Movie Reviews and Previews More movie stars at the Emmys A new teaser trailer has been released for HBO’s Behind The Candelabra with Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon playing his lover Scott Thorson, directed by Steven Soderbergh. Can’t wait, can’t wait, can’t wait to see this. May 26 in Canada and the US but By Lainey • Apr 01, 2013 11:37 am
Oscars 2013 Oscar Lipsynch: Catherine Zeta-Jones I couldn’t come up with it in 140 words or less on Twitter in time but my point is -- did you have a reaction to the fact that Michael Douglas and Jane Fonda make more sense than Michael Douglas and Catherine-Zeta Jones…? Many of you thought it was By Lainey • Feb 25, 2013 05:34 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Zeta’s grey dress Not really feeling the asymmetrical hemline or the fact that it seems unfinished though I suppose it’s tricky with that fabric. This kind of dress always reminds me of leg kicks, pirouettes, and jazz hands. By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 09:28 am
Amazingness One minute acting A lot of you have been sending me this today: the New York Times video featuring (mostly) world class actors “acting” for a minute. Let’s call this what it is, ok? It’s a little pretentious and contrived. Come on now… The black and white, the music, the self By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 07:20 am
Smutty Surgery Zeta has an LA Face Do you remember LA Face? Click here if you need a refresher on LA Face. Dude, Catherine Zeta-Jones is walking around with LA Face. A bad case of LA Face. LA Face was on display last night at the Tony Awards where she won Best Actress in a Musical. LA By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 06:32 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Can a movie be watchable and a mess all at once? Because at no time during Money Never Sleeps was I bored or not entertained but at the same time I can’t tell you it’s a good movie. What I can say is that there’s no sense By Lainey • May 17, 2010 02:52 am
Gorgessity A united front She’s from that school where they teach you to always stand by and stick it through. Catherine Zeta-Jones was well trained in this respect, especially when there are other sh-tty situations to contend with. The Zetas of the world, they don’t crumble in crisis. She steels herself and By Lainey • May 11, 2010 09:02 am
Photo Assumption Photo Assumption: Michael & Zeta It’s been a while since they’ve been officially out together in public despite living in high profile New York. Catherine Zeta-Jones is working on Broadway and Michael Douglas was shooting Wall Street 2 with the terrible title. Last night the couple stepped on a carpet – first time what By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 07:50 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 04:46 am
Dumbass Dumb title portends more? As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 12:11 pm
Girlcrushes Carey in a gown On the Met steps last night shooting a father daughter scene with Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone. Now that’s a gown. And I love the colour. And she is beautiful. And I’m so sorry but am in studio all day for several shoots, and had a deadline on By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 04:53 am
Amazingness Gird yourself This will be a very immature article. If you’re looking for cerebral content for adults, you should probably skip to the next. But given his wanky ass treatment of his (ex?) girlfriend Carey Mulligan the other night, it totally seems appropriate. To point out that Shia LaBeouf seems to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 02:55 am
Catherine Zeta Jones Wife & Escort Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones celebrated their birthdays on Friday. He turned 65 and she, um, says she’s 40. Here they are, heading out to celebrate the weekend, with his tourist shirt and crazy old man hair and her chauffeur cap exiting what looks like the lobby of a By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 02:59 am
Assy Style She dresses her real age Or his age. Supposedly she’s not yet 40. Don’t know anyone who believes this. You? Last night Catherine Zeta Jones accompanied her husband Michael Douglas to the AFI Tribute in his honour. This dress is ok, I guess, for a 60 year old? Like, her mother in law By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 04:38 am
Style Ghosts, Girlfriends, and a Geriatric Last night at the Hollywood premiere of The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, also known as How to Lose a Guy in the Fool’s Gold Sahara - Matthew McConaughey brought his baby mother along as costar Taupe Jennifer Garner hit her first carpet since giving birth to 2nd daughter Seraphina. By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 04:08 am
Assy Style Leo Gordon Gekko Those of you who only know The Hills probably don’t recognise the name. But once upon a time Oliver Stone made great movies. And one of those great movies was called Wall Street. And the star of Wall Street was Gordon Gekko played by Michael Douglas. Greed is good. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 08:24 am
