Assy Style Met Worst 2012: Kate Upton We’re arguing about a lot today. But I doubt we’re arguing about this, right? There was no one worse than this. Kate Upton apparently went to Anna Wintour and asked for a ticket, offering to pay her own way in. I hate to say it...but you can By Lainey • May 08, 2012 02:55 pm
Style Young, fresh, and boxy at the Met: Carey Mulligan & Kristen Stewart Beautiful girls, both. And willing to experiment. The results aren’t necessarily perfect but there is imagination here, there is spark, and if this is any indication, there’s much to look forward to in Kristen Stewart’s collaboration with Balenciaga. LOVE the tank he’s put her in on By Lainey • May 08, 2012 02:29 pm
Gorgessity Pull back at the Met: Rihanna in Tom Ford Succeeding where Cameron Diaz couldn’t... Rihanna doesn’t get enough credit for how fashionably astute she is. You expect her to show up here with horns or vagina-riding a surfboard, some kind of crazy, and instead she lets Tom Ford do exactly what Tom Ford does best. Tom Ford By Lainey • May 08, 2012 02:02 pm
Style Met Gala Ribs & Breasts: Gwyneth Paltrow Writing “ribs & breasts” just made me hungry. Have been eating clean for days. God I would love a rib. Just one rib. Gwyneth Paltrow gave us ribs last night at the Met Gala with a serving of side breast. I don’t actually mind the side breast. That’s By Lainey • May 08, 2012 01:41 pm
Assy Style Met Gala Beauty Block: Jessica Biel I honestly don’t know why this fringe is still in play. It covers everything. There’s nothing left to see. Some faces... sure. Some faces have some things to hide. I wish I could hide my nose, my droopy eyelid, and the part of my jaw that dips lower By Lainey • May 08, 2012 01:29 pm
Assy Style Good above the neck at the Met Gala Did Cameron stay close to Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce last night? Did they keep a 3 table separation, minimum, between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel? Cammie brought her game face though, didn’t she? Look at her face. She looks great in the face. Prettier and fresher than she’s By Lainey • May 08, 2012 01:08 pm
Gorgessity Best Met Fringe: Marion Cotillard I’m not a fringe fan. That’s partly feng shui and, well, look at Jessica Biel. We’ll get to her in a minute. If there’s one person who can do a fringe though, it’s Marion Cotillard. The difference? Hers is super choppy and short. With hers By Lainey • May 08, 2012 12:56 pm
Gorgessity Met Worst Couple Try: Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Have you read Nicole Krauss’s The History Of Love? It’s such a beautiful, devastating book, you really should if you haven’t already. Anyway, there’s a part near the beginning as we’re being introduced to old Leo Gursky, who seems to finding ways to put off By Lainey • May 08, 2012 12:32 pm
Assy Style Big Ass Met Train: Beyonce They probably had to hire extra staff at the venue to move her around and up and down in this Givenchy. I suppose if there’s anyone who can maneuver her way around a dress... You’ve seen Beyonce on tour right? I have been bitching about feathers all day. By Lainey • May 08, 2012 12:19 pm
Style Met Gala China Pattern: Sarah Jessica Parker Pretty sure we’re spitting at each other we are fighting so hard over this one. You’re all like what the f-ck, right? But go back to the beginning for the word on boring. Boring is much worse than ugly. And besides, is it ugly? Really? I think it’ By Lainey • May 08, 2012 11:58 am
Jock Smut Met Bachelor: Tim Tebow I don’t give a sh-t about Tim Tebow and the Jets are a joke for signing him but I needed to report something and get it out of the way so this is why he’s here. You know that new show The Choice? Click here for a refresher. By Lainey • May 08, 2012 11:32 am
Style Diane Kruger: Best Met Colour Very much like this purple mostly because I never thought I’d see her in it. Same goes for the shape of the Prada dress. Again with those goddamn feathers. But here’s where style instinct comes into play. Diane Kruger resists the urge to trick out her hair like By Lainey • May 08, 2012 11:15 am
Style Kirsten Dunst & Rodarte at the Met Gala 2012 What’s the difference between Mary Kate Olsen and Kirsten Dunst? With MK I feel like she goes out of her way to be Other, so that you can smell her Other from the next room, forcing its way into your room, until you throw your hands up and surrender. By Lainey • May 08, 2012 11:04 am
Met Gala 2012 Met Olsen: Mary Kate If Mary Kate Olsen showed up at the Met Gala and won the majority of the style vote from the masses, in her mind she would have failed. MK isn’t interested in appealing to the PEOPLE.com readership. Sure, I get that. I get that this is a statement, By Lainey • May 08, 2012 10:42 am
Style Cate Blanchett: Met Gala disappointment Sorry. I’m not saying it sucks. I’m not saying it’s Paula Patton. But by Cate Blanchett standards, I am underwhelmed. It’s fitted black with a high collar and another f-cking feathered skirt. And it’s McQueen. It has to be the tamest, most restrained McQueen in By Lainey • May 08, 2012 10:37 am
Girly Throw Downs Kate Bosworth: Met Matchy Matchy Kate Bosworth and Gwyneth Paltrow both wore Prada. I’m ...not sure G would have been aware of that beforehand. You know. Not overly impressed with the feathers here because it only works on someone with no curves and no body fat - trust me, regular size women look super By Lainey • May 08, 2012 10:30 am
