BFFs Michael Fassbender’s drinking buddies Michael Fassbender was in Jonah Hex???????????? This is what I just wrote to Sarah on BBM. Followed by... HAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I only learned this because I did a search on the photo database for “Josh Brolin + Michael Fassbender” and these shots of him with Brolin and Megan Fox at Comic-Con came By Lainey • Mar 12, 2013 02:02 pm
BFFs Messy Wing-Douches It's like they were meant to be friends, Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler. Picture it -- both sweaty and red-faced, both spray spit when they talk, both ...leer. Now they get to leer together. Which is a fantasy for some women and for others, like me, is straight By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 01:07 pm
Amazingness Jodie Foster comes out at the Golden Globes When does the Cecil B DeMille Award recipient ever take over the Golden Globes? Never, right? It’s the only moment of the show without suspense. The whole room knows, weeks and weeks in advance, who’s getting it. And even if the recipient gives a great speech, it’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 02:57 pm
BFFs RDJ to present to Jodie When the Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced last month that Jodie Foster would receive the Cecil B DeMille award at the Golden Globes this year, I wrote that it would be amazingly awkward, though perhaps unlikely, that it would be Mel Gibson to present it to her. Click here for By Lainey • Dec 03, 2012 10:25 am
Mel Gibson Here’s a sign that you’re done Written by Jacek It’s been a while since I’ve written and because this piece lacks a boob analysis component and I’ll largely be speaking out of my ass if I attempt to put much more than the basic facts into it, I’ll keep this quick. People By Lainey • Oct 22, 2010 09:24 am
Girly Throw Downs Dear Mel: you’re done It’s been two weeks of Mel Gibson leaks. Summary: he’s racist, he’s allegedly abusive, he allegedly beat the sh-t out of his baby mother Oksana Grigorieva, and they’re haggling over it in court, and there are tapes. She denies releasing the tapes. And so far there By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 11:03 am
Douchebags Midlife Cock kills The Beaver The midlife cock belongs to Mel Gibson for obvious reasons. The Beaver is the title of his upcoming film, directed by Jodie Foster, originally planned for release in October. That is until this week, when Radar published excerpts from recordings of an abusive argument alleged to involve Gibson and his By Lainey • Jul 02, 2010 05:05 am
Golddiggers Russian Polish Drama I wrote about the Russian drama a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher. Now the Russian drama has taken on a Polish twist. See? That Oksana doesn’t play. She promised some good smut and (for her) a payday at the end of it. Looks like she’s By Lainey • May 10, 2010 04:33 am
Break Ups Russian Drama Please. There’s nothing like it. Michelle, Duana, and I were on a trip in Europe a couple of years ago along with a group of Russian journalists. Jesus. The drama. Every day they’d roll in late, they’d hold up the bus, they’d clean out the minibar By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 03:17 am
Douchebags The Passion of The Beaver Too easy. And there are more. I’m sure you can think of a few. It’s Mel Gibson on set in NY with his hand shoved up a stuffed beaver filming a movie called The Beaver. No doubt it’ll be an Oscar contender. Actually… His old friend Jodie By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 12:26 pm
Quiveration Brad and Sugar Tits This should have been the awards show that was telecast live instead of that Kids’ Choice MTV f-ckery last night. It’s Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and director David Fincher celebrating Fight Club as the recipient of a coolest sh-t hall of fame award. Or something. At the Spike TV By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 04:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mail order golddigger works fast Oksana is pregnant. The National Enquirer broke the story first, now TMZ is confirming it. Who? Oksana. That cheesy looking piece Mel Gibson dragged out to Wolverine a few weeks ago. Remember how smug they looked? For her it’s because she’s secured herself a crazy bank account. For By Lainey • May 19, 2009 12:33 am
Douchebags Horny, Smug, and Rude It’s Mel Gibson, 53 years old, divorcing his wife of 28 years, on the carpet at the Wolverine premiere last night looking like he just set a Cialis record. Horny. Next to him, his new Russian action, a broad called Oksana who, judging from the expression on her face, By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 02:37 am
Break Ups He’s single… But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 06:55 am
Jude Law Britney gets Lawyer...why? She left rehab, she met with a lawyer called Blair Berk who has repped Mel Gibson and Reese Witherspoon in the past. Mel for his blubbering drunken tirade, Reese for pappy intrusion. Not known why Britney went in for the meeting though it"s not likely to do with By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Denise Richards Isaiah Washington: A Gay-cist AND a Liar And a f&cking moron too. Next time you try to cover up calling your friend and colleague a Faggot, don’t do it in front a hundred journalists ready to eat you alive. First Katherine Heigl went for his throat, now TR Knight is – rightly so – going in By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
