Assy Style Globes Worst: Megan Fox A major event red carpet can be a great equaliser. Without the false hype generated by a calculated single-focus strategy on behalf of one star, awards shows like the Globes separate the top from the bottom. The true celebrities from the pretenders. And this is Megan Fox. On a night By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 05:52 am
Assy Style Megan Meh Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont. Like…do you care? Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 02:38 am
Angelina Jolie Megan Fox carpet stealer Poor man’s Angelina has been shooting her mouth off lately about lesbian lovers, about sexual freedom, about touching her man’s balls in public… But really… Hasn’t it all been done before? Angie f*cked women, Angie f&cked everyone else, Angie and Billy Bob f& By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 02:57 am
Twats The Fox and her Bag Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go. This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 05:08 am
Break Ups Not Free… Yet It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 11:55 am
Bitch please Sit DOWN Megan Fox Megan Fox changed halfway through the show last night. Two outfits – one for the carpet, one for presenting on stage. Really??? Her??? Really?? The poor man’s Angelina Jolie? TWO DRESSES? Bitch… please!!! Megan Fox is, at best, a Blender girl. Crack open a skin rag – there are easily at By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 01:03 am
Megan Fox Megan Fox & Seth Cohen Chuck Bass hasn’t made you forget about Seth Cohen, has he? This just in! Exclusive! Diablo Cody’s Juno follow-up is a film called Jennifer’s Body, with Jason Reitman producing and starring Megan Fox, the ghetto Angelina Jolie. Adam Brody has just been confirmed to the cast… and By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 07:09 am
Megan Fox How Much Longer? Megan Fox. They’re trying to make her out to be the next Angelina Jolie. Really? To me they all look the same - Clooney’s exes Krista Allen and Lisa Snowden, Megan Fox…I call them Blender Girls. Can’t tell them apart. But everyone saw her in Transformers, By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 08:00 pm
