Assy Style Met Worst: Livia Firth I’m sorry! I know! It’s a terrible thing to say. And I love Colin Firth, you know I love him SO much. But... I need you take a look at Livia’s... PANTS. THOSE ARE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those are, like, khaki capri pants. So... she dropped her kids off By Lainey • May 03, 2011 08:40 am
Style Best Met: Michelle Williams Laura and I, who happily delight in Kristen Bell’s failures together, are fighting over this. Not because we disagree. But we because we agree. And we both want. It’s mine, she said. And I told her to step off. Is it me and Laura against the world? You By Lainey • May 03, 2011 08:18 am
Style Met GOOP replay Gwyneth Paltrow was among the many who wore no-colour last night at the Met Ball. While her Stella McCartney was an improvement over the no-colour choices she showed off on Oscar night – click here for a refresher - it was, for me, meh at best. Not terribly inspiring, not terribly By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:55 am
BFFs Met SEX: Blake Lively Her tits are not pouring out. Her ass is not hanging out. In fact, Blake Lively has probably never been more covered. And somehow, this girl, still she throws it out there all the time: SEX, SEX, SEX. Right? The way that sheet covers half her body, it’s like By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:34 am
Style Met Spider Girls – Emma Stone & Kirsten Dunst Whoever makes the decisions up there, the governing power pulling the fate strings, she is a Bitch. She is a bitch who keeps giving us little gifts. It is during these times, these times of fashion and red carpets, that I know for sure we are not alone. How else By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:19 am
Assy Style Met Pathetic: Kristen Bell And... sadly... Isla Fisher. There are so many things I cherish about my friend Laura but nothing more than the glee with which she hates on Kristen Bell. Laura is also my producer – in Cannes, at the Oscars, all over the world including Sundance where we forever bonded over mutual By Lainey • May 03, 2011 07:04 am
Style Best Met Black: Leighton Meester Maybe I’m partial to this because it’s a dress I would totally buy for myself... if I could afford Louis Vuitton. Love it so much. SO MUCH. And on her it’s just so well done. The sleek ponytail, the subdued makeup, the earrings... It’s perfect. But. By Lainey • May 03, 2011 06:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Met Worst Sateen: Madonna Stella McCartney is obviously trying to stay out of it, whatever it is between Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. She dressed them both. Madonna however did not sit with Stella and her usual girls. G and Stella were with Kate Hudson and Rashida Jones and Iman and I think Rihanna, while By Lainey • May 03, 2011 06:29 am
Style Best Met Colour: Jennifer Lopez I already know we’re going to fight about this. We might fight about this harder than anything else we fight about all day. Because I get it, you hate the f-ckin’ floral shrug. You’re offended by the floral shrug. It’s not my favourite, no, I’m not By Lainey • May 03, 2011 06:16 am
Style Best Met Sateen: Freida Pinto You know sateen can be trouble as a rule. At etalk our producers have a no sateen policy when it comes to live events. Especially Michelle. You’ve already heard me too many times complaining about imaginary lumps and bumps. Even here, on Freida Pinto, there are a few. Without By Lainey • May 03, 2011 06:03 am
Met Gala 2011 Met Chaise: Kristen Stewart Well, the back is certainly better than the front. To me the zigzag on it though might be a little extra, kinda like crinkle cut fries, and unnecessary with all the business happening in the pattern, but it’s definitely an improvement on the front which is too heavy across By Lainey • May 03, 2011 05:45 am
Girly Throw Downs Met Glee-off: Dianna Agron & Lea Michele How did they both end up in red? They can try to convince me until they’re red in the face that they did it “on purpose” but there is no way I’d believe it. I would however totally buy it if you tell me in two weeks that By Lainey • May 03, 2011 05:28 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat Met Back-Hard Pose-Hard: Renee Zellweger As I’ve already noted on previous occasions, it is not a relaxing exercise watching Renee Zellweger posing on a carpet. So much effort is involved. The first time I covered the Costume Institute Gala it was with my friend Lara – hi Lara!!! – and we were obviously jerking off over By Lainey • May 03, 2011 05:09 am
Assy Style Met Disappointing: Naomi Watts Jesus. What just happened? I can see the seam on the shoulder because it’s sheer overlay which... gross. As in from the bowels of bad bridal, you know? All of it. From the belt to the cascading bedazzlement and again the no-colourness that seemed to prevail last night, this By Lainey • May 03, 2011 04:48 am
Style Except for Daphne Guinness ... This is a continuation of the thought expressed in the SJP article. About no one really bringing it. But for Daphne Guinness. She’s 43. An artist, an heiress, once married to a Greek shipping tycoon, these are the people who exist on yachts and in castles, who can afford By Lainey • May 03, 2011 04:34 am
Style Met Sober: SJP I mean sober as in serious, but I can understand why you might think it’s the other way. Her husband however wasn’t ignoring her as her date last night. So there’s that. It was no surprise that Sarah Jessica Parker chose McQueen last night to honour the By Lainey • May 03, 2011 04:21 am
