is irrelevant 10 million votes were tallied and AskMen.com has compiled the “definitive” list of 99 Most Desirable Women for 2009. “Readers are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value in a potential companion, like intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition. The By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 07:00 am
Twats Is this a man? Debatable. His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him? Oh yeah…him. Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 02:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Big Boy Bitch Fight Adults open hand slapping each other. No, not an episode of Real Housewives but two major Hollywood directors engaged in a blockbuster pissing contest. Amazing. Michael Bay is the director of many well known mindless summer blow-em-up movies and most recently Transformers. The sequel Revenge of the Fallen is due By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 07:56 am
