Met Gala 2010 Chris Pine, Met Gala 2010 Here are some new shots of Chris Pine and Annabelle Wallis out for a walk with the dogs this weekend. Since today was supposed to be the Met Gala, I’m looking back on some of the people we’re featuring today and their past Met Gala appearances. As far By Lainey • May 04, 2020 02:46 pm
Assy Style Kristen Wiig: Worst Met Colour Orange is not her colour. And this dress by Stella McCartney is NOT FOR THE MET GALA. Why am I shouting? Because I am mad at her. She was almost the overall Worst. What is that lace? What is that material? What is this effort? You don’t want to By Lainey • May 08, 2012 10:26 am
Assy Style MET Jessicas: Alba & Biel Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:38 am
Gorgessity MET Jumpy Claps: Sienna & Jude I’m the loser who jumpy clapped when the photos started uploading. Of Sienna Miller arriving with Jude Law arm in arm at the Met Gala 5 years after calling off their nuptials post NannyGate. They’ve been dodging it for months. Even though it was established, even though there By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:10 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat MET Best Hair: SJP She does a hair flower better than anyone else. I want to do a hair flower one day. But mine is so slippery the flower wouldn’t stay. And I’d keep cocking my head to one said and my neck would crick. Fashion, so often, is about suffering. It By Lainey • May 04, 2010 07:36 am
Posing MET Pain: Renee Zellweger Does that hurt? Because it looks like it hurts. To be her. It looks like it hurts a lot to be Renee Zellweger. Some stars, you see them, you feel comfortable, at ease, very relaxed. Other stars, like Renee, as soon as the photo comes up you cringe, there’s By Lainey • May 04, 2010 07:21 am
Gorgessity MET Perfection: Gisele & Tom You have to see them in person. It’s CRAZY. The double gorgessity is CRAZY. Having seen them live before, at this event, pre-engagement and babies and loving it up hardcore, I know what it must have been like last night. They are ridiculous. I once walked by a colleague By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:58 am
Assy Style MET Dark Spirits: Maggie Gyllenhaal Points for trying something different. And only Maggie G could have pulled it off. But no points for scaring me. Maybe if it was a different colour. But the way it is now, with her face so severe, and the fabric like storm clouds gathered around her legs, like there By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:22 am
Assy Style MET Cinderellas: Jennifer Lopez & Anne Hathaway Am surprised Anne Hathaway was able to leave the event unscathed, without a knife wound in her side, a gift from Jennifer Lopez for essentially wearing the same dress. It was the same dress. Different designers but it was the same dress. Cinderella dress. Princess dress. Cotillion dress. The same By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:53 am
Gorgessity MET Most Dashing: Joshua Jackson How f-cking cute is Joshua Jackson? SO cute. And he’s so great at this event, year after year. Always. I spoke to him the first time he attended with Diane Kruger and he had to wait for her while she posed and he told me about how he pretty By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:38 am
Assy Style MET White-Off: Kiki vs Swifty Kiki. I’m with Kiki. You? Kirsten Dunst is wearing Rodarte for Gap. Compared to Emma Watson, as far as a one shoulder goes, Kiki’s is so much more interesting, especially the back. Quirky but still elegant, with personality, and totally suited to the night particularly paired with those By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:20 am
Style MET Let Down: Emma Watson You’re shouting at me, I am wincing, and I am sorry. Because as you know, I love her so much. Sometimes in a way that might be considered off side. Like... I feel like she’s ours a little. The way we watched her grow, how proud we are By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:58 am
Assy Style MET Ventriloquist: Christina Hendricks It’s that f-cking thing on her shoulder that’s the same colour as her hair so when I first starting going through the images and pulled this up I recoiled in horror because I actually thought Phoebe Price tried to crash the event with a ventriloquist dummy. It is By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:37 am
Assy Style MET Lavender Ass: Rosario Dawson & Carey Mulligan Pink, lavender, whatever... it’s ... objectionable. Like really, really insulting. I mean, that colour, it should be outlawed, with few exceptions, for people over 6, 7 max. And those weird tit cups. And that black bow. And that goddamn feather ruffle skirt. Anna please put a ban on this sh-t. By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:27 am
Style MET Pants: Tina Fey Duana emailed while the photos were being loaded last night and told me to get online so we could argue about the dress porn. But the game was on. And I couldn’t disturb the energy. So we emailed instead. But we only ended up discussing Tina Fey. Duana thought By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:07 am
Style MET Doppelganger: Elizabeth Banks Some might say the tights are overkill. From the side she actually looks like she’s carrying an animal rug or a portable resting mat. Love it or hate it though, this is not Elizabeth Banks’s biggest problem. Did you open the photos and think for a second that By Lainey • May 04, 2010 03:39 am
